|
Post weird news headlines, quotes and articles from TV, newspapers, internet, etc. Edit: Videos, gifs, news parodies are also good. Fox news is a good source. Say Nothing has a new favorite as of 04:10 on Nov 4, 2014 |
# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:17 |
|
|
# ? May 13, 2024 08:44 |
|
Hey, Say Nothing, I just want to say thanks for being the best PYF poster.
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:44 |
|
.jpg
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:47 |
|
Tiggum has a new favorite as of 06:37 on Nov 2, 2014 |
# ? Nov 2, 2014 06:30 |
|
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 07:28 |
|
The Sheffield Star is fantastic for this, no pictures because I lost them when my computer was stolen, but; Police Hunt Man Students Occupy Lecture Theatre House Fire Burns.
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 11:00 |
|
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 11:12 |
|
This is actually a good thread idea.
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 11:16 |
|
Was the answer "because I live in Northern Australia?"
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 11:24 |
|
quote:"I had a few lads up from Queensland and I had to put on a good show," he told the NT News from his hospital bed.
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 13:50 |
|
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 22:42 |
|
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 23:13 |
|
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 23:38 |
|
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 23:45 |
|
Ho Daughter Dies of Overdose (daughter of singer don ho)
|
# ? Nov 2, 2014 23:57 |
|
(This one is especially funny because I don't think Rush Limbaugh has ever found it hard to swallow a weiner. Because he's fat.) I found at least fifteen more headlines, but I didn't want to beat it into the ground. (Penis.) trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 00:55 on Nov 3, 2014 |
# ? Nov 3, 2014 00:41 |
|
Gifs and videos of news screw ups are also welcome too.
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 01:17 |
|
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:05 |
|
Florida Man is great for these. Side note: isn't Terez Owens the sports version of Perez Hilton?
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:05 |
|
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 06:40 |
|
The source of the thread title... I think it was this guy.
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 07:23 |
|
Small-town newspaper police blotter sections are always good fun. From the Homer, AK paper:
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 07:36 |
|
I've got a whole book of vintage ones of these, but this is my favourite. R. D. Smith has one Sewing Machine for sale. Phone 66958 and ask for Mrs Kelly who lives with him cheap. R. D. Smith informs us he has received several annoying telephone calls because of an incorrect ad. in yesterday's paper. It should have read: R. D. Smith has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 66958 and ask for Mrs Kelly who loves with him. R. D. Smith. We regret an error in R. D. Smith's classified advertisement yesterday. It should have ready: R. D. Smith has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 66958 and ask for Mrs Kelly who lives with him after 7 p.m.
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:29 |
|
corax posted:Small-town newspaper police blotter sections are always good fun. I worked for my college newspaper (and still get a free subscription because I was editor-in-chief), and the Security Briefs are always a highlight, although never that detailed. This year they've had three cases of somebody watching porn in the student center--on weeknights, when people are usually there studying or doing work. The first one was specified as "anime porn (hentai)." There's a long history of student harassment from townies driving on the main drag through campus, usually calling people human being or throwing stuff at students.. My favorite of all-time was "Suspect threw lollipop at victim from passing car; reported 11 hours later."
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 14:28 |
|
The Toronto Sun is your typical murdoch -influenced right-wing tabloid bullshit. However, I kinda liked this one...
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 14:29 |
|
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 17:37 |
|
edit: and some good old immature humor GWBBQ has a new favorite as of 17:54 on Nov 3, 2014 |
# ? Nov 3, 2014 17:51 |
|
This is funny out of context. In context, at the time someone was building bombs inside the casing to those big industrial flashlights and leaving them around the city They would detonate when someone hit the switch.
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:40 |
|
Two classics
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:51 |
|
have some more e: Damian posted:yo Santa Gato has a new favorite as of 19:36 on Nov 3, 2014 |
# ? Nov 3, 2014 19:30 |
|
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 20:32 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLrg7DgNxII&list=UUwjOGgqiiR_38iTumhMDlGw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tui7eokE4&list=UUwjOGgqiiR_38iTumhMDlGw&index=33
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 20:44 |
|
|
# ? Nov 3, 2014 20:54 |
|
|
# ? Nov 4, 2014 01:35 |
|
|
# ? Nov 4, 2014 01:46 |
|
Headline from when relative minnows Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Scottish soccer giants Celtic 3-1 in a huge upset:
|
# ? Nov 4, 2014 02:21 |
|
Also top notch Australian news reporting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuTA7DYklRo
|
# ? Nov 4, 2014 02:51 |
|
I have a book of these somewhere, National Lampoon's True Facts. My favorite is a photo of a woman posing with a floofy Alaskan Malamute paired with a mismatched headline, "Local Man Engaged." The first time I saw it I laughed until tears streamed down my face, and I still get a hearty laugh out of it. I can't find the photo on Google, though If anyone has it handy it would be much appreciated.
|
# ? Nov 4, 2014 02:52 |
|
That happened about five minutes from me. It was hilarious to read in the paper. Trying to write a serious news article about a Teletubby with a man-purse and the munchies is near impossible.
|
# ? Nov 4, 2014 03:01 |
|
|
# ? May 13, 2024 08:44 |
|
I think this thread was a Jay Leno segment on the Tonight Show? I remember watching it when I was a kid.
|
# ? Nov 4, 2014 03:53 |