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Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

Selective breeding just helps prove natural selection.

If we can do it, so can a changing environment.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:11

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:11

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

FinalGamer posted:

THANK you, now I know what I have to watch

Redneck Retriever?

Also I think we have a another thread specifically for images with impact text on them.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:15

loinburger: Jul 10, 2004; Sweet Sauce Jones

fool_of_sound posted:

Also seeing eye dogs. If you have a seeing eye dog, you're as bad as a dog rapist.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:20

KILLALLNERDS.EXE: Oct 12, 2009

beato posted:

Also I think we have a another thread specifically for images with impact text on them.

Re-post the pic there then, a thing can be funny in multiple categories.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:19

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

LoonShia posted:

Isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

He certainly looks like he had 10,000 spoons. He probably needed a salad or something more than a knife though.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:49

Modern Day Hercules: Apr 26, 2008

The Nards Pan posted:

He certainly looks like he had 10,000 spoons. He probably needed a salad or something more than a knife though.

It would be pretty ironic if food solved his problems, I agree.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:59

RaspberrySea: Nov 29, 2004

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:47

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Are we not men?

We are...

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:25

Organza Quiz: Nov 7, 2009

Elias_Maluco posted:

Meanwhile in Australia:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 09:13

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

Organza Quiz posted:

Meanwhile in Australia:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 10:45

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

Organza Quiz posted:

Meanwhile in Australia:

Ah, the eight-breasted turtle turkey. They fly slowly and quietly and feed exclusively on drop bears.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 12:39

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

Guess who!

Kevin Smith

# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:43

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:59

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

hemale in pain posted:

That's a gif. :colbert:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 14:43

ElectricWizard: Oct 21, 2008

Have a spooky Halloween!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 14:44

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

a kitten posted:

That's a gif.

Huh?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 14:45

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ElectricWizard posted:

Have a spooky Halloween!

So would that be a Woody with a Boner, or a Boner with a Woody?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 15:56

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Met posted:

Guess who!

Kevin Smith

You know, I've heard that a beard can add 50 pounds to the way you look.

EDIT: Seriously though, if he really lost all that weight, good for him.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:25

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

Met posted:

Guess who!

Kevin Smith

Was this picture taken in the 90s? Jesus he looks like hes 20.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:33

IamnotJoe: Jul 24, 2005; Maybe Steve.

veedubfreak posted:

Was this picture taken in the 90s? Jesus he looks like hes 20.

Here is a pre full shave one.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:13

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:04

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

a kitten posted:

That's a gif.

Now in .jpeg form just for you! :shobon:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:07

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

olaf2022 posted:

is that what they call an Indian Summer

Hahaha

# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:15

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

# ? Nov 2, 2014 15:41

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Defacing currency is a federal offense.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:13

CharlieWhiskey: Aug 18, 2005; everything, all the time

this is the world

Random Stranger posted:

Defacing currency is a federal offense.

Don't lose your head about it.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:23

Faux Mulder: Aug 1, 2014; just gonna do whatever I want to do, all the time

MorgaineDax posted:

That's just terribly unprofessional for a newspaper.

I mean, the headline doesn't even make clear whether the guy tutored the boys after school, or whether he molested them after school.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:24

Bring Back Noid: Sep 16, 2005

Random Stranger posted:

Defacing currency is a federal offense.

I think the implication in that law is more about trying to pass it off as something it's not.

code:

Whoever fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates, impairs,
diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined
at the mints of the United States, or any foreign coins which are
by law made current or are in actual use or circulation as money
within the United States; or
Whoever fraudulently possesses, passes, utters, publishes, or
sells, or attempts to pass, utter, publish, or sell, or brings into
the United States, any such coin, knowing the same to be altered,
defaced, mutilated, impaired, diminished, falsified, scaled, or
lightened - 
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five
years, or both.

Hence the use of fraudulently

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:25

Deltasquid: Apr 10, 2013; awww...
you guys made me ink!

THUNDERDOME

Bring Back Noid posted:

I think the implication in that law is more about trying to pass it off as something it's not.

I think he just wanted to make a "face" pun.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:51

Two Feet From Bread: Apr 20, 2009; I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy; College Slice

Bring Back Noid posted:

I think the implication in that law is more about trying to pass it off as something it's not.

code:

Whoever fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates, impairs,
diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined
at the mints of the United States, or any foreign coins which are
by law made current or are in actual use or circulation as money
within the United States; or
Whoever fraudulently possesses, passes, utters, publishes, or
sells, or attempts to pass, utter, publish, or sell, or brings into
the United States, any such coin, knowing the same to be altered,
defaced, mutilated, impaired, diminished, falsified, scaled, or
lightened - 
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five
years, or both.

Hence the use of fraudulently

Umm... digging your own hole with this post.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:55

1337kutkufan6969: Feb 13, 2010; Oh, Yian Kut Ku!
Where have you been all my life?
Let me break your head.; Grimey Drawer

mng posted:

Huh?

You're an rear end in a top hat. I want a minute of my life back.

# ? Nov 3, 2014 00:41

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

So wheres the stem?

# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:31

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Haruharuharuko posted:

So wheres the stem?

it would explain the look on her face

# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:32

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

And his.

# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:23

Anora: Feb 16, 2014; I fuckin suck!🪠

The Jorts of Zeus posted:

You're an rear end in a top hat. I want a minute of my life back.

No man, it really dances just give it some more time.

# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:59

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Haruharuharuko posted:

So wheres the stem?

# ? Nov 3, 2014 04:04

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Snowy posted:

And his.

That took a minute bravo.

# ? Nov 3, 2014 11:33

holttho: May 21, 2007

It is a federal offense in the sense that it is the federal government who would prosecute it as opposed to the state or municipality. It is not that you go to federal prison for it. The fed doesn't care, they have bigger things to worry about it. Imagine a US-DA building a case over a lost dollar...

If, on the other hand, you were smelting down coins by the ton for the scrap, they might start to care.

# ? Nov 3, 2014 15:46

Triskelli: Sep 27, 2011; I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS

holttho posted:

If, on the other hand, you were smelting down coins by the ton for the scrap, they might start to care.

Considering pennies cost two cents to make, it might not be a bad idea for turning a profit.

# ? Nov 3, 2014 15:51

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spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

holttho posted:

It is a federal offense in the sense that it is the federal government who would prosecute it as opposed to the state or municipality. It is not that you go to federal prison for it. The fed doesn't care, they have bigger things to worry about it. Imagine a US-DA building a case over a lost dollar...

Here let me help with the comment regarding an image where the head of a portrait has been removed.

Random Stranger posted:

Defacing currency is a federal offense.

de-facing

(but in case I sound smug, I didn;t get it until Bring Back Noid pointed it out.)

# ? Nov 3, 2014 15:56

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