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hey what the hell pennsylvania! give our floating butt back!
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I think that it looks more like an anti-gravity scrotum.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:18
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look my point is that i don't care how many diapers your sniper has used, my tax dollars paid for that sky genitalia
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Oct 27, 2014 21:22
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Libelous Slander posted:look my point is that i don't care how many diapers your sniper has used, my tax dollars paid for that sky genitalia SkyBalls can be repurposed back to do whatever Ohio was doing with it before loaning it out . The Rook will never be anything but a total waste of money. Edit: WNEP News posted:However, troopers said it was too windy to test out the balloon and they will try again Monday. PA State Trooper test yesterday was scrapped due to wind. 10mph is enough to ground the system. I hope ODOT is billing PA for this amazing, cost-effective tool they've graciously lended. Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 27, 2014 21:40
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I'm sure its been mentioned before but I love that the rook is named after the chess piece that can only move in a straight line.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:41
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origami posted:I'm sure its been mentioned before but I love that the rook is named after the chess piece that can only move in a straight line. yeah well we'd have a whole different batch of jokes if they named it the queen
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Oct 27, 2014 21:50
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id like to float the buttscrotum around john boehners district
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Oct 27, 2014 21:57
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Oct 27, 2014 22:01
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XMNN posted:it's probably even more expensive than they're admitting to once you factor in lost revenue from pigs wandering aimlessly in the woods instead of writing traffic tickets http://www.mcall.com/news/local/mc-eric-frein-police-citations-20141018-story.html#page=1
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Oct 27, 2014 22:32
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Curse you Pierre Jules César Janssen 
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Oct 27, 2014 22:42
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Oct 27, 2014 23:24
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Weather balloon, you say...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Ffr1U7KMY Nobody is safe from Rover. Not even Diaper Snipers. Or perhaps he should be called "the new Number 2" Liquid Dinosaur fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Oct 27, 2014 |
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Oct 27, 2014 23:26
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Oct 27, 2014 23:51
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you know, here's an idea. publicly announce that funding has ceased, they suspect that Frein made it out of the area. Then keep a cadre of plain clothes officers in key locations; roads, bridges and so forth. and see if Frein comes out of the forest to gloat that he has won. If the woods are too arduous to search, and being from PA I can understand that, why not try something different then brute loving force? Why not try and outsmart..... Oh, I've answered my own question.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:58
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quote:However, troopers said it was too windy to test out the balloon and they will try again Monday. stay safe scroter floater
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Oct 28, 2014 00:19
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VendaGoat posted:and see if Frein comes out of the forest to gloat that he has won. lol what? What exactly are you picturing here
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Parity warning posted:lol what? What exactly are you picturing here before I begin, please know that I believe he has already made good his escape to another country or, at the least, another state. Honestly, I would imagine that if Frein was still in the woods, he cannot remain there indefinitely. What I would suggest is a feint. A Ruse. Pull the uniformed officers from the woods, post plain clothes officers on all highways out of the area. Let Frein leave the woods and come to them. Lure him out with a false sense of security. Now the GBS part of me, LOL cops morons DIAPER SNIPER FTW! 
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Oct 28, 2014 00:23
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Frien is an alien and the weather balloon is to cover up the UFO crash site.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:25
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It's about time et got a remake.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:26
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Gotta love how loving WIND makes the giant balloon designed to float in the sky completely inoperable. What's next, a mini sub that can't stay in water for too long?
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Oct 28, 2014 00:28
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haljordan posted:Gotta love how loving WIND makes the giant balloon designed to float in the sky completely inoperable. What's next, a mini sub that can't stay in water for too long? Well there is the f-35 that blows up in a light rain. That's for the other thread though.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:31
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I hope Frein shoots down the giant floating ballsack.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:31
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VendaGoat posted:before I begin, please know that I believe he has already made good his escape to another country or, at the least, another state. A great idea. A forest full of cops dressed as german tourists tripping over their lederhosen and getting their old timey wind up cameras stolen by squirrels. SAtay safe diapoer snipoer.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:34
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Lodin posted:I hope Frein shoots down the giant floating ballsack. I hope he traps it, attaches a wooden basket to it and floats away to freedom while giving the cops double middle fingers.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:34
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haljordan posted:I hope he traps it, attaches a wooden basket to it and floats away to freedom while giving the cops double middle fingers. That would be worth the cost of all of this
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Oct 28, 2014 00:38
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VendaGoat posted:before I begin, please know that I believe he has already made good his escape to another country or, at the least, another state. That last bit is way smarter than all the previous bits.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:40
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If you spent more than zero moments theorycrafting how to catch the diaper sniper you should kill yourself.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:51
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The Frein will not be restrained by your floating scro, bro.
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El_Elegante posted:If you spent more than zero moments theorycrafting how to catch the diaper sniper you should kill yourself.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:57
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haljordan posted:Gotta love how loving WIND makes the giant balloon designed to float in the sky completely inoperable. What's next, a mini sub that can't stay in water for too long? Giant balloons aren't very aerodynamic or maneuverable. If you follow the links in the news article to the hilarious PDF advertising the specs of the Homeland Security anti-protest floatyballs, there's no listed description of the IR capability - this is a pretty good indication that it's sold separately. A state department of transportation doesn't need super-duper IR sensor capabilities day to day (and sure as hell doesn't have the budget to buy it for kicks), so it wouldn't surprise me if this silly thing was ineffective even in ideal weather.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:57
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El_Elegante posted:If you spent more than zero moments theorycrafting how to catch the diaper sniper you should kill yourself. why are we not just deforesting the entire state of PA to find him?
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Oct 28, 2014 01:04
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Lutha Mahtin posted:stay safe scroter floater Now everybody Have you heard In the search for Frein Yeah the scrote's the word Don't take no hiking No ability Save our thirst for killin' For James Tully and.. Scrote me, scrote me Could hide through winter boy you move mighty well Scrote me, scrote me (Scrote) Scrote me, scrote me We got your number now Scrote me, scrote me Thought we found your diaper but know You're just a sniper now
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Oct 28, 2014 01:06
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A reminder that no one in the entire state of PA seemed to give two shits about Joe Paterno's good buddy Jerry Sandusky loving little boys on the reg for like two decades but they'll roll out the entire arsenal to find Frein.
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Oct 28, 2014 01:07
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haljordan posted:A reminder that no one in the entire state of PA seemed to give two fucks about Joe Paterno's good buddy loving little boys on the reg for like two decades but they'll roll out the entire arsenal to find Frein. Jesus Christ 
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Oct 28, 2014 01:09
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lmao
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Oct 28, 2014 01:11
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Don't know if it has been said yet, but: D. B. Pooper How much longer are they gonna search for this guy?
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Oct 28, 2014 01:18
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ShaqDiesel posted:Now everybody  (this is the song it's for)
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haljordan posted:A reminder that no one in the entire state of PA seemed to give two shits about Joe Paterno's good buddy Jerry Sandusky loving little boys on the reg for like two decades but they'll roll out the entire arsenal to find Frein. Well, you see, footbawwwww
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Got my Rook against sniper death My buddy's breathin' "this diapers fresh..." Ohio, please won't you send me more balloons
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