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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Midnight Moth posted:

Heaven's Love Thrift Shop

Careful with that slippery slope. A lot of people think all organized religions are cults.

Hang on. Jesus-freak commune?

The sixties?

Very bad things????


Is...is the author implying he was a member of the Manson Family?


Wait, his name is Wilson...he's Charles "Tex" Watson on a work release program!!!

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Ensign_Ricky posted:

Hang on. Jesus-freak commune?

The sixties?

Very bad things????


Is...is the author implying he was a member of the Manson Family?


Wait, his name is Wilson...he's Charles "Tex" Watson on a work release program!!!

That would be cool but "bad things" is just "doing drugs and thinking the US government and your parents are bad".

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Shugojin posted:

That would be cool but "bad things" is just "doing drugs and thinking the US government and your parents are bad".

Which would be Helter Skelter in a nutshell! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

I think one of those One Big Happy panels is out of order.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Shugojin posted:

That would be cool but "bad things" is just "doing drugs and thinking the US government and your parents are bad".

Nah, it probably was something Jesus People related with various degrees of abusing others through "discipleship," like the ICC, or, creepier, Children of God/Family. ICC was the first thing I thought of.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Hoover Dam posted:

Nah, it probably was something Jesus People related with various degrees of abusing others through "discipleship," like the ICC, or, creepier, Children of God/Family. ICC was the first thing I thought of.

The ICC has connections to the Jesus Freaks?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Howard Beale posted:

Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.

That's a big 10-4, good buddy.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

:golfclap:

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Classic Funky

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.
"bad things" could range anywhere from tacit encouragement for alcoholism and drug abuse to extortion to ritualized sexual assault to group suicides. Heaven's Love Thrift Shop doesn't gently caress around and continues to be A Good Strip.

Dag's excitement about the topic is pretty spot-on too, I love learning about cults but it is kind of inappropriate to be all "NEAT!!!!" about something that has ruined the lives of many people who were just searching for a place to belong.

sweetguts fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Nov 3, 2014

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

When last we left JOHN DARLING, he had discovered that Popularity Isn't Forever, even in New York City.

Now he has left the decrepit unpopular remains of Studio 54 Club 72, and gone to sit on a park bench. Alone. Late at night. In New York City. In the late 70s.

Punchline of today's strip: John is the victim of violent crime.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Parahexavoctal posted:

When last we left JOHN DARLING, he had discovered that Popularity Isn't Forever, even in New York City.

Now he has left the decrepit unpopular remains of Studio 54 Club 72, and gone to sit on a park bench. Alone. Late at night. In New York City. In the late 70s.

Punchline of today's strip: John is the victim of violent crime.



And just think, it actually takes another 10 years before he gets killed.

...and then Les solves a mystery and writes a dumb book.
...and then we have to hear about my father, John Darling.

It's whiskey time.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Stultus Maximus posted:

And just think, it actually takes another 10 years before he gets killed.

...and then Les solves a mystery and writes a dumb book.
...and then we have to hear about my father, John Darling.

It's whiskey time.

:stare: Wait, Les is the one who found out who killed John Darling?

Jesus Christ, he is the Mary Sue's of Mary Sue's.

BarbarousBertha
Aug 2, 2007

BigDave posted:

:stare: Wait, Les is the one who found out who killed John Darling?

Jesus Christ, he is the Mary Sue's of Mary Sue's.

I think you mean the Mary Worth of Mary Sues.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

It looks like pond bacteria at 100000x magnification

On the Fastrack

It's more like that moment you get the computer back from the manufacturer after sending it in for warranty repair and praying to god all your files are still there.

Safe Havens

Why not exploit the heck out of all of Sam's experiments for cash? Make those dodos earn their keep.

Slylock Fox

It's pretty obviously....the baby parrot. That smile is the smile of guilt if I ever saw it.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Midnight Moth posted:

Slylock Fox

It's pretty obviously....the baby parrot. That smile is the smile of guilt if I ever saw it.

I wonder how Max felt when Slylock explained this to him.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Parrots eat meat in the wild?

Sunday Pickles and Bleeker!



GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Command Ant posted:

I wonder how Max felt when Slylock explained this to him.
He hangs out with a fox. He spends every waking moment in sheer terror already.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

It looks like pond bacteria at 100000x magnification

Dustin is still godawful but I appreciate how genuinely ugly that sweater is. Yet more evidence that the artist cares way more about this strip than the writer does, for some reason.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Midnight Moth posted:

Slylock Fox

It's pretty obviously....the baby parrot. That smile is the smile of guilt if I ever saw it.

Slylock arrests the raccoon after having Max plant radishes in his house. Can't have the wrong element hanging out in good neighborhoods...

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac Tempts

The Creeps Remembers

Poptropica Impresses

Heathcliff Baffles

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Welp.

Heavenly Nostrils



Wait, don't you mean "Ermahgerd"?

Kliban



:v:

9 Chickweed Lane 11/3/2003



That's actually pretty impressive. I don't think I can crack a single toe knuckle.

Zits



Kevin & Kell



:sigh:



:3:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ham Shears plays with your expectations.


Working Daze is blaming other people for their mistakes.


Working Daze didn't have a Sunday comic.

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011

GorfZaplen posted:

Classic Prince Valiant



Is the boy some reference to a character in Arthurian legend?

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (August 29, 1927)



Peanuts (November 6, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye gives us a NEW STORY! And Viper Velma will never be spoken of again!



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (December 25-26, 1925)



Boyzendorgs and cowboys in the Christmas Chrismus panel. :3:



And after the big day, it's time to tally the final score.

The li'l goober got a stack of books, too. He's never going to hear the end of this.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Nov 3, 2014

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

The Unholy Ghost posted:

Is the boy some reference to a character in Arthurian legend?

I don't think so.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Out of Nowhere Comix




That heart has little feet. Oh my God, he killed Ricardio!

Ballard Street


Ballard birds are every bit as elegant and graceful as Ballard dogs and Ballard humans.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

9 Chickweed Lane 11/3/2003



That's actually pretty impressive. I don't think I can crack a single toe knuckle.

I remember this being posted earlier in either this thread or the last one, and me and a bunch of other goons for some reason (probably her pose in the last panel) thought that the punchline was that he kicked her in the crotch hard enough to pop his toe knuckles :v:

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Heavenly Nostrils



Wait, don't you mean "Ermahgerd"?

After her teacher hears Phoebe retelling the worst of the sex scenes and violent dismemberments to her classmates, she calls Phoebe's parents in to ask why the heck a 10 year old was watching this show to begin with.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Friday catch-up!

Bloom County


Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Ham Shears plays with your expectations.


Oh my god, that's Inframan in the back there!

Mercury Hat posted:

After her teacher hears Phoebe retelling the worst of the sex scenes and violent dismemberments to her classmates, she calls Phoebe's parents in to ask why the heck a 10 year old was watching this show to begin with.

Or the books.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Saturday catch-up!

Not sure why these last two Bloom County strips have such thick line-work.


Calvin And Hobbes



:smith:

Ripley's

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Darthemed posted:

Saturday catch-up!

Not sure why these last two Bloom County strips have such thick line-work.


I've never understood where Breathed got "spear bald" from.

(These strips, of course, are from just before when Michael Jordan started to shave his head and make baldness cool.)

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

RandomFerret posted:



That heart has little feet. Oh my God, he killed Ricardio!

Good.

Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

sweetguts posted:

"bad things" could range anywhere from tacit encouragement for alcoholism and drug abuse to extortion to ritualized sexual assault to group suicides. Heaven's Love Thrift Shop doesn't gently caress around and continues to be A Good Strip.

Dag's excitement about the topic is pretty spot-on too, I love learning about cults but it is kind of inappropriate to be all "NEAT!!!!" about something that has ruined the lives of many people who were just searching for a place to belong.

I showed Kevin Frank some excerpts of the comments made in this thread, including the notion of Wilson being a hippie; here's his response (with permission).

Kevin 'A Good Cartoonist, In More Ways Than One' Frank posted:


I'm afraid that strip was somewhat over-indulgent on my part. It's my own story. I was part of a Jesus Freak community back in the 80's (though it still looked the 70's there). It was very controlling and no-one got paid (or health insurance or Social Security payments). Some of the best times of my life were spent as part of the group, but some of the worst too.

Anyway, in the last year a number of children who grew up there have come forward with allegations of sexual abuse that was covered-up by the leadership. So I have been processing my experiences and part of that process was this cartoon. In hindsight, HTLS was probably not the right place to work out my own issues. Though I do like Wilson being an ex-hippie (but he should be a lot grayer by now!).

Thanks again, and my apologies to the SA readers who were confused by this one.

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