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The Corporate
Jul 7, 2009

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Also at first glance- I really like the idea of who is researching what as being a part of the Tech tree- it certainly gives it a bit more immersion than a normal tech tree. Although I'm not sure it's well served by everyone having like 20 researchers available for 2-3 slots? And I'm also assuming you can't lose or be betrayed by them either?

Yeah that was a really cool aspect of HoI2 research. A lot more immersive and thought-out than just 'queue everything'.

The 20 researchers are because they've all got different specialties. Pick a shipyard that has experience building carriers to research carrier related stuff etc.

The Corporate fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Oct 30, 2014

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csm141
Jul 19, 2010

i care, i'm listening, i can help you without giving any advice
Pillbug
I started that Kaiserreich LP I was talking about.

Well I mean I made the first post but there will be more I promise.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
I apologize if this has been posted before, but I've only just run across it.

Paradox makes the best videogame ads. :allears:

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

What's a good starter nation for KR? Germany seems a bit too expansive, but places like Ireland or Siam seem like they're way too far behind to do anything significant.

I like Qing. You start small, then conquer some neighbours and snowball in power until the German East China Company joins you, at which point you're a real power at ~120 IC. You can then fight a war with Japan over Manchuria and win!!! Also, there are event chains to get into the German alliance, which allows you to participate in the big war.

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

Dibujante posted:

Also, there are event chains to get into the German alliance, which allows you to participate in the big war.

That's not how you play Qing. When you play Qing, you conquer your way through India, Persia, Anatolia and the Balkans, then fight whomever won the big war in an even bigger war.

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

TheMcD posted:

That's not how you play Qing. When you play Qing, you conquer your way through India, Persia, Anatolia and the Balkans, then fight whomever won the big war in an even bigger war.

Well yeah, but if you want a mellower playthrough, you can do ally Germany.

Note: if you do this, you will at some point fight a two-front war in India and Russia and it will be pretty amazing.

Plus you definitely have the IC and tech teams to maintain full-stack armor divisions and just run roughshod over everyone. I wrapped up the Princely Federation in one month with tanks only.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

VostokProgram posted:

That pink blob is the aforementioned British Columbia problem. I get that every game too. Paradox please eliminate BC as a viable country in V3 tia.

Conquering it is going to take a lot longer than necessary, apparently you can't demand territory from a nation's satellite, you can only demand their freedom. I'm going to annex the Prairies during this current war, then have to fight two more wars just to annex BC. loving ridiculous.

Charlz Guybon fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Oct 31, 2014

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Guildencrantz posted:



Jesus Christ, Paradox, those picture frames. It's like they're mocking me. I'm tempted to hop on the ferry to Stockholm and barge into Paradox HQ just to straighten those things.

I screamed IRL when I saw that.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


literally shaking with rage

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
it's like paradox is just spitting in the face of the idea of pretty borders with those picture frames

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Tomn posted:

I apologize if this has been posted before, but I've only just run across it.

Paradox makes the best videogame ads. :allears:

Holy poo poo an "I put on my robe and wizard hat" reference, that's a blast from the past.

Sheep
Jul 24, 2003
Holy poo poo the website for the singalong is loving amazing.

dublish
Oct 31, 2011


Pretty borders?



Pretty... OH GOD BOHEMIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

dublish posted:

Pretty borders?



Pretty... OH GOD BOHEMIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

It thinks it is still in Divine Wind.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Tomn posted:

I apologize if this has been posted before, but I've only just run across it.

Paradox makes the best videogame ads. :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxxnq5YAVHw
Reposting this because Paradox's advertising department is amazing.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Paradox is still the only company to make a slow paced strategy game look exciting in a trailer.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y53_GV2aAg8



dublish posted:

Pretty borders?



Pretty... OH GOD BOHEMIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
Bohemia is trying to recreate that Korea snake from EUIII.

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Don Gato posted:

Bohemia is trying to recreate that Korea snake from EUIII.

Just googled this, Seoul to Timbuktu, dear god.

KOraithER
May 13, 2007

Kids, go in the other room. Grown-up talk.

Odobenidae posted:

Just googled this, Seoul to Timbuktu, dear god.



Could not stop laughing for at least 5 minutes. This is a work of art.

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Odobenidae posted:

Just googled this, Seoul to Timbuktu, dear god.



Someone did the same with Portugal. ....He then turned around and made another snake all the way back.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Never forget Bohemian Siberia

Guildencrantz
May 1, 2012

IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES

Sheep posted:

Holy poo poo the website for the singalong is loving amazing.

This is absolutely magic(k)al. Whoever came up with it deserves a raise. I have a compulsion to buy the game now even though I don't even like the genre.

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

Sheep posted:

Holy poo poo the website for the singalong is loving amazing.

I can't tell if the screenshot links are intentionally broken. :swoon:

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009

VostokProgram posted:

I can't tell if the screenshot links are intentionally broken. :swoon:

They're actual pictures of an IE missing pic error lol

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Sheep posted:

Holy poo poo the website for the singalong is loving amazing.

Paradox please make Horse Economy 3: Horsetile Takeover a real game, TIA.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Tomn posted:

Paradox please make Horse Economy 3: Horsetile Takeover a real game, TIA.

Finally, a paradox game that properly tracks horses.

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Magicka 2 trailers are awesome.

Darkrenown
Jul 18, 2012
please give me anything to talk about besides the fact that democrats are allowing millions of americans to be evicted from their homes
There's a Halloween sale on our webstore, should anyone want some DLCs.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Darkrenown posted:

There's a Halloween sale on our webstore, should anyone want some DLCs.

Yoink! Conquest of Paradise and Wealth of Nations! I noticed Res Publica isn't on sale, but I grabbed it anyway as it's really cheap on Steam.

That officially catches me up to every gameplay DLC except Art of War and Charlemagne.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Couldn't beat Britain, so I save scummed and waited a few years.

It's 1891 now and Britain (#2) and the Ottomans (#8) are in a Great War with Russia (#6) and Italy (#7) and a host of minors. The British alliance is outgunned 409 to 356, and are at a geographically disadvantage to due to the position of the Ottomans, and are slowly losing the war.

A great time to liberate Columbia and Canada from bondage, I manufacture a CB and only get caught at the end for .1 infamy! Let's see what my ally France (#1) has to say about joining such a war? I'm (# 4). Impossible :psyduck:

Needless to say I don't launch the war. Now Britain is allied to Germany (#3), but we'll never have a better time to act!

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
What controls who takes leadership of a Great War? It is 1898 and I am the South German Federation, stuck in a war that I can't win against the North German Federation, because Russia took the lead and promptly got her face smashed in by the NGF, even as I took all my war goals in the Rhineland. :geno:

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

DrSunshine posted:

What controls who takes leadership of a Great War? It is 1898 and I am the South German Federation, stuck in a war that I can't win against the North German Federation, because Russia took the lead and promptly got her face smashed in by the NGF, even as I took all my war goals in the Rhineland. :geno:

Pretty sure that it's the stronger power, or if it started as a crisis war, then whichever great power was the first to sponsor the cause.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Charlz Guybon posted:

Couldn't beat Britain, so I save scummed and waited a few years.

It's 1891 now and Britain (#2) and the Ottomans (#8) are in a Great War with Russia (#6) and Italy (#7) and a host of minors. The British alliance is outgunned 409 to 356, and are at a geographically disadvantage to due to the position of the Ottomans, and are slowly losing the war.

A great time to liberate Columbia and Canada from bondage, I manufacture a CB and only get caught at the end for .1 infamy! Let's see what my ally France (#1) has to say about joining such a war? I'm (# 4). Impossible :psyduck:

Needless to say I don't launch the war. Now Britain is allied to Germany (#3), but we'll never have a better time to act!



You've played the USA until 1891 and aren't even #1? And you're still afraid of goddamn Britain?
:wtc:

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
It's only my second game.

Prussia --> Germany was much easier.

I can over run Canada, but then Britain and Germany land large armies on the East Coast and they have the tech edge so I can't beat them.

Zeron
Oct 23, 2010
Britain and Germany pulling off naval invasions in V2? Your game is broken, reinstall and try again.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Charlz Guybon posted:

It's only my second game.

Prussia --> Germany was much easier.

I can over run Canada, but then Britain and Germany land large armies on the East Coast and they have the tech edge so I can't beat them.

I can understand Germany but Britain should not have the army tech edge on you. Do you have enough clergymans? What's your ltieracy like?
Also, what does your unit composition look like?

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

GrossMurpel posted:

I can understand Germany but Britain should not have the army tech edge on you. Do you have enough clergymans? What's your ltieracy like?
Also, what does your unit composition look like?

Literacy is 85ish I think. It's been five years since my last aborted attempt at fighting them and I've picked up a couple of army techs since so it would be more even now.

I usually have my troops in army corps of around 30k, two regiments of artillery, two dragoons, an engineer and five or six infantry. Group together in larger stacks/fronts as needed. I probably need to recruit more guardsmen if I'm going to be going on the offensive.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Charlz Guybon posted:

Literacy is 85ish I think. It's been five years since my last aborted attempt at fighting them and I've picked up a couple of army techs since so it would be more even now.

I usually have my troops in army corps of around 30k, two regiments of artillery, two dragoons, an engineer and five or six infantry. Group together in larger stacks/fronts as needed. I probably need to recruit more guardsmen if I'm going to be going on the offensive.

More art. Always more art. Stop using dragoons, at this point you only want cavalry for the recon efficiency (which speeds up sieges). I usually roll with 5 inf/1 hussar/1 engi/4 artillery and even that is quite low in artillery.

Zeron
Oct 23, 2010
Yeah seriously artillery is the most powerful unit in the game(next to airplanes), you should always have as much of it stacked behind your troops as possible.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Charlz Guybon posted:

Literacy is 85ish I think. It's been five years since my last aborted attempt at fighting them and I've picked up a couple of army techs since so it would be more even now.

I usually have my troops in army corps of around 30k, two regiments of artillery, two dragoons, an engineer and five or six infantry. Group together in larger stacks/fronts as needed. I probably need to recruit more guardsmen if I'm going to be going on the offensive.

Guards are only good for the attack, their defensive stats are poo poo so they take massive casualties. I normally swap out 2 units of infantry for guards so that my armies have a bit more punch to them, and then I have as many artillery as I can possibly fit without losing my siege/recon bonuses. And did you remember to research the artillery techs? Each tech makes them an assload better than the previous tech did because of how their support stat works.

Remember the old adage: "Artillery wins wars"

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ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


You should really have a large enough navy to prevent all hostile actions in the Atlantic, and any that do get by should be swarmed to death regardless of amount of arty. What have you been focusing research on?

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