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The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

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jess
May 26, 2005

you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

It looks like this one is on a dude, but I don't think I like it either way. Either it's

A) On a chick, and she's reminding her potential frat bro companions to Get Consent before loving her...

or

B) On a dude, he has to remind himself to Get Consent before loving a chick.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

CzarChasm posted:

It looks like this one is on a dude, but I don't think I like it either way. Either it's

A) On a chick, and she's reminding her potential frat bro companions to Get Consent before loving her...

or

B) On a dude, he has to remind himself to Get Consent before loving a chick.

or C) on a dude praying it will score him points with the "SJW" set and allow him to actually get consent

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

What an incredibly bad way to rephrase "you get what you give."

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

davidspackage posted:

What an incredibly bad way to rephrase "you get what you give."

It's extra fitting because I bet the tattoo was as cheap as it looks.

Quint Gets Eaten
Apr 23, 2014

jess posted:

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This person absolutely deserves a lovely tattoo just for naming their child Rylan.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Quint Gets Eaten posted:

This person absolutely deserves a lovely tattoo just for naming their child Rylan.

You deserve a Death Blossom for that!

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I dunno, there is probably someone other than Cjad who can fudge him.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

CzarChasm posted:

It looks like this one is on a dude, but I don't think I like it either way. Either it's

A) On a chick, and she's reminding her potential frat bro companions to Get Consent before loving her...

or

B) On a dude, he has to remind himself to Get Consent before loving a chick.

c) It's the tattoist reminding himself to get consent from the drunk customer.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I dunno, there is probably someone other than Cjad who can fudge him.

Yes, "Gnly Gad" if you would just read it properly.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I dunno, there is probably someone other than Cjad who can fudge him.

I'll have you know that CJAD is Montreal's English-language News/Talk leader!

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Sentient Data posted:

Right, and I'm sure you'll also say every set of wings is a complete ripoff of the first person that ever had them done. I'll meet you halfway and say 'inspired by', but the one originally posted is different enough that I'd say it can't really be called a ripoff.

Elayne Angel's wing tattoo is actually a registered trademark. http://www.needlesandsins.com/2013/02/tattoos-trademark.html

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Elayne Angel's wing tattoo is actually a registered trademark. http://www.needlesandsins.com/2013/02/tattoos-trademark.html

She can register it as much as she wants. She cant enforce it and so if it ever went to court it would be thrown out in an instant as she has made zero attempt to protect her trademark.

That and a judge cant tell someone to get lazer removal or a tattoo cover up so cant even fine a copycat as they would still be permanently in breach.

All that legalise poo poo is just some attention seeking.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Ridiculous, plus a waste of money. What a moron.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Navy material.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


ICHIBAHN posted:

Ridiculous, plus a waste of money. What a moron.

Absolute truth.

english muffin
Feb 1, 2012
the likes of you and I

canyoneer posted:

It's extra fitting because I bet the tattoo was as cheap as it looks.

It's a lyric from 'Start' by The Jam.

Quid
Jul 19, 2006


Would I be wrong to tell my friend that the artist didn't do a "great job" or am I wrong and it is a good job? Is there a good way to say it or should I just keep it to myself? It's not the worst ever but to me it looks like a lovely bruise surrounded by lopsided wings and letters that are falling apart,

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

Quid posted:



Would I be wrong to tell my friend that the artist didn't do a "great job" or am I wrong and it is a good job? Is there a good way to say it or should I just keep it to myself? It's not the worst ever but to me it looks like a lovely bruise surrounded by lopsided wings and letters that are falling apart,

Stick with posting it here and don't bother telling your friend because at this point it is already permenently stuck on their body, and there is nothing you are going to change. At some point they will figure out for themselves it is poo poo and deal with that. Or continue to love it and not be annoyed by it which is probably for the best. Either way there is absolutely nothing productive in telling your friend they have a lovely tattoo now it's been done and can't be reasonably fixed.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
sorry that's awesome

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

sorry that's awesome

With this kind of thing, for me it's like oh that's funny, like I'd buy it if I saw it on a postcard. But I don't understand the motivation for getting it permanently and huge on your body. The joke might get old after awhile.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless








BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

sorry that's awesome

Having a legged penis trying to rape a legged vagina on your body is pretty drat tasteless, sorry. It may also be funny, but it most certainly is tasteless.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


There's really no deliberately obtuse interpretation of this one.

"Thuuder Only Happens Wlen its Raisinl" indeed.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
An extremely relevant comic:

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Quid posted:



Would I be wrong to tell my friend that the artist didn't do a "great job" or am I wrong and it is a good job? Is there a good way to say it or should I just keep it to myself? It's not the worst ever but to me it looks like a lovely bruise surrounded by lopsided wings and letters that are falling apart,

A girl I briefly saw loved dolphins and decided to get two of them in a "tramp stamp" kind of deal. Showed me some designs that looked good etc.. then got some horrible abortion of a tattoo that was just terrible and nothing like the original intent.

Didnt say a loving word. :)

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011



What's a wccd raggk?

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Picnic Princess posted:

There's really no deliberately obtuse interpretation of this one.

"Thuuder Only Happens Wlen its Raisinl" indeed.

I'm upset by this one because I really love Fleetwood Mac -and- funny rear end tattoos, so this is a massive squandered opportunity.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."


What's the prize for guessing what he had written on his other arm?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Dont try to change me
too what you wan't

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

MrSmokes posted:

What's a wccd raggk?

It's pretty clearly XKCD FRGGK :rolleye:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

I'm going to go ahead and give this one a free pass

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

Tastes delicious to me

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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

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