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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Ordered a twelve year I've never heard of and I swear the waiter just brought a bucket of it

I love my local bar

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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


How are u posted:

Bougie scum

if you're not drinking plastic handle vodka from a paper cup you're not doing this midterm election correctly

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004


I don't challenge Florida in 2000, but did any major news outlets call Ohio for Kerry in 2004? I don't remember it happening, but 2004 was a long time ago, I might have just forgotten.

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

Why is there a libertarian winning in Indianapolis

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


How are u posted:

Bougie scum

Drink more; hate less.

:cheers:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Dr. Tough posted:

Why is there a libertarian winning in Indianapolis

Ron Paul is finally catching on?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Ronald McReagan posted:

I don't challenge Florida in 2000, but did any major news outlets call Ohio for Kerry in 2004? I don't remember it happening, but 2004 was a long time ago, I might have just forgotten.

No, nobody ever called Ohio for Kerry. There was a brief moment of hope for everyone in the afternoon when early exit polls showed Kerry up pretty but everywhere, but nobody called the race based on those.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Well the country's probably hosed tonight, so take solace in the only good thing to come out of today:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Why are Democrats so bad at politics

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
I got some Four Roses Small Batch.

It is good.

FuzzyBuddha
Dec 7, 2003

a penus posted:

Alaska has the best stickers


Apparently, there were bilingual ones, with Alaska native languages, such as this one that my coworker got. Didn't see any at my polling place. :(

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

if you're not drinking plastic handle vodka from a paper cup you're not doing this midterm election correctly

You don't drink straight from the bottle?

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

if you're not drinking plastic handle vodka from a paper cup you're not doing this midterm election correctly

Why bother with plastic cups when that sweet Popov stream can enter your mouth straight from the bottle?

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Anderson Cooper's glasses make him look like he's sarcastically aping Wolf's style.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Shear Modulus posted:

Why are Democrats so bad at politics

People are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy dumb

Franco Potente
Jul 9, 2010
Patrick Murphy, the Democrat who dethroned noble ronin Allen West in 2012, has apparently won re-election. Take solace where you can, chums!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Pinterest Mom posted:

Everyone called Florida for Gore in 2000 before uncalling it later.

(which, I guess they were right because Gore did win the state, but :shrug:)

I remember CBS called Florida for Gore while the CST part was still open

That's why certain outlets will be careful (if they still remember)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
8:00 PM

  • Alabama
  • Connecticut
  • Delaware
  • District of Columbia
  • Florida (CST)
  • Illinois
  • Kansas (CST)
  • Maine
  • Maryland
  • Massachusetts
  • Michigan (EST)
  • Mississippi
  • Missouri
  • New Hampshire
  • New Jersey
  • Oklahoma
  • Pennsylvania
  • Rhode Island
  • South Dakota (CST)
  • Tennessee
  • Texas (CST)

Alabama Senate: Incumbent Senator Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (Republican) vs. nobody

Connecticut Gubernatorial: Incumber Governor Dan Malloy (Democratic) vs. former Ambassador to Ireland Tom Foley (Republican)

Delaware Senate: Incumbent Senator Chris Coons (Democratic) vs. businessman Kevin Wade (Republican)

District of Columbia Mayoral: Councilmember Muriel Bowser (Democratic) vs. Councilmember David Catania (Independent)

Florida Gubernatorial: Incumbent Governor Rick Scott (Republican) vs. former Governor Charlie Crist (Democratic, formerly Republican)

Illinois Gubernatorial: Incumbent Governor Pat Quinn (Democratic) vs. businessman Bruce Rauner (Republican)

Illinois Senate: Incumbent Senator Dick Durbin (Democratic) vs. State Senator Jim Oberweis (Republican)

Maine Gubernatorial: Incumbent Governor Paul LePage (Republican) vs. US Represenative Mike Michaud (Democratic) and businessman Eliot Cutler (Independent)

Maine Senate: Incumbent Senator Susan Collins (Republican) vs. ACLU Director Shenna Bellows (Democratic)

Maryland Gubernatorial (open seat): Lt. Governor Anthony Brown (Democratic) vs. businessman Larry Hogan (Republican)

Massachusetts Governor (open seat): Attorney General Martha Coakley (Democratic) vs. businessman Charlie Baker (Republican)

Massachusetts Senate: Incumbent Senator Ed Markey (Democratic) vs. Hopkinton Selectman Brian Herr (Republican)

Mississippi Senate: Incumbent Senator Thad Cochran (Republican) vs. former US Representative Travis Childers (Democratic)

New Hampshire Senate: Incumbent Senator Jeanne Shaheen (Democratic) vs. former Massachusetts Senator Scotty Bqhatevwr (Republican)

New Jersey Senate: Incumbent Senator Cory Booker (Democratic) vs. former Nixon campaign staffer Jeff Bell (Republican)

Oklahoma Senate (open seat): US Representative James Lankford (Republican) vs. State Senator Connie Johnson (Democratic)

Pennsylvania Gubernatorial: Incumbent Governor Tom Corbett (Republican) vs. businessman Tom Wolf (Democratic)

Rhode Island Gubernatorial (open seat): General Treasurer Gina Raimondo (Democratic) vs. Cranston Mayor Allan Fung (Republican)

Rhode Island Senate: Incumbent Senator Jack Reed (Democratic) vs. businessman Mark Zaccaria (Republican)

Tennessee Gubernatorial: Incumbent Governor Bill Halsam (Republican) vs. retired engineer Charlie Brown (Democratic)

Tennessee Senatorial: Incumbent Senator Lamar! Alexander (Republican) vs. lawyer Gordon Ball (Democratic)

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Well the country's probably hosed tonight, so take solace in the only good thing to come out of today:


Awesome except she got totally hosed with.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Shear Modulus posted:

Why are Democrats so bad at politics
Because people are dumb enough to vote for people who will gently caress them over because it will mean it will gently caress over that socialist secret Muslim Obama.

That and hicks like to vote so they can protect their right to act like assholes to black people, shame women, and shoot guns.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


C'mon medical pot in Florida!

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Shear Modulus posted:

Why are Democrats so bad at politics

Racism's a really sweet tasting poison pill and the GOP are some of the best snake-oil salesmen on the planet.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

nutranurse posted:

Racism's a really sweet tasting poison pill and the GOP are some of the best snake-oil salesmen on this planet.

Also old people have nothing better to do

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Shear Modulus posted:

Why are Democrats so bad at politics
Because they aren't as filled with hate, spite, and rage as Republicans.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

I hope CNN sends someone on the ground to Goochland, VA

Kiwi Ghost Chips
Feb 19, 2011

Start using the best desktop environment now!
Choose KDE!

achillesforever6 posted:

Because people are dumb enough to vote for people who will gently caress them over because it will mean it will gently caress over that socialist secret Muslim Obama.

That and hicks like to vote so they can protect their right to act like assholes to black people, shame women, and shoot guns.

Actually it's statements like these that are why Democrats are bad at politics.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

With almost a quarter of the vote in, Gillespie's leading Warner 53-44.

PseudoFaux
Oct 9, 2012
I'm watching CCN's livestream, are they always this dramaqueening? It's almost borderline doom crying.

I expected this from Fox News.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011

[url=https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3876906]

Shear Modulus posted:

Why are Democrats so bad at politics

People are really loving stupid/racist/rich.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
I really want to see the results for the DC ballot questions.

loving straight up legalization of marijuana for private citizens.

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Because they aren't as filled with hate, spite, and rage as Republicans.

Which results in them being less filled with a desire to get to the loving polls...

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Vertical Lime posted:

Also old people have nothing better to do
I wish they were better at dying off faster, except for the cool liberal old people who don't hate us young folk

Git Mah Belt Son
Apr 26, 2003

Happy Happy Gators
I'm not going to be surprised when Martha Coakley loses to Charlie Baker for governor of Massachusetts. In a state so incredibly heavily liberal, they couldn't find ANY candidate better suited to run for governor than Martha Coakley?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Kiwi Ghost Chips posted:

Actually it's statements like these that are why Democrats are bad at politics.

But being an elitist rear end in a top hat is so much fun. :(

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

Also old people have nothing better to do

Thankfully they'll die eventually. And hopefully we don't forget by the then.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
also year 20 of the project to run unlikeable right wing democrats in more rural states still isn't showing results. But we're making progress!

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Alabama Senate: Incumbent Senator Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (Republican) vs. nobody
Christ at least we got David Alameel to play sacrificial lamb vs John Cornyn in Texas; Alabama can't even get somebody? Yeah it's Alabama, but still.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Where are you getting a Bowser win from?

Dirt
May 26, 2003

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Well the country's probably hosed tonight, so take solace in the only good thing to come out of today:


That shirt is pretty rad.

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khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Willa Rogers posted:

With almost a quarter of the vote in, Gillespie's leading Warner 53-44.

Basically none of the vote from Fairfax/Alexandria is in, no worries.

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