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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Ursine Asylum posted:

poo poo that pisses me off: Voting for an "adult-only" Halloween party this year, and being outvoted by the people with small children.

poo poo that doesn't piss me off: The Halloween party that I'm skipping is lined up with the Giant's victory parade. Last time this happened, traffic was at a standstill 20+ miles up 101. Guess who's working from home :unsmigghh:

Go to the parade and drench Madison Bumgarner in beer.

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Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Ursine Asylum posted:

poo poo that pisses me off: Voting for an "adult-only" Halloween party this year, and being outvoted by the people with small children.

My parties are going to be adults only until the day I die

Cenodoxus
Mar 29, 2012

while [[ true ]] ; do
    pour()
done


Inspector_666 posted:

Go to the parade and drench Madison Bumgarner in beer.

You'll have to get past Joe Buck first.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Cenodoxus posted:

You'll have to get past Joe Buck first.

He'll be drenched in something entirely different.

ghostinmyshell
Sep 17, 2004



I am very particular about biscuits, I'll have you know.
Microsoft can you release some service packs or streamline .net updates so they don't take forever and take a ton of reboots?

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.
Do you guys schedule "deep" scans with whatever antivirus software you use?

We have ours scheduled every Thursday starting at noon and that poo poo lasts until I'm about ready to go home, basically. It brings the computer to a crawl and annoys the hell out of me.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





totalnewbie posted:

Do you guys schedule "deep" scans with whatever antivirus software you use?

We have ours scheduled every Thursday starting at noon and that poo poo lasts until I'm about ready to go home, basically. It brings the computer to a crawl and annoys the hell out of me.

Everything we do with a performance impact (full virus scans, backups, etc) happens overnight when no one is using the system.

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.
Everyone gets laptops so that's not really a great option. I mean, I'm not unreasonable. I don't see a great solution, necessarily, but drat it if it doesn't still annoy me.

Spazz
Nov 17, 2005



Figured I'd share that issue nobody can figure out. Somehow, this user checked in a 0 KB version of their document and lost all of their changes. This cannot be reproduced. All I have are the ULS logs from when it happened.

:negative: Let's just say I'm glad I have a bottle of Macallan 12 in my desk.

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


Fuckin PBX in a Flash. Its based on asterisks and is great, especially for being free. However it has some weird issues and good luck searching the internet on how to fix it. Stuff like this is why I can see why corporations go with the paid stuff with SLAs. However, can't beat free, especially for our smaller clients.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

totalnewbie posted:

Do you guys schedule "deep" scans with whatever antivirus software you use?

We have ours scheduled every Thursday starting at noon and that poo poo lasts until I'm about ready to go home, basically. It brings the computer to a crawl and annoys the hell out of me.
Not a problem if all your machines are on SSD :smug:

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.
Yeah. Last time we got new laptops, my manager's manager asked me for advice on specs. I don't know if he's going to again, but if he does, I'm going to push SSDs for all.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

ConfusedUs posted:

Everything we do with a performance impact (full virus scans, backups, etc) happens overnight when no one is using the system.

Yeah we have AV scans scheduled for sunday nights (like 10pm) when people should be in bed/with family/whatever that is not work. If you are working, well, deal with it.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
We have been switched over to Office 365 for our email. The regular webmail.company.com now lets you login as normal, then notifies you that you should go to this Office 365-portal for the new webmail. Once you go there, you login again, then you are redirected to the actual company's login site, where you get to login for a third time.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

poo poo pissing me off - netbeans.

It's truly Office of the code editor world. Oh, your computer restarted? gently caress whatever you've been editing - the file is now empty. I don't understand how can an application truncate the entire file - but that's netbeans for you.

Oh, you want to search for something? By the way, I've replaced every occurence of what you've been searching for with a thing you replaced previously (replace something, search for a thing - it repeats the replace on newly found elements, even though you only want to find the given things).

There're also other things (like the inability to turn off function hints), but these two piss me off constantly.

edit: also grats to UI team for coloring the background for search results to same color that currently selected text is.

If only sublime had better UI (and properly working code pretty'ifier) I'd dump this piece of poo poo.

edit 2: vvv If it were free to use, I'd gladly switch to it (all I really want is - navigator, as a tree, for project files and any sensible code reindentation functionality). Thanks for the recommendation either way!

canis minor fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Oct 31, 2014

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

eithedog posted:

poo poo pissing me off - netbeans.

It's truly Office of the code editor world. Oh, your computer restarted? gently caress whatever you've been editing - the file is now empty. I don't understand how can an application truncate the entire file - but that's netbeans for you.

Oh, you want to search for something? By the way, I've replaced every occurence of what you've been searching for with a thing you replaced previously (replace something, search for a thing - it repeats the replace on newly found elements, even though you only want to find the given things).

There're also other things (like the inability to turn off function hints), but these two piss me off constantly.

edit: also grats to UI team for coloring the background for search results to same color that currently selected text is.

If only sublime had better UI (and properly working code pretty'ifier) I'd dump this piece of poo poo.

Use anything by JetBrains instead?

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

McGlockenshire posted:

poo poo pissing me off:

Marketing bought a new domain name.

Two years ago.

They've been using it to redirect to a specific page on the website.

We were never told, and are now expected to manage the entire process.


poo poo pissing me off even more:

They used loving godaddy.

I don't understand all the hate for godaddy for simple things like this. Sure they charge $270 for an ssl cert, but you can contact someone quickly to resolve any problems through web chat email or phone. They support two factor and the admin interface is comparable to most in ease of use.

NZAmoeba
Feb 14, 2005

It turns out it's MAN!
Hair Elf

Spazz posted:



Figured I'd share that issue nobody can figure out. Somehow, this user checked in a 0 KB version of their document and lost all of their changes. This cannot be reproduced. All I have are the ULS logs from when it happened.

:negative: Let's just say I'm glad I have a bottle of Macallan 12 in my desk.

An attempted upload where the network connection died part way through?


John Dough posted:

We have been switched over to Office 365 for our email. The regular webmail.company.com now lets you login as normal, then notifies you that you should go to this Office 365-portal for the new webmail. Once you go there, you login again, then you are redirected to the actual company's login site, where you get to login for a third time.

With the main Outlook portal, you don't even have to put in your real password. Just type your email and a single character for the password, and it'll take your proper login page regardless.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

NZAmoeba posted:

An attempted upload where the network connection died part way through?

Or the user is an idiot and doesn't want to admit it.

Swink
Apr 18, 2006
Left Side <--- Many Whelps

MF_James posted:

Or the user is an idiot and doesn't want to admit it.

User is idiot and doesn't realise it.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Swink posted:

User is idiot and doesn't realise it.

I had someone pull this on a project I'm working on, he claims he updated a shitload of changes (he's our client) and that they've disappeared because I was also working on the same document and I must have hosed it up. My manager publicly sided with him and told me in private he knows that the guy just didn't do the work required of him. I just did the work since it was like an hour or two only but jesus if you're lazy/incompetent/whatever don't try to drag me down with you fucker.

*edit* when I say my manager publicly sided with him, he asked me to go through the revision log and look for the changes and update the current document with them. I looked for about 10 minutes and realized it was a waste of time and just did the changes to the recent document myself.

MF_James fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Oct 31, 2014

meanieface
Mar 27, 2012

During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.

Japanese Dating Sim posted:

WHY ARE YOUR METRICS GOING DOWN? :rant:

:tinfoil: Are you my coworker?

Seriously boss types, if you keep telling me to focus on projects that aren't new revenue, you're going to have to calm the hell down when I haven't had exceptional metrics with the revenue cases.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

meanieface posted:

:tinfoil: Are you my coworker?

Seriously boss types, if you keep telling me to focus on projects that aren't new revenue, you're going to have to calm the hell down when I haven't had exceptional metrics with the revenue cases.

During a meeting the other day I had to say "If you're going to make me a firefighter, you are going to find me standing next to burned down houses sometimes."

Pudgygiant
Apr 8, 2004

Garnet and black? More like gold and blue or whatever the fuck colors these are
Pissing me off: had a bourbon-aged beer on draft last night that was loving amazing. Went to buy a few bottles today and they're 17 goddamn dollars each

door.jar
Mar 17, 2010

Inspector_666 posted:

During a meeting the other day I had to say "If you're going to make me a firefighter, you are going to find me standing next to burned down houses sometimes."

Holy poo poo I need to steal this. My name ends up on every single failed project because I get called in after it is already going down in flames and frequently they are beyond saving by the time they arrive with me.

My favourites are when I have fingerprints on a project during the initial phase with me (on the record) saying "This is a bad idea and we should revise these requirements while we have the chance" and getting overridden and then again trying to save it when the project has blown up in our faces due to those requirements I argued against. And somehow this ends up not falling on the heads of the greedy and stupid loving sales people heads/

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Pudgygiant posted:

Pissing me off: had a bourbon-aged beer on draft last night that was loving amazing. Went to buy a few bottles today and they're 17 goddamn dollars each

What beer? Assuming it was a 750, that price really isn't that ridiculous for something barrel aged.

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

Pudgygiant posted:

Pissing me off: had a bourbon-aged beer on draft last night that was loving amazing. Went to buy a few bottles today and they're 17 goddamn dollars each
Shut up. A regular non-expensive pint of euro lager in a pub here is easily $10 USD, a bottle of Duvel Tripel Hop 2014 is $21 and the Ægir Tors Hammer 13,2 % ABV barleywine is $31 ($15 retail at the monopoly shops). Cheapest 0,5 liter can of swill at the grocery store is $3. The. Cheapest. One.

Welcome to socialist utopia Norway. Downside: The government hates alcohol abuse.

ObPissOff: Mac OS Yosemite don't want to write a Windows 7 ISO to a USB stick. Neither Disk Utility nor dd works, on 3 different USB sticks. One of them is brand new. Not even in a Win 7 VM with the USB/DVD Download Tool will it work and I have no idea why.

I actually had to go out and buy some DVD+R's today. It's been years.

F4rt5 fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Oct 31, 2014

HalloKitty
Sep 30, 2005

Adjust the bass and let the Alpine blast

JazzmasterCurious posted:

Shut up. A regular non-expensive pint of euro lager in a pub here is easily $10 USD, a bottle of Duvel Tripel Hop 2014 is $21 and the Ægir Tors Hammer 13,2 % ABV barleywine is $31 ($15 retail at the monopoly shops). Cheapest 0,5 liter can of swill at the grocery store is #3. The. Cheapest. One.

Welcome to socialist utopia Norway. Downside: The government hates alcohol abuse.

Obscene. How are you supposed to get drunk like that? Take a quick trip to Denmark. Cheap in comparison.

HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Oct 31, 2014

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

Use anything by JetBrains instead?

Yeah, seconding this. Pick up IntelliJ (community edition is free), or even Eclipse.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Volmarias posted:

or even Eclipse.

Do not speak of it lest it hear us!

Spazz
Nov 17, 2005

NZAmoeba posted:

An attempted upload where the network connection died part way through?

That's my current theory. It happened when the user was checking in using the office client, and no the SharePoint list view, so that is it.

Swink posted:

User is idiot and doesn't realise it.

As far as I know, there's no way to check in a 0 KB file in SP, so I don't think they did anything. I wish I could chalk this up to PEBKAC.

TyrsHTML
May 13, 2004

Trying to figure out a solution to a problem in a 4 person quick huddle and getting told to quiet down while the 8 person team on the other side of a cube wall yells about halloween at the top of their lungs becuase our direct manager is out, and this manager thinks they are the fun police for our group.

They are a complete coward though so they wont talk to the other group, just bitch at us, becuase as I said our manager is out so there is no one to tell them to go away.

We are getting our own space first quarter next year. Cannot wait for the change.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Gave a guy a ThinkPad Carbon X1 yesterday. Got a voicemail today, "I didn't think I was going to have to plug this in..."

Seriously?

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Bob Morales posted:

Gave a guy a ThinkPad Carbon X1 yesterday. Got a voicemail today, "I didn't think I was going to have to plug this in..."

Seriously?

It's supposed to be wireless!!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

BigPaddy posted:

Do not speak of it lest it hear us!

Eclipse is fine for C/C++/Java development. :colbert:

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

ratbert90 posted:

Eclipse is fine for C/C++/Java development. :colbert:

You work in the embedded world - from your point of view Eclipse is a replacement for amazing pieces of software like the old VxWorks IDE. Unless you're one of those drunk-the-kool-aid types who say things like "Why can't Visual Studio be as good as Eclipse?"

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Inspector_666 posted:

During a meeting the other day I had to say "If you're going to make me a firefighter, you are going to find me standing next to burned down houses sometimes."

I'm stealing this quotation.

Pissing me off:
:byodood: Why didn't you cc me on ~important email thread~!?

Couldn't we just be adults and say, calmly: "Hi, I know you were probably just trying not to add to my significant workload, but can you please copy me on ~this type of topic~ in the future? Thanks!"

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ookiimarukochan posted:

You work in the embedded world - from your point of view Eclipse is a replacement for amazing pieces of software like the old VxWorks IDE. Unless you're one of those drunk-the-kool-aid types who say things like "Why can't Visual Studio be as good as Eclipse?"

Eclipse is a tool, nothing more nothing less.

VS is great for windows.


XCode sucks. :colbert:

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Bob Morales posted:

Gave a guy a ThinkPad Carbon X1 yesterday. Got a voicemail today, "I didn't think I was going to have to plug this in..."

Seriously?

Poor guy. I bought one for my daughter and it loving sucks. He should probably just not plug it in and order something else :(

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Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Manslaughter posted:

For the past two years I have been serving part of my job as an uncompensated email monkey for another employee. Back when I started there were three of us watching a shared email box and grabbing the incoming issues based on what the ticket was about. Fast forward to today and the activity for this email box has greatly died down. Now there is only one person handling 99% of the issues that come through that email, but for some reason this joker won't add it to his watched inboxes, so I have to forward every email that comes in to his address directly. This wouldn't be so bad, but then instead of writing the client back himself he just replies back with a "tell them this:" message, so that I'm the one that inevitably handles all communication with anyone and ends up getting called or emailed for issues when I haven't worked with the product in a long time.

Delete the shared box, create a new mailbox/group that forwards the mail to his address directly.

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