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HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

tooterfish posted:

Wrong, he just needs to prove the chicken consented.

Doesn't Peter Singer argue that talking about consent is meaningless in the context of bestiality, as chickens don't consent to being eaten and yet we see nothing wrong with that?

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HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

Mister Adequate posted:

The crisp conspiracy deepens. Question is, is it a capitalist ploy by Big Crisp, the Jews, or the Freemasons?

Big Crisp is just another front organisation for the Illumi-Repto-Crucians!

Oh boll...

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

The chicken de-facto consents to being eaten by being delicious.

Please note I said delicious, not sexy.

Also, Seabrooks are the best crisps and anyone who disagrees is a capitalist pig. I was going to say Hitler, but we all know what's worse in this thread.

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

tooterfish posted:

The chicken de-facto consents to being eaten by being delicious.

Please note I said delicious, not sexy.

Bit defensive, no?



tooterfish posted:

Also, Seabrooks are the best crisps and anyone who disagrees is a capitalist pig. I was going to say Hitler, but we all know what's worse in this thread.

Yet another shill for Big Crisp reveals themselves!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

HortonNash posted:

Doesn't Peter Singer argue that talking about consent is meaningless in the context of bestiality, as chickens don't consent to being eaten and yet we see nothing wrong with that?
But if someone sends you video of a man in a realistic tiger costume penetrating a roast chicken, can you be charged under the extreme pornography act?

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

HortonNash posted:

Bit defensive, no?
I admit nothing!

HortonNash posted:

Yet another shill for Big Crisp reveals themselves!
Seabrook are made in Yorkshire.

Monster Munch and Frazzles are owned by PepsiCo. And even if they weren't, they're not from Yorkshire. Ergo, Seabrook wins, just loving deal with it.

Edit: sorry, coming over all nationalistic there.

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

But if someone sends you video of a man in a realistic tiger costume penetrating a roast chicken, can you be charged under the extreme pornography act?

I would imagine so as I believe the act even specifies that animals may be dead or alive.

Looking at the wording, it looks like they could charge you with an offence if your chosen porn involved a lifelike rubber chicken.

There seems to be a huge amount of ambiguity built in to the act, what with the "appears to" and "is likely to", it's almost as if it was a bad law written to appease a tabloid moral crusade or something.

I wonder if they will run into the same problems they have started to with offences under the Obscene Publications Act, in that juries are deciding that an awful lot of what the prosecution considers "obscene" is nothing of the sort.

I also wonder how many of the convictions secured are guilty pleas or cautions accepted simply to avoid full court cases.

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

tooterfish posted:

I admit nothing!
Seabrook are made in Yorkshire.

Monster Munch and Frazzles are owned by PepsiCo. And even if they weren't, they're not from Yorkshire. Ergo, Seabrook wins, just loving deal with it.

Edit: sorry, coming over all nationalistic there.

Seabrook hmm.. I wonder if...

wikipedia posted:

In 2011 Seabrook Crisps launched its Goodbye salt Hello flavour range under a tagline "with at least 90% less salt, but 100% great taste", in line with government objectives to lower salt intake. The salt was substituted with sugar.

Big Crisp, indeed!

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
Can someone quickly give a brief rundown of how certain MSPs in the Labour Party, like Kezia Dugdale, are what's been referred to as "Accidental" list MSPs? I get the basic principle that for some reason they were elected when it was not anticipated they would be, but how did that happen? Did labour forget to put its constituency candidates on the regional list at the last election, or something?

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Reveilled posted:

Can someone quickly give a brief rundown of how certain MSPs in the Labour Party, like Kezia Dugdale, are what's been referred to as "Accidental" list MSPs? I get the basic principle that for some reason they were elected when it was not anticipated they would be, but how did that happen? Did labour forget to put its constituency candidates on the regional list at the last election, or something?

They got more list MSPs than they thought they would get in the last election because they lost a lot of constituency MSPs. So you get people way down the list becoming MSPs.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
This is the band who is featured on the t-shirt of that bloke who ran into David Cameron:



They're a self-described "slam metal" band from Leeds.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

marktheando posted:

They got more list MSPs than they thought they would get in the last election because they lost a lot of constituency MSPs. So you get people way down the list becoming MSPs.

Is there any reason why the constituency candidates weren't put on the list? I'd have thought the sensible way to make up your regional list would be to list incumbent MSPs first, then any candidate with a good shot at winning, followed by the dregs sent up to oppose other parties in their own safe seats. That way if you lose a bunch of constituency seats to the opposition, your former encumbents just get re-elected on the list instead.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

TinTower posted:

This is the band who is featured on the t-shirt of that bloke who ran into David Cameron:



They're a self-described "slam metal" band from Leeds.

Those names sound like the sort of thing Jeremy and Super Hans would come up with in Peep Show.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

McDragon posted:

Those names sound like the sort of thing Jeremy and Super Hans would come up with in Peep Show.

I'm just really not happy with the name Free the Paedos. I mean, can't we call it something more normal like... The Swan and Tomato?

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Reveilled posted:

Is there any reason why the constituency candidates weren't put on the list?
Because you could - in theory - win all the constituency seats in a region and still get enough votes to add extras on to that from the list. I'm quite willing to believe that Scottish Labour are arrogant and deluded enough to have assumed this would happen.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Meanwhile, on Autumnwatch - Michaela Strachan deep throats for Chris Packham!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXJVPCc59JA

I'm not sure if Packham was oblivious to how that looked, or if he's just an incredible straight actor.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
It's a weakness of list systems. Rebecca Taylor was an accidental MEP for the Lib Dems in Yorkshire and Humber after the elected MEP Diana Wallis resigned and Wallis' husband Stewart Arnold – who was second on the list – passed the co-option up due to allegations of nepotism.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

TinTower posted:

This is the band who is featured on the t-shirt of that bloke who ran into David Cameron:

They're a self-described "slam metal" band from Leeds.

Tintagel: their Schindler's Fist album.

quote:


masturbating corpses
Shackled to the floor
and praying for the end
Slicing at the enemy
as semen clots around me
Surviving on the entrails
and the flesh which I distend

Cruelty
Slavery
Cementing me
Through bukkake


:rock:

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Another "everybody is wrong about everything" study has been conducted, only this time it turns out to be just a part of the human condition rather than a uniquely British problem, and Brits actually come off pretty well compared to the festering hive of retarded pigshit that is human belief in general: http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/oct/29/todays-key-fact-you-are-probably-wrong-about-almost-everything

The French believe that a third of their population is muslim (true figure: 8%), the Italians believe that immigrants account for 30% of their population (true figure: 7%), we believe that 24% of our working age population is unemployed (true figure: 7% when the study was conducted), and everybody overestimates teen pregnancy rates by an order of magnitude.


Also, the Adam Smith institute has analyzed the country's wealth distribution and divvied us all up into 11 categories: https://smithinstitutethinktank.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/wealth-of-our-nation-rethinking-policies-for-wealth-distribution.pdf

quote:

The largest group, comprising around 13.5 million households or a little over half the total, are either financially secure or are on a path to being so. In their 20s they will make up some of the “renters” group but by their 30s they are in the ‘good progress’ group, moving to becoming ‘wealth accumulators’ in their 40s, then either ‘looking forward to retirement’ or ‘happily retired’ in their 50s and 60s before landing in the
‘silver success’ group later on. This group does not need much in the way of state financial support.

A different trajectory comes to those who never manage to access property wealth and so spend the whole of their lives renting in some way or another. In working life this group is found in the “no assets” group which has very low incomes and/or high debts and so no way of saving. It also includes some people who are able to earn enough to save a little into a pension during their working lives - part of the “renters” group - but unlike others do not manage to convert this into home ownership in their 30s. In retirement, both these groups form the “renting in retirement group” where any small pension pot is drawn down, probably with state top-up
support. This group consists of about 6 million households or a quarter of the total.

Of a similar nature are the two million younger households whose financial debts mean that they find it harder to make the progress of other households their age. Cash-strapped by debt repayments they defer making pension contributions and build up property assets more slowly than other people in work at their age. Depending on how this situation resolves, this “debt burden” group may either end up renting in retirement or at the bottom end of the property-owning distribution.

Meanwhile there is another group who but for their ownership of property, would find themselves at the bottom of the pile. With little earnings to speak of they are unable to build a private pension but their ownership of their own home brings some security. In total this group makes up about a sixth of all households, broken down into 1.7m working-age households in the “relying on property” group and 2.4m pensioners in the “getting by” group. This group is also likely to rely on state support to meet their day-to-day needs.

"Half of us are old and fairly rich, everybody else is hosed lmao. Also if you are renting and past your mid-twenties you are doomed to a life of abject penury and will never amount to anything more than a state-dependent life failure."

LemonDrizzle fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Oct 29, 2014

twoot
Oct 29, 2012

Reveilled posted:

Can someone quickly give a brief rundown of how certain MSPs in the Labour Party, like Kezia Dugdale, are what's been referred to as "Accidental" list MSPs? I get the basic principle that for some reason they were elected when it was not anticipated they would be, but how did that happen? Did labour forget to put its constituency candidates on the regional list at the last election, or something?

For 2011 Labour decided that with a few exceptions, their constituency MSPs wouldn't be put on the list too. 1) They thought that it would prevent a false sense of security and force constituency MSPs to campaign, 2) Labour did their seat selections while polling showed them with a significant lead.

The latter meant that they didn't alter their list candidates from; the normal bunch of councillors who'd "served their time", hangers-on with family connections, and "up and comings" operating in other roles in the party but 1-2 elections out from a constituency seat or export to London.

Kezia was in the later category, where she was acting as campaign coordinator for the Lothian region consitiuency MSPs, but then oops'ed a seat from like 5 places down the list of no-hope when the SNP smashed all the constituency candidates she was working to promote.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Well theres a cheerful thought to start the morning off LemonDrizzle.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Speak for yourself, I'm still thinking about Michaela Strachan.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

twoot posted:

For 2011 Labour decided that with a few exceptions, their constituency MSPs wouldn't be put on the list too. 1) They thought that it would prevent a false sense of security and force constituency MSPs to campaign, 2) Labour did their seat selections while polling showed them with a significant lead.

The latter meant that they didn't alter their list candidates from; the normal bunch of councillors who'd "served their time", hangers-on with family connections, and "up and comings" operating in other roles in the party but 1-2 elections out from a constituency seat or export to London.

Kezia was in the later category, where she was acting as campaign coordinator for the Lothian region consitiuency MSPs, but then oops'ed a seat from like 5 places down the list of no-hope when the SNP smashed all the constituency candidates she was working to promote.

Great explanation, thanks :)

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

LemonDrizzle posted:

Another "everybody is wrong about everything" study has been conducted, only this time it turns out to be just a part of the human condition rather than a uniquely British problem, and Brits actually come off pretty well compared to the festering hive of retarded pigshit that is human belief in general: http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/oct/29/todays-key-fact-you-are-probably-wrong-about-almost-everything

Eh, I'm not sure it is part of the human condition so much as an outcome of how News Media works. Things like violent crime get a lot of viewers so they get a lot of coverage leading to people feeling more afraid of crime when statistics show it going down. Though there is also the problem that recorded crimes statistics may be faked but that is a separate problem. All the misconceptions listed match up to common news stories, articles about too many immigrants and too few people voting are quite common.

edit: I'm sad all talk of Chris Packham becoming the next David Attenborough has died down, I just hope it doesn't end up being Brian Cox.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

LemonDrizzle posted:

Another "everybody is wrong about everything" study has been conducted, only this time it turns out to be just a part of the human condition rather than a uniquely British problem, and Brits actually come off pretty well compared to the festering hive of retarded pigshit that is human belief in general: http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/oct/29/todays-key-fact-you-are-probably-wrong-about-almost-everything

The French believe that a third of their population is muslim (true figure: 8%), the Italians believe that immigrants account for 30% of their population (true figure: 7%), we believe that 24% of our working age population is unemployed (true figure: 7% when the study was conducted), and everybody overestimates teen pregnancy rates by an order of magnitude.


Also, the Adam Smith institute has analyzed the country's wealth distribution and divvied us all up into 11 categories: https://smithinstitutethinktank.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/wealth-of-our-nation-rethinking-policies-for-wealth-distribution.pdf


"Half of us are old and fairly rich, everybody else is hosed lmao, also if you are renting and past your mid-twenties you are doomed to a life of abject penury"
On my phone in way to work, so no time to read link or cite anything buuuuuut doesn't quantifying people by 'households' even mask the inequality somewhat? I know i've often heard that poor people tend to have much larger families than wealthy, which would put significantly more actual people in those poor households.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

I have no idea how you loving people managed to make the UKMT worse than it normally is, but congratulations. Great work.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Zero Gravitas posted:

you loving people

Wow.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
much rude

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

"140 new posts, I wonder if something interesting has happened... nope, just a pissflaps/other pissing contest."

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Zero Gravitas posted:

"140 new posts, I wonder if something interesting has happened... nope, just a pissflaps/other pissing contest."

To be fair, I'd be fairly annoyed if someone started making up stuff about me to defame me. Pissflaps has a pretty abrasive response to it but I can't really pretend I don't think hes correct in being pissed off.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

Carrier posted:

To be fair, I'd be fairly annoyed if someone started making up stuff about me to defame me. Pissflaps has a pretty abrasive response to it but I can't really pretend I don't think hes correct in being pissed off.

Bringing up a past accusation when it has nothing to do with the current argument is weird, obnoxious and unnecessary.

EDIT: If someone is a weirdo or it's funny, by all means bring it up. But saying "Remember that time you made a personal attack against me and you couldn't bring up the evidence?" is crap. No-one cares about your slap fight.

Shelf Adventure fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Oct 29, 2014

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Shelf Adventure posted:

Bringing up a past accusation when it has nothing to do with the current argument is weird, obnoxious and unnecessary.

EDIT: If someone is a weirdo or it's funny, by all means bring it up. But saying "Remember that time you made a personal attack against me and you couldn't bring up the evidence?" is crap. No-one cares about your slap fight.

Maybe one day somebody will claim your all time high score on Super Smash Brothers is lower than it actually is and you'll know how it feels to have somebody make up lies about you. It's not nice and I will not apologies for holding somebody accountable for spreading falsehoods to score points.

And, FYI, it only happened a couple of days ago and in this very thread, its not some ancient grudge being dredged up.

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN
Good news! It looks like "liberals are the real racists" will become a part of mainstream British political discourse thanks to UKIP. Tim Montgomerie has accused Mathew Parris of being an "illiberal liberal Lib Dem" for suggesting that playing up fears about immigration emboldens racists:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics...4b0cd82a0960946

Tim Montgomerie posted:

Matthew worries that some in UKIP want a country where everyone looks the same. I worry that Matthew wants a party where we all think as he does. He is that very modern phenomenon that is very powerful in the Liberal Democrats – an illiberal liberal who will tolerate anyone as long as they agree with him. Just as some in UKIP hate the diversity of modern Britain, Matthew Parris and certain modernisers are in danger of becoming haters, too. Hating the politics of places like Clacton. Accusing all people who worry about immigration of being racist. Deciding that anyone who questions David Cameron is an extremist.

:qq: Why won't you Lefties embrace the diversity of British hate speech!?

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Pissflaps posted:

Maybe one day somebody will claim your all time high score on Super Smash Brothers is lower than it actually is

You have really weird obsessions

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Farecoal posted:

You have really weird obsessions

He's just making it relateable to the person hes speaking to. Its good public speaking.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Pissflaps posted:

Maybe one day somebody will claim your all time high score on Super Smash Brothers is lower than it actually is and you'll know how it feels to have somebody make up lies about you. It's not nice and I will not apologies for holding somebody accountable for spreading falsehoods to score points.

And, FYI, it only happened a couple of days ago and in this very thread, its not some ancient grudge being dredged up.

Alright, no need to get your piss in a flap

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
So we're letting immigrants drown now? Makes you proud to be British, so it does.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I might just start posting pictures of puppies and kittens in here, just to lighten up the mood. Although I'm pretty sure we'd find a way to somehow devolve that into a pedantic argument about something that no one actually cares about in that instance too.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo

Gorn Myson posted:

I might just start posting pictures of puppies and kittens in here, just to lighten up the mood. Although I'm pretty sure we'd find a way to somehow devolve that into a pedantic argument about something that no one actually cares about in that instance too.

I'd rather people posted about politics and interesting news stories because that's what I like about this thread and it's been poo poo for it lately.

Then again, the news is so depressing that I imagine we'd rather do anything but that.

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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


ReV VAdAUL posted:

Good news! It looks like "liberals are the real racists" will become a part of mainstream British political discourse thanks to UKIP. Tim Montgomerie has accused Mathew Parris of being an "illiberal liberal Lib Dem" for suggesting that playing up fears about immigration emboldens racists:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics...4b0cd82a0960946


:qq: Why won't you Lefties embrace the diversity of British hate speech!?

Wow, I haven't seen 'Why won't you tolerate my intolerance hmm? :smuggo:' for quite a while.

Also I'm too depressed to do the whole white poppy thing this year. I've got people on Facebook saying they won't let anyone politicise the red poppy this year, therefore they will shout down any discussion about the glorification of war and wear it unquestioningly :downs:

mrpwase fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Oct 29, 2014

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