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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
If that's the roughest thing you've ever seen your daughter go through, then you're leading a pretty charmed life, sir.

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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Hey Dale, how about you talk to John and Val about how good of an idea it is to tell people you have an idol. Much less a fake one.

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
Jeff going all scorched earth here.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Holy poo poo its been 14 years since someone ran out of food.

Also, this is such a dick move for the poor people who came here from the other tribe.

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne

Recursive posted:

Jeff going all scorched earth here.

Good.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Hahaha Jeff dragging that poo poo by himself to an empty beach.

He should torch it in front of them.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
There have been some idiot tribes but this one has to rank near the top (bottom?).

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Boxman posted:

Also, this is such a dick move for the poor people who came here from the other tribe.

Those are the people I really feel for. They're being poo poo-on purely out of bad luck.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
I feel like that tribe needs a visit from Red Forman.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

What was Jeff's offer?
I missed the beginning.

Joose Caboose
Apr 17, 2013
Kelley? Who's Kelley?

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne

Robnoxious posted:

What was Jeff's offer?
I missed the beginning.

Took everything (tarp, bedrolls, extra materials) except one pot, one flint, and a hatchet.

Joose Caboose
Apr 17, 2013
Ugh we're still doing 1v1 challenges even when it's not against loved one?

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Baylor instead of Jon?

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
Try not to hit your head Baylor.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


This is actually a profoundly uninteresting challenge.

EDIT: To spice it up, they could have had moving obstacles. Just go full on Wipeout mode.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Is Natalie a vegetarian or something?

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

What are they going to do with all of the chicken and kabob leftovers?
Didn't Jeff take the refrigerator?

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Val playing herself right out of the game suddenly makes a lot more sense.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Oh sure Jeremy, you were going to win every food reward ever from here on out. :jerkbag:

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
I bet the weather forecast weighed heavily in Jeff's decision on what things to take from the camp.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

If Julie walks this episode will be a bust.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


That spiral thing is actually a nice alternative to "yet another knot."

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Josh and Reed with some impressive teamwork.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol bye Dale

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Team Yellow... so loving worthless.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Missy lost that for them. She had one job to do and couldn't get it right. It wasn't until Jon just started copying the other tribe's work that they started to catch up.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Dale is at least trying to play.
He greeted Baylor back from Exile (no one is buying that).

And his little speech about a "loved one will be voted out".
I hope it works but I doubt it.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Oh god please take it Jon

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
It's going to end up being a real idol, isn't it

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

That snake gets around... it was at the beach earlier and now at Tribal

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Don't we know if it's real or not?

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
Why didn't he ask to see the note that comes with the idol?

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Oh FFS, grow up Baylor.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Otteration posted:

Don't we know if it's real or not?

It's not real. It's just an ornament.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Lone Goat posted:

It's not real. It's just an ornament.

K, cool.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

I can not stand Missy and Baylor are just failing forward through this game.

Also, will Keith ever wake up from his nap and see the forest from the trees?

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Dale could've tied the vote had he voted Keith instead of Missy. Not that it would've mattered.

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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Excellent effort today by Dale but he and Kelley lost the game much earlier.

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