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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Violet_Sky posted:

So George Takei posted an article about dangerous 90s toys. Unsurprisingly, the comments were people :circlefap: to :smug: ARE GENERATION WAS BETTER :smug:



Kids are learning to solve their bullying problems without violence? Those pussies! :argh:

I remember being an 80's 90's kid and being accused of being the pussy generation. Nothing new.

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Old men complaining about youths having it too easy and being disrespectful is a tradition as old as language. The ancient greeks complained about it too for instance.

Also, I read poppy abusers as a euphemism for Afghans as well before remembering about British traditions. And didn't the French de-facto control England during a lot of the middle ages?

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

BonHair posted:

Old men complaining about youths having it too easy and being disrespectful is a tradition as old as language. The ancient greeks complained about it too for instance.

Also, I read poppy abusers as a euphemism for Afghans as well before remembering about British traditions. And didn't the French de-facto control England during a lot of the middle ages?

Nope the entire history of the two realms in the late medieval period was defined by the French trying to get money from the English crown for there French lands and the English trying to take the whole thing.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
It really depends on if you think Normans were french. They kind of were, but they were also vikings.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

NewMars posted:

It really depends on if you think Normans were french. They kind of were, but they were also vikings.

Like breeding wolves with snakes.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Violet_Sky posted:

So George Takei posted an article about dangerous 90s toys. Unsurprisingly, the comments were people :circlefap: to :smug: ARE GENERATION WAS BETTER :smug:



Kids are learning to solve their bullying problems without violence? Those pussies! :argh:

I see 'drinking from the garden hose' mentioned a lot in those dumb nostalgic memes. Is this something lots of kids did and was there a big push to stop it in the 90's or something? Do people really miss the days they could have a swig of nasty water from a dirty hose?

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
In twenty years, we'll be able to mock all the dumb kids born in recent years.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


Spalec posted:

I see 'drinking from the garden hose' mentioned a lot in those dumb nostalgic memes. Is this something lots of kids did and was there a big push to stop it in the 90's or something? Do people really miss the days they could have a swig of nasty water from a dirty hose?

Lots of kids did it and lots of kids do it now. People get nostalgic for it because they associate it with playing outside in the summer as kids.

e: All the young kids in my extended family still do it but that's largely because pretty much everyone I'm related to and has kids is poor as poo poo and aren't about to buy bottled water when there's perfectly good tap water available.
VVVVVVVVVVV

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StdNormDist
May 2, 2010

Spalec posted:

I see 'drinking from the garden hose' mentioned a lot in those dumb nostalgic memes. Is this something lots of kids did and was there a big push to stop it in the 90's or something? Do people really miss the days they could have a swig of nasty water from a dirty hose?

I'm just guessing, but I'd say it's because cheap bottled water became big in the 90's - 00's. It's something that's clearly delineated between generations and something that people can point to as an example of the wussification of america.

I drank out of the hose as a kid (only ~90s kidz~ will get this) and it's not like it's dangerous but if you gave me a choice I'd take the bottled water every time.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

karl fungus posted:

In twenty years, we'll be able to mock all the dumb kids born in recent years.

There are kids who are signing up to get shot at by Americas enemies who literally do not remember 9/11.

:911:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

1688. :colbert:

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IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Violet_Sky posted:

So George Takei posted an article about dangerous 90s toys. Unsurprisingly, the comments were people :circlefap: to :smug: ARE GENERATION WAS BETTER :smug:



Kids are learning to solve their bullying problems without violence? Those pussies! :argh:

I grew up in the 80's and 90's and if I had had any say in the matter I would have stopped bullying with out violence I would have welcomed it. I grew up on a lot of television and took most of my cues from them. So when I stood up to my bully and decked him one I expected to hear canned applause and the bully to skulk away. Instead I found out that time spent in the library doesn't build up strength for a good punch. So I got the poo poo kicked out of me. gently caress this dude.


Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

IamnotJoe posted:

I grew up in the 80's and 90's and if I had had any say in the matter I would have stopped bullying with out violence I would have welcomed it. I grew up on a lot of television and took most of my cues from them. So when I stood up to my bully and decked him one I expected to hear canned applause and the bully to skulk away. Instead I found out that time spent in the library doesn't build up strength for a good punch. So I got the poo poo kicked out of me. gently caress this dude.




Huh. Corn is the singular of corn. Imagine that.
A corn.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

kith_groupie posted:

While there may be a connection between thyroid diseases and an elevated risk of developing cancer (at least that's what Googling around for a few minutes tells me), said connection is still being researched by, you know actual scientists.

"I'm a doctor of bullshit! Follow me on FaceBook!"
This is how I think people get suckered into poo poo like "oh yeah, these supplements will totally boost your immune system, ergo, no cancer for you, ever !" because it uses the same language of real doctors.

Also, correct me if I am wrong, but isn't it really difficult to have an iodine deficiency in the developed world?

Does the "ND" on his title stand for "Not (a) Doctor"?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
Man that doesn't look anything like an acorn.

karl fungus posted:

In twenty years, we'll be able to mock all the dumb kids born in recent years.

Why wait twenty years? Why even wait until they're born. Man these fetuses today have it so good with their 3d ultrasound high res images. In my day we had crappy 2D video that was so garbage it looked like you were trying to watch the scrambled porn channels on cable.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Ronnie posted:

My dad's at it again.







The Romans came and successfully occupied us until the fall of the western empire. The Vikings alternately engaged in highly lucrative, mainly unopposed raids and held large chunks of British territory, informing our history and national character to this day. Sometimes I wonder how we ever managed to get quite this jingoistic.

Scratch-O
Apr 27, 2009

My goodness!

canyoneer posted:

Does the "ND" on his title stand for "Not (a) Doctor"?

Naturopathic Doctor, so yes.

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.

Daktar posted:

The Romans came and successfully occupied us until the fall of the western empire. The Vikings alternately engaged in highly lucrative, mainly unopposed raids and held large chunks of British territory, informing our history and national character to this day. Sometimes I wonder how we ever managed to get quite this jingoistic.

Nah, it's because we have spent the past 2000+ years letting in all these bloody foreigners that the true natives should now rise up and take Britain back! Pity they have probably been breed out of existence a millennia ago but who cares. :britain:

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Also us Vikings pretty much took all the hot chicks away to Iceland, so maybe Icelandic women should get some of England back?

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Hahahahaha that guy unironically and unambiguously said women only know what to think because men told them. How the gently caress do you have that thought and not immediately feel your skin crawl in revulsion of yourself?

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

canyoneer posted:

Does the "ND" on his title stand for "Not (a) Doctor"?

Hey, back off. He's "educated beyond his intelligence". That should sound impressive.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y




I've noticed a trend of misogynists thinking that Brad Pitt is apparently the sexiest guy ever to exist.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Gimnbo posted:

I've noticed a trend of misogynists thinking that Brad Pitt is apparently the sexiest guy ever to exist.

Well, there's science behind it http://top10for.com/top-10-handsome-hollywood-actors-2014/

e: now I want to see reactions to Adam Sandler catcalling a woman.

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.


nigel farage for those who don't know is a giant wanker who leads the "we're not racist but..." party in the uk.

and boyle is a magnificent bastard.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
Although not MoneyFace, this was shared unironically.

It's really hard to tell, but I did not do a terrible cropping/compression job. That's the actual image. Keep staring at it.



Quarter of a million shares.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Deaderinred posted:



nigel farage for those who don't know is a giant wanker who leads the "we're not racist but..." party in the uk.

and boyle is a magnificent bastard.

lol*

Maybe just stop taking fixed expressions so literally, Nigel didn't actually make an rear end of himself here, which is a rare thing in itself.

*not actually laughing

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

BonHair posted:

lol*

Maybe just stop taking fixed expressions so literally, Nigel didn't actually make an rear end of himself here, which is a rare thing in itself.

*not actually laughing

It's okay to be rude and pedantic to complete shitbags and take pleasure in it.

NobbytheSheep
Sep 2, 2011
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now
No, pretty sure I'd be insulted and/or freaked out even if the guy catcalling me was fit. It's not a compliment, anyway. I have a face like a slapped arse. Men who go 'hey sexy' or whatever are taking the piss.

ETA: I am not a fan of Boyle, but Farage is a oval office and his fans are exactly the kind of people who'd post 'dem muzzies are takin ova britain, sport are poppys or get out' memes on Facebook. :britain:

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

fullroundaction posted:

Although not MoneyFace, this was shared unironically.

It's really hard to tell, but I did not do a terrible cropping/compression job. That's the actual image. Keep staring at it.



Quarter of a million shares.

I'm not sure what happened with that https://www.havaris.ca address but it looks like someone decided to pick a fight with the internet and lost.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

NobbytheSheep posted:

No, pretty sure I'd be insulted and/or freaked out even if the guy catcalling me was fit. It's not a compliment, anyway. I have a face like a slapped arse. Men who go 'hey sexy' or whatever are taking the piss.

ETA: I am not a fan of Boyle, but Farage is a oval office and his fans are exactly the kind of people who'd post 'dem muzzies are takin ova britain, sport are poppys or get out' memes on Facebook. :britain:

Every time I hear "muzzie", I think of the language learning with Muzzy commercials that used to play during every single commercial break on Nickelodeon when I was a kid. "Yes that's French they're speaking, but these children aren't French, they're American!"

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
E: Woops, forgot this was PYF. Those kind of jokes probably won't fly.

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hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

canyoneer posted:

Every time I hear "muzzie", I think of the language learning with Muzzy commercials that used to play during every single commercial break on Nickelodeon when I was a kid. "Yes that's French they're speaking, but these children aren't French, they're American!"

Only ~80s Kidz~ will remember this!

Lethemonster
Aug 5, 2009

I was hiding under your bench because I don't want to work out

If Brad Pitt catcalled me I'd stand around and wait for Angelina Jolie to leap out of a bush and slap his idiot face.

I'm always amazed that these people think women's entire being hinges on strange men giving them a sense of worth. I hope I never end up in a relationship with someone who is only doing it because lots of other people wanted to gently caress me as well.

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Someone posted an article about a yelp battle between a customer and the owner. Top comments are all about KIDS THESE DAYS. I distinctly remember older customers being just as lovely as young ones when I worked at a restaurant, but whatever.

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

canyoneer posted:

Every time I hear "muzzie", I think of the language learning with Muzzy commercials that used to play during every single commercial break on Nickelodeon when I was a kid. "Yes that's French they're speaking, but these children aren't French, they're American!"

It sounds endearing to me. "Oh crikey, it's the rozzers muzzies!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feOx7EBHoRE

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Elderbean posted:

Someone posted an article about a yelp battle between a customer and the owner. Top comments are all about KIDS THESE DAYS. I distinctly remember older customers being just a lovely as young ones when I worked at a restaurant, but whatever.



YOUR GENERATION IS THE ONE GIVING OUT TROPHIES YOU FUCKS

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Hahahahaha that guy unironically and unambiguously said women only know what to think because men told them. How the gently caress do you have that thought and not immediately feel your skin crawl in revulsion of yourself?

personally, I'd be more upset over "If no one else wants to gently caress you, why would I?"

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Elderbean posted:

Someone posted an article about a yelp battle between a customer and the owner. Top comments are all about KIDS THESE DAYS. I distinctly remember older customers being just as lovely as young ones when I worked at a restaurant, but whatever.



Nearly every shithead customer I've dealt with in the last year have been 35+. Younger people are willing to admit to their mistakes, and won't demand to "talk to the manager" over a 30 cent price error.

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poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

It's okay to be rude and pedantic to complete shitbags and take pleasure in it.

Boyle's entire gimmick is to yell oval office a lot.

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