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LingcodKilla posted:If only God had put a clit in the back of everyone's throat. That would add a whole new dimension to holiday feasts at grandma's.
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Anne Whateley posted:Assuming that giving is "unpleasant work" is your projection. Have you ever enjoyed giving a massage, making a special dinner, finding the perfect gift? Yeah, I'm bummed by the implication that this guy doesn't enjoy pleasuring his partner and thinks of it as work. Like, even if you don't get aroused from performing oral sex (and a lot of us do) isn't it just kinda fun to make a person squirm and moan with your mouth? I feel like he's missing a big part of what sex is about. The only time giving a blowjob feels like work to me is if my husband is taking longer than usual for some reason and my jaw's starting to get tired and even then it's not a big deal. I'm never thinking *ugh* Can you just finish already please?? (However, I can't even imagine a scenario where I'd get tired of eating pussy). I do somewhat get what DandyLion's saying though. If you've ever been with someone who acts like going down on you is work - like they're doing you such a huge favor - it IS really hard to enjoy yourself. You just want to finish up as soon as possible because you feel bad for putting them out but that guilt makes it nearly impossible. The best thing to do in this situation is to immediately break up with that person and find a normal person who likes to put their mouth on genitals.
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My girlfriend has a particularly small mouth I guess. Or she says she can't open it very much. Thus during blowjobs there is often pressure. From teeth. Aargh. Any tips? She wraps her lips over her teeth but its still a bit painful.
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Did The Joker ever tell the truth about how he got those scars?
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Artificer posted:My girlfriend has a particularly small mouth I guess. Or she says she can't open it very much. Thus during blowjobs there is often pressure. From teeth. Aargh. Any tips? She wraps her lips over her teeth but its still a bit painful. My wife has a similar issue, except it's more of a jaw issue (it tends to get sore and lock up easy). I'd like it say it's because of my massive dong but that's wishful thinking on my part. I've always told her to never do more than is comfortable or just don't do it if she can't but she insists she enjoys doing it. I just ask her to incorporate her hands into it or do it in short bursts or something. It's bad advice probably, but I'd just ask her to use it as part of the process instead of the whole act. To piggyback on the question though, if anyone has had a similar jaw issue and gotten it worked out I'd love to hear it. My wife get disappointed sometimes and wishes she could do more (no matter how many times I tell her I don't care about that).
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WreckSov posted:Did The Joker ever tell the truth about how he got those scars? Yeah, but it's a kink thing so we're not allowed to talk about it.
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Turtlicious posted:Yeah, but it's a kink thing so we're not allowed to talk about it. He just wanted to see her smile again 
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Techno Remix posted:To piggyback on the question though, if anyone has had a similar jaw issue and gotten it worked out I'd love to hear it. My wife get disappointed sometimes and wishes she could do more (no matter how many times I tell her I don't care about that). She should talk to her dentist, if at all possible. Her dentist will either know a range of treatments, or can refer her to an oral / maxillofacial specialist. Most of the time, this type of problem is from a jaw hinge alignment issue, and a lot of the treatments are cheap and simple (eg: wearing a specialty mouth guard to sleep).
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DandyLion posted:Anyone else have problems enjoying themselves when it seems their partner isn't? I can't fathom (in the case of fellatio for example) how so many guys can take such regular enjoyment out of an act that for the most part is directly unpleasant or 'work' for the giver (in the sense that a dick in a mouth doesn't do anything for the persons mouth, per se). I can take as given that there are probably individuals out there that do in fact enjoy it, but based on my aggregate experiences as well as polled information from my immediate network of friends, it seems that's the norm for most (within varying degrees). It's about giving. If you don't get that you are probably a robot.
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Nov 4, 2014 17:58
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Speaking of eating pussy, any ways to improve the taste/smell of the vagina? My wife's is pretty... bad, and I wouldn't mind going there more often. Also my wife has a tiny mouth so no bj for me, so basically no oral sex for us.
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FISHMANPET posted:Speaking of eating pussy, any ways to improve the taste/smell of the vagina? My wife's is pretty... bad, and I wouldn't mind going there more often. This might seem like a couple of dumb/obvious questions but... Does she wash her vagina often? Does she change her underwear regularly? Does she see a doctor/gynecologist? She might have a health issue if it isn't a cleanliness issue. You could also try using flavored lubes (if she won't have a reaction) to "enhance" the flavor. Also, have you talked about this issue with her at all?
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Nov 4, 2014 20:22
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In my experience vagina taste is related to the ph value. To sour or not sour enough tends to make the taste off putting. So switching soaps, bacterial infections, yeast etc all have an impact. Most often switching from regular soap to milder special soaps does wonders. But a vagina haver might be better suited to answer this.
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Nov 4, 2014 20:34
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Diet can have an influence on taste as well.
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Nov 4, 2014 20:36
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I like when pussy tastes like sweet honey
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Quift posted:In my experience vagina taste is related to the ph value. To sour or not sour enough tends to make the taste off putting. So switching soaps, bacterial infections, yeast etc all have an impact. So do you wipe down every pussy you eat with litmus paper or what?
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Nov 4, 2014 21:00
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Why, what do you use as a placemat?
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i like nice words
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Shine posted:So do you wipe down every pussy you eat with litmus paper or what? My pick up line in clubs has always been "let's gently caress, for science! " The litmus strip is just the cost of having business.
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Hormones too, my lady tastes a little more sour and more bitter a week or so before her period. Something like this is a huge mix of factors, if it's bad enough, you might want to have her see a doctor, but other than that, maybe try to get her to eat more Greek yogurt, so you can impact the bacteria living there? There's no real clear answer, unfortunately
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To be blunt, it smells like bad fish. Does overall levels of body hydration have anything to do with it? She seems to excrete white mucusy stuff more than actual "liquid" (and no, it's no my semen) but I don't know how viscous vaginal fluids are "supposed" to be.
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FISHMANPET posted:To be blunt, it smells like bad fish. Does overall levels of body hydration have anything to do with it? She seems to excrete white mucusy stuff more than actual "liquid" (and no, it's no my semen) but I don't know how viscous vaginal fluids are "supposed" to be. Does she have that all the time (i.e. not just after you have sex and she came)? Generally, vaginal discharge is supposed to be viscous and clear, but sometimes it can be yellow or white, but that doesn't (read: isn't supposed to) happen often. It can also sometimes smell a little "fishy" I guess would be a close description, even when clean and healthy, but not like it went bad. That doesn't sound right to me, if it's thick and white all the time, especially with the "bad fish" smell. She really should get that checked out. Like someone said, it could be a simple pH/bacterial thing, or it could be that there is a serious problem. Are you comfortable enough suggesting she visit a gynecologist (or a local health clinic) over this?
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FISHMANPET posted:To be blunt, it smells like bad fish. Does overall levels of body hydration have anything to do with it? She seems to excrete white mucusy stuff more than actual "liquid" (and no, it's no my semen) but I don't know how viscous vaginal fluids are "supposed" to be. Umm....... it might be doctor time. Occasionally having thicker discharge isn't a big deal, but if that is the norm and it has a "low tide" kind of smell, that's probably an infection
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Prodigal T-REX posted:I like when pussy tastes like sweet honey This affect is achieved by pouring honey all over it. FISHMANPET posted:To be blunt, it smells like bad fish. Does overall levels of body hydration have anything to do with it? She seems to excrete white mucusy stuff more than actual "liquid" (and no, it's no my semen) but I don't know how viscous vaginal fluids are "supposed" to be. Yeah that poo poo ain't right. Sounds like a loving yeast infection to me. Rhymenoserous fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Nov 4, 2014 |
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Is there any reason why a doctor would normally screen for that? She just had an IUD put in a few weeks ago and I'd think if the symptoms are that obvious the doctor would say something, right? Though maybe since it's only when she's aroused, the doctor wouldn't detect it? Also, better way to bring it up to her than "Dear, I was asking some strangers on the internet about your stank pussy, and they think you might have a yest infection."
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FISHMANPET posted:To be blunt, it smells like bad fish. Does overall levels of body hydration have anything to do with it? She seems to excrete white mucusy stuff more than actual "liquid" (and no, it's no my semen) but I don't know how viscous vaginal fluids are "supposed" to be. well, maybe not your semen..
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No worries, I'm the only one allowed to bareback 
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FISHMANPET posted:Is there any reason why a doctor would normally screen for that? She just had an IUD put in a few weeks ago and I'd think if the symptoms are that obvious the doctor would say something, right? Though maybe since it's only when she's aroused, the doctor wouldn't detect it?
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It's Mirena, and this is her second one, and it's been like this for a long time (though I don't remember it being a problem before she got the IUD the first time).
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FISHMANPET posted:Is there any reason why a doctor would normally screen for that? She just had an IUD put in a few weeks ago and I'd think if the symptoms are that obvious the doctor would say something, right? Though maybe since it's only when she's aroused, the doctor wouldn't detect it? Dude it doesn't matter, if her vagina still smells that rank, assuming she has basic hygiene taken care of, she should see a doctor specifically for that. That's all that needs to be said.
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Have you been with a lot of women, and she's a major outlier? It's not totally clear if this is an actual problem or whether you just don't like the taste/smell that they all have. Mucus is normal, whitish is normal. If it's like (healthy) snot, sorry, but that's fine; if it's yellow or if it's like cottage cheese, something is wrong. But if the doctor just saw it and said nothing, that points toward things being normal.
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FISHMANPET posted:Is there any reason why a doctor would normally screen for that? She just had an IUD put in a few weeks ago and I'd think if the symptoms are that obvious the doctor would say something, right? Though maybe since it's only when she's aroused, the doctor wouldn't detect it? This can depend an awful lot on the doctor too. I have a close friend who is a GP in a tourist town and she basically does mandatory STD testing on anyone who comes in and mentions their genitals. At the same time most of the other GP's I know (this is a pretty sizable group of people, I know more doctors socially than is probably healthy for me) just laugh at that idea and go "backpackers and bogans (rednecks) are pretty dumb I guess"
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Anne Whateley posted:Have you been with a lot of women, and she's a major outlier? A fair question that needs to be answered before any real help can occur, in my opinion.
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How do I approach my wife of 10 years about genital hygiene issues?
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I like my pussies like I like my pickles, sour with weird bumps.
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WYA posted:How do I approach my wife of 10 years about genital hygiene issues? Eat her out in the shower.
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Prodigal T-REX posted:A fair question that needs to be answered before any real help can occur, in my opinion.
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mine is
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FISHMANPET posted:Is there any reason why a doctor would normally screen for that? She just had an IUD put in a few weeks ago and I'd think if the symptoms are that obvious the doctor would say something, right? Though maybe since it's only when she's aroused, the doctor wouldn't detect it? Yeah, a fishy smell and lots of discharge are generally hallmarks of bacterial vaginosis. Also BV is NOT the same thing as a yeast infection, although it is possible to have both at the same time or have recurring bouts of one or the other from their respective treatments (BV is treated with antibiotics, antibiotics can cause yeast infections and on and on) Since it's not actually an infection in most technical sense (just a serious overgrowth of normal bacteria), doesn't really cause health problems unless you're pregnant and it's not an STD, it's not always something they're going to screen for and it's not necessarily visually obvious on exam. With an IUD placement for instance, they're mainly looking for chlamydia and gonorrhea since those are big problems when inserting one. I think sometimes it'll show up on a pap smear if they know to specifically check for it, but I don't know if it's always something that's looked for and paps are usually only done once every 1-2 years anyway. It's not a huge ordeal, just go into the doctor/clinic/whatever and they'll do a microscopic slide. Takes a few minutes to know for sure or not.
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My mucus when I'm turned on is white and pretty viscous. The one time I had a yeast infection (and didn't know it) my boyfriend tried to eat me out and almost turned green before informing me he couldn't handle it, at which point I figured out something was wrong. So maybe just tell your wife and it'll get figured out.
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bobula posted:My mucus when I'm turned on is white and pretty viscous. The one time I had a yeast infection (and didn't know it) my boyfriend tried to eat me out and almost turned green before informing me he couldn't handle it, at which point I figured out something was wrong. So maybe just tell your wife and it'll get figured out. I dealt with it once and it's not just when you're turned on but pretty much a constant crazy amount of fluid. Which would probably be easy to write off if you didn't have any other symptoms (and most of the time you won't) since some is normal and varies with hormones, hydration, etc. And of course a lot of people still think the "it smells like fish!"  thing is normal.
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Anne Whateley posted:This thread has seen plenty of virgin goons unpleasantly surprised to learn that 3dpd vaginas aren't strawberry-flavored The minute I hear someone say "Tastes just like a sweet *insert anything*" I realize I'm talking to someone that has never licked one.
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