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Rip YMCH's arm off and give it to ARMS as a peace offering.
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First off, YMCH. Second, you could say that that's a...yellow submarine...I'm trying to make a Beatles joke and I'm really struggling.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:57
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SNAK Looks like the dim one. Distract him by asking about genetics.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:03
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YMCH. Challenge him to a banjo duel, then play the greatest song in the world.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:05
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Waffleman_ posted:Oh man, it's YMCH! Show us the Wolf Fang Fist! Offer him some puar tea and see if he and his sweet land sub want to join the team. You could probably get a good hotbox going inside that thing if you hook G0KU up to the ventilation system.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:14
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Regalingualius posted:YMCH. Or player's preference on song.
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Oct 28, 2014 06:48
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Eh, this guy looks like a complete nobody. Call him NEMO. I'll bet he has an amazing comms setup in that landboat, though. You'd have to to get through that much sand. He probably gets live footage from practically every sporting hierarchy on the planet. That's what, about a gross thousand or so leagues? Sit down with this guy, pass the robot on the left hand side, and watch all 20,000 leagues under the sand.
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Oct 28, 2014 08:38
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YMCH Combine the sub with Goku to create Mecha Goku sub sandwich mode with time travel abilities!
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Oct 28, 2014 08:41
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RSHI Cause I don't hate him immediately, you see.
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Oct 28, 2014 08:48
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Wow, he must be pretty boss to run a ship with all of those dudes. Call him BBOS.
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Oct 28, 2014 10:25
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YMCH And tell him on one codition: if we win we get to remodel everything he owns.
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Oct 28, 2014 11:00
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Name him LVOS then kick his rear end and consider that a job well done! E: Ask LVOS what his name and his social security # is, then steal his identity and make a new life as a desert bandit in your stupid rear end land sub
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Oct 28, 2014 12:27
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Gologle posted:First off, YMCH. Second, you could say that that's a...yellow submarine...I'm trying to make a Beatles joke and I'm really struggling. Get high with YMCH and reenact the Yellow Submarine music video.
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Oct 28, 2014 13:12
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Tell YMCH to give you a ride on his submarine, or else! (And then point at ARMS.)
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Spoilers Below posted:Offer him some puar tea and see if he and his sweet land sub want to join the team. You could probably get a good hotbox going inside that thing if you hook G0KU up to the ventilation system. Krad posted:Get high with YMCH and reenact the Yellow Submarine music video. Holy poo poo. I can't pass this up. You describe your plan to YMCH and he is instantly smitten with the idea. Your growing band of adventures board YMCH's ship, the Outrider, and hook up G0KU to the ventilation system. Pretty soon the whole ship it hotboxed and the entire populace of the Outrider are coasting on a wicked high.  The smoke seen from the desert is so thick it darkens the sky. For decades, people of the Aveh desert remember that night as The Night The Desert Burned.  YMCH declares you to be his BEST AND ONLY FRIEND. While it's a little strange and YMCH seems a little clingy, you take the compliment with grace, as befitting your royal attire. You encourage him to help you reenact the Yellow Submarine music video and are horrified to discover that he has never heard of it. Nor has he ever heard of The Beatles. Nor rock music, for that matter. Truly, this is the darkest timeline. You plan to redouble your efforts to go back in time to find Lavos to ensure that this horrible, horrible future is destroyed. There will be no Planet Xenogears as long as you still breath. Anyways, you and your crew tell YMCH about your plans. Well, CHCH does most of the talking, you're pretty blazed. YMCH, eager to help is BEST AND ONLY FRIEND, agrees to take part. Only problem is, his cousin MARG has been kidnapped. He says that if you help him save MARG, he will help you find the time portal and fight Lavos. He says it's important, because he's going to marry MARG. His cousin. That's messed up. You chuckle, and tell him so.  Anyways, MARG is held in Bledavik castle. YMCA tells you that it is heavily fortified and patrolled, but that there is a) a sewer system and b) a fighting contest you might be able to take advantage of to sneak in. How do you want to play this rescue mission?
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Oct 29, 2014 05:00
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Option C: Guns blazing, literally and figuratively.
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Oct 29, 2014 05:07
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That's a trick question. The fighting tournament is IN the sewer system. They're weird like that.
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Oct 29, 2014 05:07
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Back doors are always more heavily guarded than the front doors. Especially when involving sewer systems. A fighting tournament just means the bad guys will know where you are for like, days. No, the only Option is C. A full frontal(in both ways) charge that they'll never see coming!
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Oct 29, 2014 05:15
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Option D, set the castle on fire, then sneak in through the sewer while everyone panics. Because of the fire. Meanwhile, the other half of the party enters the fighting tournament for exp.
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Oct 29, 2014 05:26
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Seriously, this is New Game+++++++, just bust in the front door.
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Oct 29, 2014 05:31
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nine-gear crow posted:Option C: Guns blazing, literally and figuratively. Seriously, do it literally. Equip everyone with their Blazing equipment (especially G0ku's GUN) and literally burn that fucker down.
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Oct 29, 2014 05:38
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>Use your knowledge from previous playthroughs to cut the knot and proclaim yourself the castle's long-missing princess to the guards.
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Oct 29, 2014 05:38
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What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Splice the robot into the castle ventilation, 'Smoke' it like a beehive, Trade a bunch of munchies for the cousin-bride once everyone is blitzed.
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Oct 29, 2014 06:12
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Now that everyone is high as gently caress, remind the party that you guys travel through time and space and blow everyone's mind. But you're bored with this timeline so tell Glasses GOKU to wander around with a gate key thing until you find a portal to a much more chill universe. (I forget if we have it now but it's New Game+++++++ we have everything.)
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Oct 29, 2014 06:16
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Why don't we try using the castle's drive thru? I bet the whole ship's got the munchies right about now, and some food would be good. A sub could access the kitchen through the sewers if this backwards rural one doesn't have a drive thru for some reason.
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Oct 29, 2014 06:35
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GoatLord posted:Seriously, this is New Game+++++++, just bust in the front door. Exactly. Crash the sub through the front door.
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C. Everett Koop posted:Exactly. Crash the sub through the front door. This, but do it by ramping the sub up to a high speed, bursting out of the sand, and landing onto/through the front door.
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Oct 29, 2014 07:38
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Dirk the Average posted:This, but do it by ramping the sub up to a high speed, bursting out of the sand, and landing onto/through the front door. Was about to write basically this, so yeah do this.
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Oct 29, 2014 07:50
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The sewers would ruin our attire, that simply will not do. We fight in the tournament.
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Oct 29, 2014 08:08
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Guns blazing, brah. You gatta fight for your right to party.
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Oct 29, 2014 11:40
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You're SL 99 and maxed stats. These are a bunch of level 12 scrubs. Burst in the front door naked as a jaybird and weilding only the MOP. Then procede to clean up solo.
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Oct 29, 2014 12:21
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Disguise yourselves as wine deliverers to get in.
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Oct 29, 2014 12:24
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C. Everett Koop posted:Exactly. Crash the sub through the front door. A true friend would give GOKU the sub's keys so he can do it himself.
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Oct 29, 2014 14:16
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Disguise yourselves as wine deliverers to get in. Yes.
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Oct 29, 2014 18:36
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ultrafilter posted:Yes. I concur.
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Disguise yourselves as wine barrels to get in.
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Oct 29, 2014 20:26
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Study very hard to pass the test to get your wine vendor license. Open a wine company, become popular, sponsor a team for the tournament, then attend the tournament in the VIP box.
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Oct 29, 2014 20:34
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Tournament arcs always suck. Send CHCH to deal with it while you work on building a gigantic ramp for your new land submarine to jump off of.
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Oct 29, 2014 20:53
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Whatever happens, we're eventually going to have to SEDUCE MARG
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Go to hell Why not? 
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