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I want to commission the artist for one of Joe Biden just to see what he will do.
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Honestly, a lot of the wedding traditions are stupid and this is kind of great because it's just so dumb and memorable. My fiance and I are not having a wedding cake either, but instead are going to have a wheel of Ossau-Iraty cheese, with a smaller wheel of fourme d'ambert on top of that, with an even smaller wheel of Gevrik on top of that. This couple may have a cake as well or they may just be going with a cheap joke thing because who really cares about wedding cake. I find this one hilarious because it's just so dumb; a god drat ketchup fountain, it's so incredible.
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Oct 27, 2014 08:50
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Oct 27, 2014 08:56
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I don't get it. I want it to be funny but I'm kind of dumb. Oh... A razor in an apple.
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Oct 27, 2014 09:20
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LingcodKilla posted:I don't get it. I want it to be funny but I'm kind of dumb. It's a Halloween joke - there were rumors of people hiding razors in trick or treat candy (and hiding them in apples). (Not that kind of razor)
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Oct 27, 2014 10:32
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This is a great time-saver. You can shave and have your fruit at the same time.
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Oct 27, 2014 12:54
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Paladinus posted:This is a great time-saver. You can shave and have your fruit at the same time. That sounds like the kind of idea that would come out of Rainbow Land
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Oct 27, 2014 16:50
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CzarChasm posted:That sounds like the kind of idea that would come out of Rainbow Land Erm, I mean, uhm, switch an apple to a three-pound steak and it's good.
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Oct 27, 2014 16:55
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Pierson posted:Cross-posted from the Crazy Forwarded E-mail thread I present the ultimate conservative nightmare: RAINBOWLAND USA. Wait, why is there a recycling building there? Is recycling unchristian? And hiking? 
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Oct 27, 2014 18:04
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Present posted:Wait, why is there a recycling building there? Is recycling unchristian? And hiking? Recycling is the devil's work. "And God said 'thou shalt not make one thing into another after it has already been used, in an effort to preserve natural resources.'" Genesis 4:29
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Oct 27, 2014 18:36
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Recycling is the devil's work. Nah, my fundie grandpa used to recycle 40 years ago. Not for the environment though, heavens no, he was no hippy. He would bundle up all the family's newspapers and tin cans and sell them, because having lived through the great depression that seemed like a good use of his time.
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Oct 27, 2014 19:31
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Present posted:Wait, why is there a recycling building there? Is recycling unchristian? And hiking? There are some Christians that believe god made the world for us to use and exploit, and that the notion that we could destroy the world through neglect and wasteful practices means He made a mistake and we lowly humans are powerful enough to ruin His plans. It's heretical to want to recycle soda cans or use lower-emission cars or ask companies to not dump toxic chemicals into lakes and poo poo because that means we're showing God we think he hosed up. Some people are really loving stupid. That isn't very funny though. Animation errors can be funny. 
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Oct 27, 2014 21:04
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Present posted:Wait, why is there a recycling building there? Is recycling unchristian? And hiking? Recycling is unchristian because it's liberal. If you want to do one bad thing, you want to do all bad things, and all the things you do are bad. Look at one of the Conservapedia Look, liberalism is the opposite of conservatism. Conservatives are Christians and believe in the concept of a moral good, therefore liberals don't believe in moral goodness and are evil. Gay rights are generally believed in by liberals. Liberals are people who want the government to do a thing, just like Communists. Since the Holocaust was carried out by the German government, this means they were also liberals, and every government program, from the FDA to Medicaid to paved roads, is a possible precursor to a new Holocaust. Since environmentalists often advocate for regulations, they're just like Nazis and Communists seizing the property of rich people. Not only that, culture in Nazi Germany involved a lot of rhetoric about returning to some idyllic pastoral life. This demonstrates that modern hippies are direct descendents of Nazis. Now, since we've demonstrated that environmentalism is a position held by evil liberals, it follows that conservatives (who are obviously all Christians) must oppose it. It's so simple, even an insane idiot can understand.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:24
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cobalt impurity posted:There are some Christians that believe god made the world for us to use and exploit, and that the notion that we could destroy the world through neglect and wasteful practices means He made a mistake and we lowly humans are powerful enough to ruin His plans. It's heretical to want to recycle soda cans or use lower-emission cars or ask companies to not dump toxic chemicals into lakes and poo poo because that means we're showing God we think he hosed up. Some people are really loving stupid. Whoa, seriously? Is this a Bible Belt thing? Because it sounds insane. I have a good friend who's deep into some kind of version of Christianity. He once told me I'm not really a Christian (because I'm Catholic  ), but he recycles, so I dunno.Dr Christmas posted:Recycling is unchristian because it's liberal. If you want to do one bad thing, you want to do all bad things, and all the things you do are bad. Look at one of the Conservapedia Alright, I get the gist of it. How sad.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:40
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Present posted:Whoa, seriously? Is this a Bible Belt thing? Because it sounds insane. I have a good friend who's deep into some kind of version of Christianity. He once told me I'm not really a Christian (because I'm Catholic In America right now, being a Republican is primarily about money for rich oil tycoon types. So you have to justify to yourself and your primarily Christian voters that gluttonous consumption of fossil fuels isn't wrong. The Republican Party and conservative Christians have been intertwined for so long that not only have the Christian contempt for gays and women who have sex become policy, but also Republican positions on big government and the environment and the social safety net have wormed their way into church dogma.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:53
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oh boy oh boy do i enjoy pseudo-accurate discussions of american politics and religion
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Oct 27, 2014 22:04
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The MSJ posted:I want to commission the artist for one of Joe Biden just to see what he will do. holy poo poo :]
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Oct 27, 2014 22:06
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BaronVanAwesome posted:It's a Halloween joke - there were rumors of people hiding razors in trick or treat candy (and hiding them in apples). Not a rumor. Razors in apples and poisoned candy is/was a real thing. It's just that kids weren't getting these things from strangers. They were getting them people in their neighborhood. From parents. Their own parents, usually.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:10
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Jamesman posted:Not a rumor. Razors in apples and poisoned candy is/was a real thing.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:15
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In order to pick out the best candy duh.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:19
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Jamesman posted:Not a rumor. Razors in apples and poisoned candy is/was a real thing. You have to get creative with those 35 trimester abortions.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:20
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IamnotJoe posted:You have to get creative with those 35 trimester abortions. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchausen_syndrome_by_proxy People will do a lot of hosed up poo poo to get on TV.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:21
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Nope! quote:In a 1974 case, Timothy O'Bryan, an 8-year-old boy from Deer Park, Texas, died after eating a cyanide-laced package of Pixy Stix. A subsequent police investigation eventually determined that the poisoned candy had been planted in his trick-or-treat pile by the boy's father, Ronald Clark O'Bryan, who also gave out poisoned candy to other children in an attempt to cover up the murder. The murderer, who had wanted to claim life insurance money, was executed in 1984
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Oct 27, 2014 22:23
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I know the one that got everyone in an uproar in the 70's was the uncle OD'd and the father tried to protect him by sprinkling the remainder of hiis brother's stash on the kids candy.
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Oct 27, 2014 22:28
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Stuff I saw the last couple days   
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Oct 28, 2014 01:13
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Present posted:Whoa, seriously? Is this a Bible Belt thing? Because it sounds insane. I have a good friend who's deep into some kind of version of Christianity. He once told me I'm not really a Christian (because I'm Catholic I lived deep in the Bible Belt for a few years. My town did not offer recycling and people looked at you like you had three heads when you asked where the recycling bins were. I was filled with such guilt every time I threw away aluminum, glass and plastic 
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Oct 28, 2014 01:26
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Avulsion posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchausen_syndrome_by_proxy Dang I was just reading this a few hours ago(great read, by the way). Baader-Meinhof phenomenon is crazy.
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Oct 28, 2014 01:41
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Present posted:Whoa, seriously? Is this a Bible Belt thing? Because it sounds insane. I have a good friend who's deep into some kind of version of Christianity. He once told me I'm not really a Christian (because I'm Catholic A lot of more liberal areas recycle so it gets lumped into leftist policy. Which is odd since socialist and communist countries are some of the worst polluters. There's also this idea that no one should tell a red blooded American man what to do. I remember back in, I think 2004, talk show host Sean Hannity went on multiple rants about his right to drive really big trucks. Conservative politics are often focused on the individual, so the idea of consuming less for a collective good is likened to wiping your rear end on Old Glory. It's not that way everywhere though. I live in a red part of a red state and we've got a great recycling program (they even take steel!).
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Oct 28, 2014 01:56
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:I lived deep in the Bible Belt for a few years. My town did not offer recycling and people looked at you like you had three heads when you asked where the recycling bins were. I was filled with such guilt every time I threw away aluminum, glass and plastic There may have been a scrap place that would BUY your paper and aluminum (not glass though, glass is worse than worthless). The catch being that you have to haul it there yourself and it is pennies per pound, so you need a whole car full of stuff to make it worth the trip. Right wingers aren't actually opposed to scrap recycling, they just think it should be voluntary and for profit, not something imposed by government.
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Oct 28, 2014 02:09
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Oct 28, 2014 02:27
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Sandwich shop I used to frequent has this on the menu: "The Dallas Cowboy" 3 day old bread, wilted lettuce, and absolutely no meat-Trust us, it Sucks! It's $38.50 for an 8 inch. All the other subs are $8 or so 
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Oct 28, 2014 02:48
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Shut up about politics and religion you dumb goons.
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Oct 28, 2014 02:53
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Halloween? 
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Oct 28, 2014 04:20
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Oct 28, 2014 04:21
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Say Nothing posted:Halloween? 
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Oct 28, 2014 05:33
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I know right, that doesn't look like it would protect against ebola at all.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:53
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Away all Goats posted:I know right, that doesn't look like it would protect against ebola at all. I like to think this puppy is doing a ride along with a grownup K9 officer dog.
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Oct 28, 2014 08:06
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A situation like that sure puts the Dire in Diarrhea.
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Oct 28, 2014 11:49
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Away all Goats posted:I know right, that doesn't look like it would protect against ebola at all. There was just a story on my local morning news about this picture. It will be in a calendar.
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Oct 28, 2014 12:34
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 More here.
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Oct 28, 2014 12:52
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