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Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

Bieeardo posted:

For some reason, it really reminds me of that cryonics-obsessed robot from Logan's Run. Trying to remember his name now. Cox, something like that.

Box.

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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

BULBASAUR posted:

Hummmmmmmmmmm there's just something about this model I can't quite place







If there is any chance you are referring to the dick-gun, orks have a long and proud tradition of dick-cannons on their gargants.



If that isn't what you are referring to, I have no idea...

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer

"Plankton and fish and sea greens and protein from the sea"

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

I was going for the dick joke. :ssh:

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

Bieeardo posted:

I was going for the dick joke. :ssh:

I'm just going to pretend that you weren't.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

BULBASAUR posted:

Hummmmmmmmmmm there's just something about this model I can't quite place







Since I'm a nerd, I immediately wondered if that torso kinda thing was made out of one of the Immortals of Change fortresses. Not quite the same. Here's one being used as the torso in this thing.

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you

BULBASAUR posted:

Hummmmmmmmmmm there's just something about this model I can't quite place



It's that there is absolutely no traverse or elevation on that dick gun :colbert:

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

adamantium|wang posted:

It's that there is absolutely no traverse or elevation on that dick gun :colbert:

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!

BULBASAUR posted:

Hummmmmmmmmmm there's just something about this model I can't quite place







It's the yellow gun on the top, isn't it? It looks odd there being yellow while the rest of the model is white.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

BULBASAUR posted:

Hummmmmmmmmmm there's just something about this model I can't quite place


It's either 3d printed, or somehow made of carefully carved styrofoam.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Green Intern posted:

It's either 3d printed, or somehow made of carefully carved styrofoam.

I think that's just textured white plasticard.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!






http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-4...=item3a9a8dd96d

quote:

Blood Pact, Traitor Guardsmen AT70 Leman Russ Battle Tank stand-in for the Warhammer 40.000 by Games Workshop. Includes magnetized turret to allow twin-linked autocannon, punisher cannon, or standard battle cannon configurations. Assembled from a mix of Chimera and Vindicator parts, along with various bits and bobs. Fully painted to a good degree of quality and spray sealed with matte sealer. Could probably use some dusting, as it has been sitting on my shelf for the last couple years (see photos).

This is probably something that should've been left on the concept stage.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
I don't have time to remove my own dead skin and hair cells from the model.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

MasterSlowPoke posted:

I don't have time to remove my own dead skin and hair cells from the model.

Here's a thought exercise; imagine how many 40K nerds have, at some point, added some of their own blood to the paint when painting up Khornate models.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.
I usually add my own blood when building the model rather than painting it (because xacto knives are sharp).

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
Saw this while looking for pics of dreads.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

jadebullet posted:

Saw this while looking for pics of dreads.


I like to think this is a completely candid picture, he's just waiting for the bus, and that this type of thing happens every day in England.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jadebullet posted:

Saw this while looking for pics of dreads.


Don't skip legs day

Conan the Librarian
Mar 1, 2006

I drink zee beer from zee glass but das boring, das boot? ew yeah das more like it keep pouring

Bucnasti posted:

I like to think this is a completely candid picture, he's just waiting for the bus, and that this type of thing happens every day in England.

The scene seconds before the bus plows into him.

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Kingdom Death has technically great models. I really like the non-pinup models. I love the archivist, and the normal preacher. I mostly shrugged at the pinups... but then the ammo porter came out.

vs

Guess which one sold out vastly before the other.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
ah yes let's have our ammo runner shackled to a presumably heavy something

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

ah yes let's have our ammo runner shackled to a presumably heavy something

Just like my japanese porno comics

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
no but seriously how the gently caress do you buy something like that with a straight face? like what the gently caress do you do with it?

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

no but seriously how the gently caress do you buy something like that with a straight face? like what the gently caress do you do with it?

Mostly masturbate and complain that you can't find a woman to be your ammo slave.

radthibodaux
Nov 1, 2011

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

Sigma-X posted:

Mostly masturbate and complain that you can't find a woman to be your ammo slave.

I'm now imagining some fat neckbeard sitting at his desk, staring intently at his unpainted ammo slave while furiously rubbing one out. Thanks for that mental image.

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

radthibodaux posted:

I'm now imagining some fat neckbeard sitting at his desk, staring intently at his unpainted ammo slave while furiously rubbing one out. Thanks for that mental image.

Do they trim the mold lines before jerking it? Inquiring minds want to know.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

LordAba posted:

Do they trim the mold lines before jerking it? Inquiring minds want to know.

dude if you leave it on the sprue you can see her tits AND her rear end AT THE SAME TIME.

radthibodaux
Nov 1, 2011

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

Sigma-X posted:

dude if you leave it on the sprue you can see her tits AND her rear end AT THE SAME TIME.

Or remove the butt and put it on the front. Then sell on eBay as a pro custom piece.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

That one is nice but I would expect the dress to have no back.

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

Kingdom Death stuff is so loving hilariously childish and stupid. It wants to convince you that it's this totally awesome dark and edgy world that's supposed to be unsettling and disturbing and that there's symbolism behind all the big tittied anime ladies and the dicks and vaginas on a bunch of the monsters but if you have a semi-functioning brain it's all super transparent and you can say "no there's actually no symbolism or coolness to any of this and it's a collection of masturbation fodder alongside some arbitrary genitalia on things."

It's the miniature/board game equivalent of an awkward teenage virgin who's trying really hard to play it cool once his buddies start casually talking about sex.

Pyrolocutus
Feb 5, 2005
Shape of Flame



My first question was "Why are they giving someone who undoubtedly hates them all their ammo?"

poo poo, if I was being forced to trudge through a dungeon like that, I'd give serious consideration to jumping down the first bottomless pit the party came across and take all that with me.

E: The expected first question of "Why is that even a thing", I didn't ask because I already know the answer is "Grognards are terrible individuals".

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums

Shadeoses posted:

That one is nice but I would expect the dress to have no back.

It's probably actually a little boy or something.

No Pun Intended
Jul 23, 2007

DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!
The ammo slave looks like the perfect gift for my friend who just got engaged :v:.

Moto42
Jul 14, 2006

:dukedog:
Just leave it unwrapped on the presents table at the wedding.

Also, add me to the :whoptc: list.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Moto42 posted:

Just leave it unwrapped on the presents table at the wedding.

Also, add me to the :whoptc: list.

Wedding cake topper

Calico Noose
Jun 26, 2010
Also that chained on head thing only connects to one ankle, the other ankle is chained to itself.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.
They must feed their slaves pretty well to get that classic hourglass figure.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
I can't get over that ball and chain. It looks like some in-universe idiot took a traditional iron ball, dipped it in clay, and formed something 'gothic' around it because... there's a leering gargoyle quota? It reminds me of that terrible anime crucifixion thing GBS was amusing itself with a few years ago, bafflingly co-opted imagery that neckbeards insist is deep and meaningful.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

The non-cheesey kingdom death minis have some of the best dynamic poses I'be ever seen on a miniature, their sculptors are amazing it's so annoying how gross they are.

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Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.
Yeah, the tragedy of Kingdom Death is how much genuine talent is being wasted on this wank-fantasy horseshit.

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