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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
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Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
I am really bad at QTEs this is why I am a spastic who can't function irl.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
Ramirez, jump onto that coffin and take out that helicopter!

I guess at least they weren't trying to be edgy by having you mow people down at a funeral.

Commoners fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Nov 2, 2014

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

So did they start a new storyline with this one or tie in one of the old continuities?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
These games have a story?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Let's be real here. Kevin Spacey definitely earned my interest.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I think the only continuing story line was that SAS dude Price appearing in a bunch of games, I dunno if they still do that though because I haven't played cod since mw2. If he's still alive he's gonna be some ancient cybernetic commando dude now.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Price had been in the very first one, way back in WWII, and never got any older, so he's probably a highlander or something.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Slim Pickens posted:

I think the only continuing story line was that SAS dude Price appearing in a bunch of games, I dunno if they still do that though because I haven't played cod since mw2. If he's still alive he's gonna be some ancient cybernetic commando dude now.

They played out the Zakhaev/Makarov storyline to the end after MW2. Then they went into this thing with Brazil becoming a superpower in a different timeline.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Was MW3 the one with the Delta Force bros giving the ultimate sacrifice?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Cod is pretty much kill all non-whites non-americans because we hosed them over hard and/or they stole our toys we are the good guys.
I'm still going to play it because I love mindless shotters.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

Was MW3 the one with the Delta Force bros giving the ultimate sacrifice?

mw3 had you walking through a dubai hotel with a minigun or something iirc

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

ElMaligno posted:

Cod is pretty much kill all non-whites non-americans because we hosed them over hard and/or they stole our toys we are the good guys.
I'm still going to play it because I love mindless shotters.

It's loving dope. Still can't get over how well they did the PC version. I guess things could change when I get into multiplayer but right now it's going great.

So far the villains have been North Koreans and Chechnyans

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

I think so? They died in some mine to rescue the rusisan president or something? Most of MW3 is just a blur of violence and patriotism to me.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

mw3 had you walking through a dubai hotel with a minigun or something iirc

After saving the Russian President's daughter in a mine.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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FAT SLAMPIG posted:

mw3 had you walking through a dubai hotel with a minigun or something iirc

Yea before that. Sandman's last stand.

~*~all gave some. some gave all~*~

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
with sick closing cinematic featuring avenged sevenfold

Ramirez! Slam that mountain dew and pull a sick rodeo flip over that technical!

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
MW3 wins for destroying the Eiffel Tower.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

mw3 had you walking through a dubai hotel with a minigun or something iirc

Was that the ~optional~ walk through a Russian Airport with a minigun and mow down civilians part?


- edit lol nope. Was thinking of this one. It's MW2

http://youtu.be/2UadzYIwors

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Nov 2, 2014

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

mw3 had you walking through a dubai hotel with a minigun or something iirc

That mission was cathartic as gently caress.
You didn't have a minigin, but you where armed like a juggernaut and it was awesome.

Blops2 was the one with the silly avenged seven fold concert, which was best part.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

btw we making a gip clan?

because we need to figure out what we're calling it

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

What's everyone's PSN? There can't be more than like 5-8 of us right? Wish there was a way to make a subgroup or something on your friends list. Clan will do once that gets rolling

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mine is FoxMedik

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

btw we making a gip clan?

because we need to figure out what we're calling it

Welfare queens

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Welfare queens

What'll we use for the 4 letter tag?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

What'll we use for the 4 letter tag?
QUIF

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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psn: bird_law111

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


dude lost his arm in some crazy rear end future combat against robots and cyborgs and poo poo but dont rate a car or purple heart lmbo

ps sharpshooter boot motherfucker

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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JIZZ

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


this is my choice so far

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:



dude lost his arm in some crazy rear end future combat against robots and cyborgs and poo poo but dont rate a car or purple heart lmbo

ps sharpshooter boot motherfucker

if he had expert he'd still have his arm

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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FAT SLAMPIG posted:

if he had expert he'd still have his arm

If he had more heart, he'd still have his arm.

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

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Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Nov 3, 2014

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