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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's a nice collection of dicks.

Boneitis
Jul 14, 2010
What is that even supposed to be? I mean, even for a design, some graphic artist hosed up royally

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The yellow is butter and the white is a jug pouring milk everywhere. Took me a bit to see anything other than a cock and balls, though.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Let's not kid ourselves about what the white stuff is :gizz:

Seriously, though, there is no way the designer of that milk box made it unintentionally.

You Are A Werewolf has a new favorite as of 06:50 on Oct 26, 2014

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

Iacen posted:

German band Tokio Hotel has a new album out, I see:

I wasn't sure if the Rize of the Phoenix cover was intentional, but that they censored on the art in iTunes seems to confirm it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


Some guy noticed that if only a few of the lights in his lamp were working the shadows all look like jizzing dicks

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

yook posted:

I wasn't sure if the Rize of the Phoenix cover was intentional
Seriously, on a Tenacious D album cover?

Serious Cephalopod
Jul 1, 2007

This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop
Pillbug

My Lovely Horse posted:

Seriously, on a Tenacious D album cover?


At the concert, that thing jizzed white "cumfetti" and deflated into a vagina.

So, completely unintentional.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Serious Cephalopod posted:

At the concert, that thing jizzed white "cumfetti" and deflated into a vagina.

So, completely unintentional.

It's amazing what people will read into things.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yook posted:

I wasn't sure if the Rize of the Phoenix cover was intentional

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

yook at the GWAR concert: drat, what are even the chances that five people get dressed in the morning and it comes out this coordinated

My Lovely Horse has a new favorite as of 13:35 on Oct 29, 2014

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU
I only know Tenacious D from their first album art and a couple of youtube music videos that aren't like that at all whereas something like GWAR always seems to be about their costumes in or out of concert v:shobon:v

SORRYABOUTMYCULTURALIGNORANCEDIDN'TREALIZEITWASSUCHATHING.

Serious Cephalopod
Jul 1, 2007

This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop
Pillbug

yook posted:

I only know Tenacious D from their first album art and a couple of youtube music videos that aren't like that at all whereas something like GWAR always seems to be about their costumes in or out of concert v:shobon:v

SORRYABOUTMYCULTURALIGNORANCEDIDN'TREALIZEITWASSUCHATHING.

It's okay. You're cute.

King Gonorrhea
Feb 11, 2008

Son of Ass Pharaoh

yook posted:

I only know Tenacious D from their first album art and a couple of youtube music videos that aren't like that at all whereas something like GWAR always seems to be about their costumes in or out of concert v:shobon:v

SORRYABOUTMYCULTURALIGNORANCEDIDN'TREALIZEITWASSUCHATHING.

Also, "Rize of the PFenisx" is a big hint.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Goons, unable to get jokes? Well I never!

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
The penis-phoenix even has veins on its neck, how could it not be unintentional?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

LoonShia posted:

Goons, unable to get jokes? Well I never!

Ask them to post pictures of celebrity lookalikes. You're in for a real treat.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

IamnotJoe posted:

Hey this may be the thread for this.


From the comments I assume this looked like a giant dong but what was the picture?

King Gonorrhea
Feb 11, 2008

Son of Ass Pharaoh
It was a collapsed area of asphalt that looked as though an enormous cock'n'balls had been dropped there.

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

The Monkey Man posted:

The penis-phoenix even has veins on its neck, how could it not be unintentional?
"not sure" in this case is like 80-90% confidence and I didn't put any real analysis into it besides noticing it was censored in iTunes one day when a track came up.

It was a throwaway line for a funny observation and I'm surprised so many people latched onto it. Don't really want to derail the thread any further with it, though.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Tardigrade posted:

This showed up on my Facebook feed. :3:


Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.





There's a reason the pilotka became a slang term for female anatomy.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
That's gonna cause one hell of a yeast infection.


(ancient roman women used to buy bread dildos. you can never unknow this fact.)

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

I guess she found the right price.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That's gonna cause one hell of a yeast infection.


(ancient roman women used to buy bread dildos. you can never unknow this fact.)

Gonna need a citation on that one, sounds too goofy to be true.

Currently playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (ie Rome Adventure Time) so this is extra funny.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Splizwarf posted:

Gonna need a citation on that one, sounds too goofy to be true.

Currently playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (ie Rome Adventure Time) so this is extra funny.

According to Lord Google:

http://www.medicaldaily.com/expert-describes-breadstick-dildos-erection-withering-mouse-poo-sodomizing-radishes-and-other-244414

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
A friend showed me this: http://instagram.com/thatlookslikeadick

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

What is that

Lost and Delusional
Aug 27, 2010

Help Im Alive posted:

What is that

I am pretty sure it is his big toe.

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NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.


i don't think pictures of douchebags are NWS

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