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whalestory
Feb 9, 2004

hey ya'll!

Pillbug
I'm okay with it because then i'd feel safer about watching the show before reading the rest of the books

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Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
Jaime won't die in Dorne cause he's going to kill Cersei.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Remind me again, when is the Manderly "Frey pies" happening? I've been reading the abridged version of AFFC/ADWD over the last few months and I can't pinpoint anything concrete. The last I read was Theon noticing that Lord Manderly didn't seem to enjoy this meal at Winterfell quite as much as the last one, which was the meat pies at the Winterfell wedding. Inbetween mentioning that a couple of Freys not having returned. Did I just answer my own question?

Jaime will choke on a lemon cake.

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
Does World of Ice and Fire have illustrations and images in it or is it all text? That'll determine if I get a physical or digital copy.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Pen Expers posted:

illustrations and images.

I got a physical copy, it's really nicely put together.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

mng posted:

Remind me again, when is the Manderly "Frey pies" happening? I've been reading the abridged version of AFFC/ADWD over the last few months and I can't pinpoint anything concrete. The last I read was Theon noticing that Lord Manderly didn't seem to enjoy this meal at Winterfell quite as much as the last one, which was the meat pies at the Winterfell wedding. Inbetween mentioning that a couple of Freys not having returned. Did I just answer my own question?


It's when Davos is in the prison in White Harbour.

Scapegoat
Sep 18, 2004

mng posted:

Remind me again, when is the Manderly "Frey pies" happening? I've been reading the abridged version of AFFC/ADWD over the last few months and I can't pinpoint anything concrete. The last I read was Theon noticing that Lord Manderly didn't seem to enjoy this meal at Winterfell quite as much as the last one, which was the meat pies at the Winterfell wedding. Inbetween mentioning that a couple of Freys not having returned. Did I just answer my own question?

Jaime will choke on a lemon cake.

Chapter is The Prince of Winterfell (eating pork pies and asking for the rat cook song). The Frey's get murdered sometime after the Davos chapter and before this one.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Most of these jokes are pretty lame but at least GRRM looks like he's having fun :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwT9BhS9Cos

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug

geeves posted:

I got a physical copy, it's really nicely put together.

Cool, thanks

Mexcillent
Dec 6, 2008
I don't know that the whole World of Ice and Fire thing is a bad thing like if GRRM is that productive on Westeros who's saying there aren't pieces he wrote alongside those 300k words?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Mexcillent posted:

I don't know that the whole World of Ice and Fire thing is a bad thing like if GRRM is that productive on Westeros who's saying there aren't pieces he wrote alongside those 300k words?

GRRM can be very productive when it comes to working on things other than the one thing people want.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I heard Lady Stoneheart was cut from the show, is that confirmed?

Undead Hippo
Jun 2, 2013

mng posted:

Remind me again, when is the Manderly "Frey pies" happening? I've been reading the abridged version of AFFC/ADWD over the last few months and I can't pinpoint anything concrete. The last I read was Theon noticing that Lord Manderly didn't seem to enjoy this meal at Winterfell quite as much as the last one, which was the meat pies at the Winterfell wedding. Inbetween mentioning that a couple of Freys not having returned. Did I just answer my own question?

Yeah... for all the "Best moment ever" talk it gets it is never explicitly spelled out in the text and is actually just a fan theory. Albeit a compelling one.

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
People need to differentiate between fan theories such as Varys is a merman or heck even R + L = J and "Fan Theories" such as Renly is gay, Sandor is alive and Frey pies cause while the latter are never spelled out explicitly GRRM drops a massive number of clues that can hardly be interpreted in any other way. The latter are "connect the dots" while the former are "speculate about the likeliest connections between the dots".

Manderley baked the Freys into meat pies, that is unless GRRM is pulling off a massive misdirection by heavily implying an event happened and including details that are otherwise completely irrelevant. I mean it's a possibility that GRRM is going "Oh you thought that Wyman swearing vengeance, 3 Freys disappearing and 3 massive meat pies appearing shortly after were all related to each other? Silly you, it's just a coincidence" but that would entail some next level trolling which I really don't think he's into.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Then again there's also the Tywin poisoning theory which is supposedly completely accidental in textual support.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Kurtofan posted:

I heard Lady Stoneheart was cut from the show, is that confirmed?

They were talking about important stuff like that being cut from the show and Michelle Fairley has said the character is dead, but she could just be teasing. She's also on another show now, but Lady Stoneheart only shows up like two times in total, so that probably shouldn't be a huge barrier. It's not confirmed either way.

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos

computer parts posted:

Then again there's also the Tywin poisoning theory which is supposedly completely accidental in textual support.

We only have Elia's word for it being coincidental. And it really isn't made as explicit as the other examples, in this case there's only Oberyn's "Your father might not live forever", the dinner scene and Tywin's corpse stinking more than usual, none of which are that strongly related to one another.

Trivia
Feb 8, 2006

I'm an obtuse man,
so I'll try to be oblique.
Well, there's also the part where Pycelle elucidates the nature of Widow's Blood (or whatever the gently caress it's called).

ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.

Sam. posted:

What are the chances that Jaime is going to be killed in Dorne? The books are building up to a confrontation between him and Brienne, but without Stoneheart that can't happen. I don't recall them casting anyone for the Kingsguard guy in Dorne (correct me if I'm wrong), so having Jaime killed in his place seems like something that could happen.

The last book ended with Jaime going to see someone who has wanted to kill him very badly. I wouldn't be surprised to see him die early in book 6, and since Stoneheart isn't in the TV show they would have to find some other way to get rid of him. Either way would let him have a heroic end where he died doing the honorable thing.

Mischitary
Oct 9, 2007

TOOT BOOT posted:

GRRM can be very productive when it comes to working on things other than the one thing people want.

I think it's mostly a case of him having all this stuff in his noggin but never really having a place in the ASOIAF series proper to put it down on paper. Most of the stuff he himself wrote was about the Targaryen kings (i.e. The Princess and the Queen), and of the over 200,000 words he wrote about them most of it ended up not getting included in the world book because it would've been way over the initial word count if it was and also it's a book about more than just Targaryen kings.

I have yet to really read all of the world book but I skipped towards the end of it and I am totally fascinated by Asshai. It sounds like the most totally hosed up place in the universe and I wonder why anyone even goes there. The Shadow Lands sound even worse, and the way they talk about Stygai you'd think it was literally hell on earth. Like what even is that place, if nobody even dares go there?


Hakkesshu posted:

They were talking about important stuff like that being cut from the show and Michelle Fairley has said the character is dead, but she could just be teasing. She's also on another show now, but Lady Stoneheart only shows up like two times in total, so that probably shouldn't be a huge barrier. It's not confirmed either way.

Yeah, she only shows up two times total but that's because she didn't need to before now. There are still books to come. I mean, the Three-eyed Crow has only been in like two scenes but nobody doubts his vital importance to the plot, even the showrunners. Brienne is likely in Lady Stoneheart's employ at this point, and Brienne is as main as main characters get in the book so some Stoneheart poo poo is definitely gonna come to a head in TWoW. But I mean, if the show can totally excise the Ironborn plot and cut Victarion and Euron then they're definitely capable of cutting Stoneheart, even doubly so if Jaime never goes to the Riverlands.

ClearAirTurbulence posted:

The last book ended with Jaime going to see someone who has wanted to kill him very badly. I wouldn't be surprised to see him die early in book 6, and since Stoneheart isn't in the TV show they would have to find some other way to get rid of him. Either way would let him have a heroic end where he died doing the honorable thing.

I'm not so sure that he's gonna die. He may well die but I don't think it's inevitable. I think that Jaime and Brienne are in many ways parallel characters traveling in different directions. Jaime started out as a total simebag who didn't give a poo poo about any oaths because they're all bullshit, but after meeting Brienne has started to take them much more seriously (hence him being resolved to solving the problems at Riverrun without spilling Stark or Tully blood) whereas Brienne, after meeting Jaime, has started questioning whether it's even possible to fulfill all of your oaths. I wouldn't be surprised if, after taking Jaime back to the Brotherhood, would be all "gently caress your oaths I'm not gonna let this innocent man be killed".

edit: "innocent" in so far as having any hand in the Red Wedding, I mean.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.
Apparently several cast members (including Nicolai Coster-Waldau) have signed or are negotiating season 7 right now. The wording in the articles are a little shaky so it could just be hearsay, but I would guess that means Jaime isn't dying in Dorne, at least not this season.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-cast-signs-season-744314

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

ClearAirTurbulence posted:

The last book ended with Jaime going to see someone who has wanted to kill him very badly. I wouldn't be surprised to see him die early in book 6, and since Stoneheart isn't in the TV show they would have to find some other way to get rid of him. Either way would let him have a heroic end where he died doing the honorable thing.

If he died in Dorne, its true that Jaime would still have his hero's journey, but we'd lose that little bit in the Riverlands where he unconsciously assumes the role of Lord of Casterly Rock when dealing with the squabbling Lannisters. Its a nice little lesson that "you don't have to be your father to be your father's heir" that'd be a shame to lose in the transition to television.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Well, I guess we know all those characters make it to the end of the story and that Jon Snow isn't really dead.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Mischitary posted:

I'm not so sure that he's gonna die. He may well die but I don't think it's inevitable. I think that Jaime and Brienne are in many ways parallel characters traveling in different directions. Jaime started out as a total simebag who didn't give a poo poo about any oaths because they're all bullshit, but after meeting Brienne has started to take them much more seriously (hence him being resolved to solving the problems at Riverrun without spilling Stark or Tully blood) whereas Brienne, after meeting Jaime, has started questioning whether it's even possible to fulfill all of your oaths. I wouldn't be surprised if, after taking Jaime back to the Brotherhood, would be all "gently caress your oaths I'm not gonna let this innocent man be killed".

edit: "innocent" in so far as having any hand in the Red Wedding, I mean.

I think he'll die towards the end. You're right in that Jaime and Brienne have opposing arcs, so I'd guess that their ultimate fates will reflect that. Jaime will die fulfilling an oath (probably by killing Cersei), while Brienne will die for breaking an oath.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

TOOT BOOT posted:

Well, I guess we know all those characters make it to the end of the story and that Jon Snow isn't really dead.

lol if you thought there was any chance Jon Snow was really dead

BillBear
Mar 13, 2013

Ask me about running my country straight into the ground every time I play EU4 multiplayer.
Jesus, Season 7 will be bloody as gently caress with character deaths if that's true.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Mischitary posted:


I have yet to really read all of the world book but I skipped towards the end of it and I am totally fascinated by Asshai. It sounds like the most totally hosed up place in the universe and I wonder why anyone even goes there. The Shadow Lands sound even worse, and the way they talk about Stygai you'd think it was literally hell on earth. Like what even is that place, if nobody even dares go there?


I kinda wanna hear more about these, Essos is just a much more interesting locale than Westeros.

ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.

webmeister posted:

I think he'll die towards the end. You're right in that Jaime and Brienne have opposing arcs, so I'd guess that their ultimate fates will reflect that. Jaime will die fulfilling an oath (probably by killing Cersei), while Brienne will die for breaking an oath.

More opposite. Jaime will die for an oath, Brienne will survive by breaking one.

meristem
Oct 2, 2010
I HAVE THE ETIQUETTE OF STIFF AND THE PERSONALITY OF A GIANT CUNT.

BillBear posted:

Jesus, Season 7 will be bloody as gently caress with character deaths if that's true.
The original article actually has a paragraph on the renegotiations being conditional on the character survival:

quote:

Of course, when an actor signs on for seven seasons of Game of Thrones it doesn't mean his or her character will live that long. Thrones is notorious for killing off characters, and Martin is still finishing the book series on which the show is based, which means the stars could lose their jobs — and their new paychecks — before a seventh season.


As for Jaime, it's pretty obvious that with Brienne and Jaime, Martin is writing his version of a 'courtly' romance, isn't it? It's even a goddamn love triangle. Remember, Martin self-defines as a romantic, and states that the ending will be bittersweet. So, knowing that, we can assume that they will all die gruesomely, obviously, because that's par for the course for the source material - think how Tristan and Iseult ended up, or Siegfried, Gudrun and Brynnhildr - but that the song of the Kingslayer and the Maid of Tarth, and the porn fanfic thereof, will be for the ages. Dying without seeing each other again wouldn't cut it.

The show accelerated the romance. Still, I think that also Jaime on the show won't die until he gets to meet Brienne again.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

computer parts posted:

Then again there's also the Tywin poisoning theory which is supposedly completely accidental in textual support.

Never trust anything that this emotionally damaged woman says, her opinion is actually worth less than nothing.

It blows my mind that many fans seem to assume that her (literal) opinions on book matter or theory are just as good as GRRM's, as if she has any actual insight.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.
I've heard a lot about Linda's psycho behavior but haven't seen anything first hand. Is there a link to something that demonstrates this? I'm in no way doubting it's a thing, I just enjoy reading about insane diatribes.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

lifts cats over head posted:

Apparently several cast members (including Nicolai Coster-Waldau) have signed or are negotiating season 7 right now. The wording in the articles are a little shaky so it could just be hearsay, but I would guess that means Jaime isn't dying in Dorne, at least not this season.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-cast-signs-season-744314

I don't usually put much weight into contract signings like that. Robb's actor was signed through season 5 or something. :v:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I don't have anything on hand, but from what I remember I wouldn't describe her as "psycho", just weird and unbalanced. I guess if you consider her being a human Wikipedia of ASOIAF for GRRM that could be considered extremely weird :shrug:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

What happened with Robb's body again?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Professor Shark posted:

What happened with Robb's body again?

It's presumably been buried somewhere, wolf's head attached. The Freys are shits, but they wouldn't leave a corpse stinking the place up and they have Robb's head conveniently separated if they want to send something to King's Landing to prove they killed him.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Jedit posted:

It's presumably been buried somewhere, wolf's head attached. The Freys are shits, but they wouldn't leave a corpse stinking the place up and they have Robb's head conveniently separated if they want to send something to King's Landing to prove they killed him.

Joff did say he wanted to serve the head to Sansa.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

Professor Shark posted:

I don't have anything on hand, but from what I remember I wouldn't describe her as "psycho", just weird and unbalanced. I guess if you consider her being a human Wikipedia of ASOIAF for GRRM that could be considered extremely weird :shrug:

She's had some pretty amazing Twitter meltdowns over changes made to the show, including the House of the Undying in season 2 and having an ethnic-y looking Oberyn. It's also well known that she refuses to read the Red Wedding chapter.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
According to Elio, she has since read the Red Wedding.

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012


Linda's show meltdowns are eye-roll inducing, but Elio seem like a decent enough guy from what I've heard of him on A Podcast of Ice and Fire.

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In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
Goddamn, leaked footage of Daznak's Pit

Those guys are brave as poo poo.

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