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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

IPvSH6T posted:

phones are v important, per okcupid profiles

nobody lists 'fusion power' as something they cant live without

that's because most people on okc will be dead long before the water wars

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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Forums Terrorist posted:

Macintosh OS/10

itym IBM System m and m10/OS

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

itym IBM System m and m10/OS

all running on POWER hardware, as stebe intended

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Shifty Pony posted:

ah yes it is perfectly acceptable for a key function of a major app to be broken on the one or two year year old flagship products (combined sales of nearly 100m units) of the largest android device maker for over a year now (problems first started mainly with maps v7 and android 4.3, maps v8 or android 4.4 didn't fix it) with no response from google. that is totally fine. i'm sure Win ME ran just great on the MS reference systems too.
lol maps works fine on my nexus running the latest android os

check again perhaps you are not running kitkat or lollipop which is a common mistake but you dont want to use out of date software

also if you own a samsung be sure to dispose of it in an environmentally responsible manner as you wouldnt want touchwiz to seep into the water supply

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
ibm will return to the consumer desktop market by canceling all current macs and only producing traditional desktop case design computers (the kinds you'd put a monitor on top of).

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

tell me about the thinkpads george

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Nintendo Kid posted:

(the kinds you'd put a monitor on top of).

the comfort and warmth of simpler times will propel them back to the top of the consumer market

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'd get a black iPhone 5 but they stopped making them

pram
Jun 10, 2001
get 5s

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


the iphone 6s

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

pram posted:

get 5s

yeah im gonna upgrade my 4s since i finally broke the screen and poo poo after 3 years, gonna grab the 5s for another 3 years of my needs being suited

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pram posted:

get 5s

lol that's the second most expensive era of
iPhones

plus it comes in worse
colours

pram
Jun 10, 2001
lets be reasonable here

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
if colours werent important then why didnt tim make the iphone a smear of poo poo brown and slime green

pram
Jun 10, 2001
u mean zune?

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


tim didnt make it jony did :)

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


in his entirely white room

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

theadder posted:

tim didnt make it jony did :)

yeah and he let his blue balls cloud his judgement

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pram
Jun 10, 2001
enachopis i think you will enjoy the touch id it rly shifts paradigms

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


id like touch id in my retinal imac with 5k display coming soon to echis house in 2024

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


before touch id we were essentially lifeless

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pram posted:

enachopis i think you will enjoy the touch id it rly shifts paradigms

yeah so then apple has my fingerprints on they database? NO THANKS



*gives away biometric data for free*

*something bad happens*

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


lol

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

lol @ a sex offender that just couldn't resist the siren call of social networking

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
also i think he's larry's dad lol

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
'i hosed your mom larry. i'm your dad larry.' - the kooshball

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

echinopsis posted:

yeah so then apple has my fingerprints on they database? NO THANKS



*gives away biometric data for free*

*something bad happens*

it doesn't get stored in the cloud echopenis. Dan Riccio said so and he's an cool guy

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Cold on a Cob posted:

'i hosed your mom larry. i'm your dad larry.' - the kooshball

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Sniep posted:

and and edit out all his posts to just be -

who was it that posted so badly a smart person wrote a greasemonkey script to replace all of his posts with random articles from some nerd encyclopedia

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

fishmech?

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

no that's just the way fishmech writes

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

cremnob posted:

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i was right. larry's job is now to invest google's money and hope to hit it big. he literally thinks hes warren buffett (and name drops him at the end of the article)

i watched part of the incredibly long bullshit speech he gave in 2009 about how google could solve anything. theres a pic at the end of the article

5 years later google hasnt accomplished poo poo. they still have the same real products they did back then (well actually they killed reader) and they still make all of their money out of spying on their users without informing them in any way

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
"we can do anything, we can improve the lives of all humanity" -- an advertising company

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

The Management posted:

"we can do anything, we can improve the lives of all humanity" -- an advertising company

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

pram posted:

holy gently caress didnt read

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

The Management posted:

"we can do anything, we can improve the lives of all humanity" -- an advertising company

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

poty posted:

i watched part of the incredibly long bullshit speech he gave in 2009 about how google could solve anything. theres a pic at the end of the article

5 years later google hasnt accomplished poo poo. they still have the same real products they did back then (well actually they killed reader) and they still make all of their money out of spying on their users without informing them in any way

actually they made that smart watch and the bigger telephone so maybe check your facts?

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


also they made this thing tech-fetishising assholes can strap to their face to identify themselves as such in public, so that's nice too.

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Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

The Management posted:

"we can do anything, we can improve the lives of all humanity" -- an advertising company

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