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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Bill Watterson is either planning a comeback or dying of something. Hopefully the former. Sudden Unexpected Comix.

Pooch Café


The sound of a dog mooching really does hit you like that. The first few times you hear it your heart breaks. After that you get mad because this furry little rear end in a top hat has figured out how to manipulate your emotions.

Ballard Street


Speaking of manipulating emotions...

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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

RandomFerret posted:

Ballard Street

Geez, that's some Boyce-level phrasing.

Bloom County

Walter Mondale was VP for Jimmy Carter.

Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann




So does Daughter of Greg have ANY plot ideas other than an endless string of parties?


Apartment 3-G




For reals. Everybody knows that whole "I'll be a for reals big deal wedding planner" thing was just another one of your silly whims. Nobody takes those seriously anymore.

Pros & Cons





Sally Forth





The Amazing Spider-Man


bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

RandomFerret posted:

Pooch Café


The sound of a dog mooching really does hit you like that. The first few times you hear it your heart breaks. After that you get mad because this furry little rear end in a top hat has figured out how to manipulate your emotions.

Mine does it all with her eyes. She can punch a hole through steel with that mooch.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Julet Esqu posted:

Apartment 3-G


Gasp. I am shocked at this turn of events. :effort:

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

Careful how loud you say that, officer. Pointing out to Ock that he was outsmarted by Newspaper Spider-Man could drive him to suicide.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


RandomFerret posted:

Bill Watterson is either planning a comeback or dying of something. Hopefully the former. Sudden Unexpected Comix.

Pooch Café


The sound of a dog mooching really does hit you like that. The first few times you hear it your heart breaks. After that you get mad because this furry little rear end in a top hat has figured out how to manipulate your emotions.

I have perfect resistance to this because my dog has diabetes and we have to manage her blood sugar.

Also I kind of hope that Watterson makes a comeback but I have a horrible feeling he can't make another comic strip without people constantly comparing it to Calvin and Hobbes.

e: Well I suppose that might be fair since it happens to everyone else who tries to make a new strip :v:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

He can't punch his wife anymore, so he takes it out on his readers.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


This cop is so loving drunk.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


I love Earl.

fake edit: Hey, I posted something positive!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

So just what was the point of moving the Luann-iverse forward in time by having the whole gang graduate... only to have everyone that ever was still be featured prominently? And somehow everyone is even worse?

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life


Isn't that the non-Dethany dude from On The Fastrack in the background?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

What is the point of Luann?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Juliet Jones


Isn't manning the grill, you know, up to the man? I thought this whole storyline was to teach this woman a valuable lesson on the importance of knowing her place. I guess once the woman has agreed she may no longer spend her own money you can throw her a bone like letting her touch a barbeque grill (as long as she doesn't actually *want* to touch the barbeque grill).




Phantom Classic





Radio Patrol


Meanwhile, the Death Star looms ominously overhead.




Rip Kirby





Big Ben Bolt


You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

The Sphinxster posted:

What is the point of Luann?

Pretty much, yeah.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (November 9, 1956)



The 1956 Summer Olympics were in Melbourne that year, which means that the opening ceremonies were scheduled for November 22nd.

Peanuts: Year Two (October 4-6, 1951)





Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz






Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Somehow that seems less racist than the actual answer.

It's All Right Chief Dharma


"a call came in but I don't remember what it was about"

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

You Are A Elf posted:

Pretty much, yeah.

No one can say.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Julet Esqu posted:

Juliet Jones


Isn't manning the grill, you know, up to the man? I thought this whole storyline was to teach this woman a valuable lesson on the importance of knowing her place. I guess once the woman has agreed she may no longer spend her own money you can throw her a bone like letting her touch a barbeque grill (as long as she doesn't actually *want* to touch the barbeque grill).



This storyline was about that, but now it's about her ridiculous befuddlement at vulgar meat parties. "Tomato catsup? Mustardseed sauce? Pickled cucumber melange?? But . . . good heavens! now there's scarcely any room in the condiment salver for the beluga caviar!"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Julet Esqu posted:

Apartment 3-G
GASP! :allears:

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

I don't know, Mr policeman, is assault a crime? :iiam:

You Are A Elf posted:

So just what was the point of moving the Luann-iverse forward in time by having the whole gang graduate... only to have everyone that ever was still be featured prominently?
Not everyone. They got rid of the black girl.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Gunther's mom is just being like that because she wants to jump that aussie bone.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
My theory on Charles Boyce is that he fast-talked his way into doing a cartoon about computers and tech stuff, relying on the syndicate's own lack of knowledge. Now that he's been doing the gig long enough he can never be dropped.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Pickles goes for the pun.



Bleeker: we all have a Karl and we all hate him.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


When I think fun, I think "Gunther Party."

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



First panel, Rex happy. Last panel, Rex sad.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane



Pibgorn

It still wasn't as big of a hatchet job as the one Brooke did to this story.

Zachary Nixon Johnson

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All

Yeah, that sounds familiar.

Pearls Before Swine

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I love Flintheart's door sign. :allears:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I am a being of pure Terror Comix.

Pooch Café


DOGS DON'T SWEAT

Ballard Street


The reports included an artist's rendering:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


RandomFerret posted:

DOGS DON'T SWEAT

They actually do.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Non Sequitur



Not bad.

Heavenly Nostrils



:3:

9 Chickweed Lane 11/8/2003



Just because she won't let you get laid, Edda, doesn't mean your Mom can't, so leave them alone.

Zits



Ooops.

Kevin & Kell



No, Holbrook. Bad. :smith:

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




'Usurer' is old-timey code for 'Jew,' in case anybody was confused.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

GorfZaplen posted:

Classic Prince Valiant



Apparently Val's music doesn't agree with Eric. Poor guy looks like he's about to hurl.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

GorfZaplen posted:

Classic Prince Valiant



Val botches his Perform (Lute) roll.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set knows how to get the most out of a sale.


Working Daze displays the terrible attitude men have towards women.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Val, no! Never get on a boat with a man named Ahab!

e: Also count me yet again disturbed by Holbrook's HA HA SILLY HERBIVORE GETS EATEN thing :cry:

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Well, not necessarily. It literally means someone who pays interest upon savings. But yeah, it figuratively was used in the old day for Jew. The reason being is becasue the Catholic church back in the day forbade ursury (much like Islam does today... or at least some branches of it). Jews not being Christian meant that naughty priests/princes could use them as a spiritual/legal loophole for investment. This is also, I beleive, why Jews were and are caricatured as being money obsessed - the rule of law basically meant that only jobmarket they could access that would not be instantly biased against them was based in investments/markets.

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