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Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

Laughing Man posted:

Dorner is getting a new angel...



Above Our Own posted:

stay safe diaper sniper

InterFaced posted:

Deployed rook killdozes load bearing drywall of wrong house. Roof falls on heroic light stick rave cop. Grover charged with attempted murder.

lmao

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Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
My cousin was one of the marshals that was involved in the capture. Should be an interesting story at Christmas!

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
oh man i was just thinking of the diaper sniper today!

always in my thoughts, stay safe :(

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
imo we should all become adult baby fetishists out of solidarity

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

imo we should all become adult baby fetishists out of solidarity

Done!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im glad they got the bad guy

Krampus Grewcock
Aug 26, 2010

Gruss vom Krampus!
I wonder if he left woods porn behind for future adolescents.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
goddammit

loling that im actually upset by this

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
really hope he gets off scot free

stay safe diaper sniper defendant

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
This ruined my day. Free the Frein!

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
hahaha what if they forgot to read him his rights or some poo poo

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

hahaha what if they forgot to read him his rights or some poo poo

well i doubt he confessed on the way into the car so probably wouldn't matter

i hope they just fail miserably to prove he wasn't doing anything but camping the whole time lol

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

you irl posted:

well i doubt he confessed on the way into the car so probably wouldn't matter

i hope they just fail miserably to prove he wasn't doing anything but camping the whole time lol

Prosecutor: So mr. Frein, when you wrote in your journal; "I took the shot and he dropped, faster than I thought he would" You were talking about the Officer?

Frein: No. *audible gasps in the court room* I was talking about the bass!
*Kick flips off the witness stand and skate boards out of the room giving the double bird to the prosecution.*

Judge: Case Dismissed! *bangs gavel and the stenographer*

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

hahaha what if they forgot to read him his rights or some poo poo

they were nice enough to try and fix his nose, but they totally hit the wrong side. as good as the samaritan may be, do you think he, having an iq of 80 or less, has the mental faculties to recite a legally-binding declaration stating the suspect has the right to stfu in front of the cameras so his makeup doesn't run?

e:f;b

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

how much did catching him cost

Alas Boobylon
Sep 30, 2014
drat they broke the gently caress out of his schnoz, why are cops so mean what did frein ever do to them :mad:

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.

Alas Boobylon posted:

drat they broke the gently caress out of his schnoz, why are cops so mean what did frein ever do to them :mad:

And he bought all of their kids Christmas peresents, too. That's how we treat Santa in this War on CHRISTmas.

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

Robokomodo posted:

My cousin was one of the marshals that was involved in the capture. Should be an interesting story at Christmas!

If your cousin comes with anything less than 5k worth of presents, you should kick him the gently caress out of your house.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
he's gonna plead insanity and walk

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

redstormpopcorn posted:

tywin lannister LAPD would have just burned the forest in question down by now

Philadelphia firebombed their own city back in the eighties to kill some black people. I think Pennsylvania would know how to burn a couple trees down.

Also I cannot believe those cops are framing Frein like this.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
He looks mysteriously not covered in poo poo in those pics. Obviously a setup.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

InterFaced posted:

He looks mysteriously not covered in poo poo in those pics. Obviously a setup.

this.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


InterFaced posted:

He looks mysteriously not covered in poo poo in those pics. Obviously a setup.

First thing I noticed too. e: pic I saw made it look like he was clean shaven, not the case.

Also wtf how was he taken alive? What did the cop he allegedly shot really know? Probably some next level reptilian mind control poo poo, man.

Sound fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Oct 31, 2014

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Can anybody tell me what laws he broke? No i didt think so. Also he's still a hero because he killed pig.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
print out all 50 pages of this thread and send it to him in prison

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

print out all 50 pages of this thread and send it to him in prison

dear eric, love gbs

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

print out all 50 pages of this thread and send it to him in prison

someone actually do this

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

Frein's going to be found dead in a holding cell due to "undiagnosed heart problems."

Lets all be reintroduced to excited delirium.

quote:

Because excited delirium doesn't show up in an autopsy, it is the subject's behavior that determines the diagnosis. And if there aren't any witnesses, only the police can describe what happened.

quote:

They strike him about 40 times. Jones is on the ground when more officers arrive with nightsticks. Jones calls out for his mother. That's the last thing he says.

Jones stops moving. He dies a few minutes later.

The coroner found that Jones did not die from excessive police force but from a number of causes — such as heart failure, obesity, drug use and asphyxiation. He later told reporters that Jones' death could have been the result of something called excited delirium.

quote:

"It's definitely real," Mash says. "And while we don't know precisely what causes this, we do know it is the result of a neural chemical imbalance in the brain."

But nearly all reported cases of excited delirium involve people who are fighting with police. And that's extremely problematic, says Eric Balaban of the American Civil Liberties Union.

"I know of no reputable medical organization — certainly not the AMA [American Medical Association] or the APA [American Psychological Association] — that recognizes excited delirium as a medical or mental-health condition," Balaban says.

He's right. Excited delirium is not recognized by professional medical associations, and you won't find it listed in the chief psychiatric reference book.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I think that allowing the cops to take you prisoner, knowing that they are going to torture and kill you speaks well to an insanity plea.

Too bad about the whole "deffo getting murdered in jail" thing preventing any possibility of trial.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

out of his mind and into our hearts

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

cops will release frein once a year from now on starting a fun new local tradition that will bankrupt america

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder
gently caress the police

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I'm upset that he was assaulted after surrendering

there should be hearings about this

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Phoon posted:

cops will release frein once a year from now on starting a fun new local tradition that will bankrupt america

The Long Halloween

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
free frein

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

quote:

Officials had feared the lengthy manhunt could have culminated in a violent showdown with Frein, who they said had been carrying around a sniper rifle and a handgun during his weeks on the run.

But when the marshals found him in an open field away from the airport hangar, he was unarmed, authorities said.

can't frame the frein
can't convict eric

CaptainButtSmack
Oct 21, 2008
This surely was a frein-tening October

Morton Salt Grrl
Sep 2, 2011

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD


May their memory be a justification for genocide
Not what I wanted for Halloween

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord

CNN posted:

Frein was in good physical condition when he was captured, apart from a cut on his nose that he had before the marshals found him, according to Noonan.

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I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
So how do I donate to the Frein defense fund?

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