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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Mom not taking Dandy's bullshit.

Edit: Gabourey Sidibe!

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Waffleman_ posted:

Mom not taking Dandy's bullshit.

Yet she's not exactly calling the cops either

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Kids these days :rolleye:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

American Horror Story: Video Killed The Freak Show Star

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Waffleman_ posted:

Mom not taking Dandy's bullshit.

He got grounded. :(

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
she ain't hiding that body fast that's for drat sure.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

I don't think Dandy will last long under police interrogation :ohdear:

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Hello!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Jimmy no! Jimmy why!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
And she's performing for a full house but still not the star of the show :smith:

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
So now she cant preform? wtf.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Oh.

O-Oh.

:stare: OH!

Edit: Holy poo poo, Dandy is inbred.

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
So, how big is your clitoris that you think it is a penis for your whole life :stare:

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Great soon comes a huge murder garden.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
So uh... None of the servants find it odd that a maid goes missing and the lady of the house is asking them to dig a deep rectangular hole?

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
That doctor is rather blunt, no?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
So Elsa definitely has a time-traveling record player

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

So, she would rather have a serial killer in the family than a thespian? :getin:

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Uh... that's QUITE a jump in the plot there.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Oh poo poo oh poo poo don't eat the cupcake!

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
Why is it always poison cupcakes in this show?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Ambellina posted:

Why is it always poison cupcakes in this show?

This is a thing that's happened before?

Edit: OH poo poo THEY'RE DEAD?!

Edit2: Oh. Dot's just psychic?

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand

Waffleman_ posted:

This is a thing that's happened before?

Season one, Jessica Lange tries to poison Violet with a cupcake.


This is HORRIFYING.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Her plot was going nowhere , at least they went out just great. Holy poo poo this show needs people to die for it to be good.

EDIT: gently caress, its a flashforward and didn't happend, damnit!

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
HAHA RYAN MURPHY YOU GOT US SUCH CLEVER WRITING



this is so bad.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



That was an elaborate fakeout.

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011
But they didn't die? Okay that was bad. If I'm confused I'm sure a lot of other people must be too

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
It was another fantasy, like seal boy in the tank at the start of the episode.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

OmegaBR posted:

It was another fantasy, like seal boy in the tank at the start of the episode.

Yeah my guard was up for the reveal that none of it happened because of that. I think it would have been better and less confusing if the daydream didn't go on as long and elaborately though.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

25 minutes of extra footage, because if the Hobbit movies needed anything, they needed to be loving longer. Please watch our blockbuster movie based entirely around a minor event in a single chapter of a children's book.

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Kinda getting an American Psycho vibe here

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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is this an American Psycho reference?

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Gay bar? Shocker.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I GET IT! This is the story of Rush Limbaugh!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

is this an American Psycho reference?

Sure feels like one

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
How long until he's talking about his business card font?

tentawesome
May 14, 2010

Please don't troll me online
Gonna guess they probably watched American Psycho right before this writer's meeting and said "oh hell yeah"

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Dandy you can kill me anytime :stwoon:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
MATT BOMER :allears:

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Ok I'm in love with the music this season. Brian Ferry what are you doing in 1952 you don't even fit.

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