The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Skeesix posted:

Ooh, a political discussion at our thread. I feel like a Kennedy!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 00:23

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 05:01

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Ooh, a political discussion at our thread. I feel like a Kennedy!

He's a Nazi!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 01:46

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

He's a Nazi!

That's what I call "break neck" speed.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 02:06

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

He's a Nazi!

We'll all be rich, rich as Nazis.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:40

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

It's not your fault, Skeesix. It's those lousy SJW. They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:41

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

That's what I call "break neck" speed.

Mister Kingdom, a man just got permabanned.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:52

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

# ? Oct 29, 2014 05:09

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Whoa! It's like Speed 2 only with a bus instead of a boat! :v:

# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:30

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Do over Ham posted:

Whoa! It's like Speed 2 only with a bus instead of a boat!

I've heard how this ends, it turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:38

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

mrfart posted:

I've heard how this ends, it turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter!

Oh, thank you, Mister Blow-the-picture-for-me. :argh:

# ? Oct 29, 2014 09:25

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, thank you, Mister Blow-the-picture-for-me.

Yeah, he blows. He blows big time.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 14:16

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Mira posted:

Yeah, he blows. He blows big time.

Mira! Where do you pick up words like that?

The Nastier Nate posted:

Mrfart! Where do you pick up words like that?

Repetitiveness is my job.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:08

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

Mira! Where do you pick up words like that?

Repetitiveness is my job.

Sorry to repeat myself, but it'll help you to remember.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:19

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, thank you, Mister Blow-the-picture-for-me.

'70s leading man Do over Ham has finally met the woman of his dreams. We may remember...woman? Huh, okay!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:49

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Roark posted:

'70s leading man Do over Ham has finally met the woman of his dreams. We may remember...woman? Huh, okay!

P.S. I am gay.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 21:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

P.S. I am gay.

I'm not.

But I can learn!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 21:27

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, thank you, Mister Blow-the-picture-for-me.

Do over Ham, stop blowing my sex!

I mean your sax! Stop blowing your sax! I can't hear myself think!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 23:02

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Skeesix posted:

Do over Ham, stop blowing my sex!

I mean your sax! Stop blowing your sax! I can't hear myself think!

That's okay. I'll just push the button for the stimulator, I mean elevator!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 23:44

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

Do over Ham, stop blowing my sex!

I mean your sax! Stop blowing your sax! I can't hear myself think!

I want some peanuts.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 00:26

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

MondayHotDog posted:

I want some peanuts.

$20 can buy lots of peanuts.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 00:31

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The Nastier Nate posted:

$20 can buy lots of peanuts.

Explain how.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 00:35

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mister Kingdom posted:

That's okay. I'll just push the button for the stimulator, I mean elevator!

Feels like I'm wearin' nothing at all!

:tutbutt:

Nothing at all!

:tutbutt:

Nothing at all!

:yosbutt:

# ? Oct 30, 2014 01:08

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Mister Kingdom posted:

That's okay. I'll just push the button for the stimulator, I mean elevator!

I got this friend named Joey Joe Joe...Junior...Shabadoo.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 01:25

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mira posted:

I got this friend named Joey Joe Joe...Junior...Shabadoo.

That's the worst name I've ever heard.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 02:11

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

I want some peanuts.

Mmm... Ooh... Macamadamia nuts.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 02:32

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

That's the worst name I've ever heard.

Yes, I am Hugh Jass.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 02:33

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

After The War posted:

Feels like I'm wearin' nothing at all!

Nothing at all!

Nothing at all!

Stupid, sexy After the War!

# ? Oct 30, 2014 02:47

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

Stupid, sexy After the War!

I had seeeeeeeeeeeexxxx!

# ? Oct 30, 2014 03:02

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

Stupid, sexy After the War!

# ? Oct 30, 2014 03:18

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

Explain how.

Must crush, CAPITALISM.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 04:32

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Must crush, CAPITALISM.

Mr. K, we've rigged the cards; they're all in events that Communists never lose.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 04:39

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Must crush, CAPITALISM.

Ooh, lunchtime!

# ? Oct 30, 2014 04:57

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Mr. K, we've rigged the cards; they're all in events that Communists never lose.

I personally am going to spit in every 50th burger.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 05:06

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

I like those odds!

# ? Oct 30, 2014 05:09

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

Mr. K, we've rigged the cards; they're all in events that Communists never lose.

Ooh, he card-rigged good.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 06:12

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Deviant posted:

Ooh, lunchtime!

I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch!

# ? Oct 30, 2014 06:17

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch!

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 06:31