Roro posted:

That was pretty obviously a joke post though?

Linguica posted:

actually sampling without permission has been clearly illegal under American copyright law for like... several decades now

VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:

then i guess lowtax can expect a bunch of dmca takedowns from the dump for your posts

Hat Thoughts posted:

He's basically unstoppable

Widestancer posted:

loving with little kids is an EPIC troll and is VERY for the win

matrix ripoff posted:

You don't get to loving come in here and act like this is anything you support. You and your ilk are complete poo poo; you construct your entire persona around that fact. Want your cake and have it too? gently caress you. I'll call you out on it. Imp Zone is built around this exact kind of misanthropy. You don't have the nuts or the commitment to be the completely terrible piece of poo poo you purport to be. gently caress you for coming in here like it's okay. You have no courage at all.

matrix ripoff posted:

"I would totally troll a real person... IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM IN REAL LIFE AT ALL EVER." *gets made a mod of not-YCS games*

Hat Thoughts posted:

His power ripples out

IslamoNazi posted:

Let's assume you like Angry Birds a lot. You have nothing but time and a butt hole. You're going to end up with iPhones up a butt. One vs two iPhones really isn't that much of a difference. I'm surprised it wasn't four.

You could probably do actual maths to work out breadth vs width to get maximum iPhones to be butt diameter ratio but I don't care enough for this. Someone could probably photoshop iPhones into the Goatse hole to show how this could work.

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

It's like every time she posts, no matter how innocuous, someone goes ballistic immediately.

Machai posted:

And have you seen how much she posts? 300+ posts per day People must be blowing up all over the place!

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Don't know if this is or not, but it's because a mod manually edited her post count to 69420 or something like that.

little munchkin posted:

that's an insanely funny number, imo

fat greasy puto posted:

even the gbs guy from the oliwan saga got his .02 is feels bad, during my 6 hour probation i had 15 separate pms typed up for the mod but didnt have the brass to send any of them. rest assured, im mad

fat greasy puto posted:

2007 helldump regular checking in

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the admin guy left to found Tottenham Hotspur Fans From The USA WHo Say Bad And Naughty Racism Words But Also Say Mate Online It's Really Jovial And Only Eight to Ten TImes As Gay As You Might Think Just Reading About It Also They're 40 Dating.com and as soon as that thread gets closed the userbase is set to skyrocket and he'll be singing the duet songs from frozen with a special middle aged someone who understands the offside rule and theyll both romantically eat pasta from the same can

fat greasy puto posted:

if you post here you open yourself up to a whole community of 2005-2007 era helldump veterans, be warned

Triticum Guzzler posted:

*watches the interview where glenn hoddle says disabled people are being punished for sins in a past life on youtube* too fuckin right mate. the trannies an' all mate. *clicks through to a compilation of spanish ppl throwing bananas at black football players* yes! fookin 'ave it! and the trannies mate! *uses that app that synchronises everybodys iphone to play the same thing to play the video of ron atkinson calling marcel desailly a "loving lazy, thick n-word"* YES! in addition, the trannies mate *spraypaints "EDL" on the communal gamecube and gets barred from the smash brothers tournament at Texas Tech University*

fat greasy puto posted:

i just googled most of the guys who came here to invade this thread, god i love this poo poo, i feel like its autumn 2005 again crisp winds in the air and helldump in its finest form with myself at the helm

Triticum Guzzler posted:

INT. STUDIO APARTMENT - NIGHT

A lone silhouette sits watching tv in silence. Suddenly, BATMAN
comes crashing through the ceiling. In lieu of his traditional
logo on the chest is one of those FYAD flags where it's just a
picture with the text "FYAD" on it.

                        BATMAN
        The game's up, Joker!

THE JOKER is sitting in front of a CRT television watching soccer,
his white facepaint incorporating the Millwall FC logo.

                        THE JOKER
        actually bats thats just the end of regular
        time, stoppage or "injury" time gets added
        on at the end to account for the cumulative
        effect of play being stopped multiple times
        some teams benefit from this more than
        others due to crooked officiating, notably
        man united... ah, but i wouldnt expect an
        AMERICAN to understand all this...

                        BATMAN
        I meant the other game. I cracked your enc-
        ryption. N-word based cryptography is
        twisted... Even for you.

                        THE JOKER
        HA ha ah ha ha HAH HA AHAHAHA hahaha hahAH

                        BATMAN
        Your bombs have all been disposed of, and
        your dreams along with them. I found your
        posts on the soccer web site... Say what
        you will about the East German Women's
        Weightlifting Olympic Team, but at least
        they believed in something, and they
        weren't afraid of needles.

                        THE JOKER
        HA HA hah hehe HAHA this time im doing my
        cackling laugh because im thinking of the
        women who are men now, just doing groceries
        or cooking a meal or whatever, but theyre
        men now and they werent before. thats
        raucously funny to me, the joker.

                        BATMAN
        You're insane.

Subjunctive posted:

How can Triticum Guzzler even exist?

Kavak posted:

Because there are other forces at work in this world, besides the will of shitposting.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

If you like that number, you'd probably like 80085 too.

Sad lions posted:

I mean hitlers are an unspoken expectation but it's a question of how many millihitlers are considered safe for consumption in a given meal.

Nastyman posted:

How many calories in one hitler?

TKIY posted:

Nein.

KoRMaK posted:

I'm poop!

little munchkin posted:

I do, thank you for posting it, although it's not as funny as the sex number (69) and weed number (420) combined.

Syd Midnight posted:

I guess Uber fell victim to one of the classic libertarian blunders - The most famous of which is "That brilliant get-rich idea you think you just invented has already been thought of by many, many other people" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "The reason those people aren't doing it right now is because some rear end in a top hat like you got greedy and hosed it up for everybody so now laws and regulations exist specifically to keep that from happening again"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha [goes bankrupt]

polygon posted:

a fart is a wish your butt makes

Leperflesh posted:

Oh man.

Back in the olden days when people still had to use modems to access the information superhighway and what you did when you wanted to see sexy pictures was scrape them off of terrible usenet newsgroups using automated uuencode decoder software and then organize them in folders on your hard drive, I did that with Gillian Anderson pics.

Don't judge me. This is a safe space.

Since I never delete anything (why bother, hard drives just double in size every couple years), here you go. I swear I had not plumbed this corner of my archives for years but this thread reminded me.

There might be one or two fakes in here, I dunno

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Eh, [MENSA]'s less a scam and more a club where old people pay to meet up and do crosswords once a month.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

It's the fedora of clubs.

Semprini posted:

I think you may be using an unofficial deck of cards.

unlimited shrimp posted:

My biggest problem with "animal-kin" is that it stereotypes species and essentializes animal-ness.

Like oh wow you're a raccoon-kin and you say you love playing in garbage cans?? I bet you think all black people love fried chicken, too

Mans posted:

Volume posted:

is there a joke in the pictures I'm not getting or is this just a dump of Gillian Anderson pics?

Volume posted:

is there a joke in the pictures I'm not getting or is this just a dump of Gillian Anderson pics?

Volume posted:

is there a joke in the pictures I'm not getting or is this just a dump of Gillian Anderson pics?

The Valuum posted:

Reported to the parole office today, what a crew of people in there... Going to a rural parole office is a great way to get that feeling of "Being the smartest guy in the room" or "being the only person without BBQ stains on your clothes in the room".

Xaris posted:

Heh heh PM me for deets. SA is the new dark net

codename for getting SA darknet mail order drugs for teh FBIs watching:

"I'm gay" = "Want 10g of MDMA 2-d shipping"
"Tane" = "Have Cocaine, Want Trade for Sex/Drugs"
"Cuck" = "Black Market Viagra. Buy Fast"
"Friendtalk" = "half kilo of GHB, Want to sell"

Syd Midnight posted:

fat greasy puto the soccer goon is upset about getting 6 yesterday in fyad

but this time the yad picked the wrong lad to mess with

ArfJason posted:

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Me w/ the bae

Me: friend of the family Steve stole the footy!
Bae: What does that even mean. You keep saying that and I think it's really immature. You can't even explain it
Me: That friend of the family steve took off with the footy he did
Bae: Just stop it ok. It's not funny and I'm getting upset
Me: Oi hope they call the govana! They'll have to get the govena involved for that friend of the family steve!
Bae (crying): You didn't used to be like this

Zyntherius posted:

It seems that bears are Very shy creatures.. and don't like to be recorded on video...

Case and point:

hhhat posted:

What's filming the bear now

Erebus posted:

Filippo Corridoni posted:

I punched an aggressive crazy guy, and cops were around to arrest me. I got charged with battery, and could go to jail for up to a year. I am a minor (17) with no prior convictions.

I think i'll win the case, as i have no priors and the guy i hit was a nutbag who was a bit in the wrong. But in the event i lose and get sent to jail, what would happen after prison? Would employers still hire me? Would i still be able to go to college?

Would I basically become a felon in america, doomed to mininum wage work no matter what i do?

Sigma-X posted:

Tell us more about it. Don't talk to a lawyer, this should be an easy case to rep yourself in court for and hiring a lawyer is only going to incriminate you further.

aBagorn posted:

YMMV but I don't like sitting lower level for football. Upper level lets you see the whole play unfold.

Is the Eagle's Nest still standing room, or did they make that its own section? That's where I would always try to stand.

E: looks like they made it its own thing:

quote:

Bud Light Eagles Nest: The Bud Lite Eagles Nest is located on the Northwest corner near Section 137. To access this area, Guests must have a game ticket designated Bud Light Eagle Nest.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

We saw this Eagles fan heading to Bud Light seating area, which means he is up for anything.

So we gave him a sack of batteries and put some orphans on the field

Chichevache posted:

Notably, they once threw batteries at loving Santa Claus.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Also 1) that was like 50 years ago 2) it was a REALLY lovely Santa. Like, just some drunk kid in an ill-fitting and soiled santa suit.

Mutation posted:

games journalism is basically schrodinger's occupation

Rinkles posted:

Physics?