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reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Kinda sounds like they're just using The Wizard and calling him Dr Doom.

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


On set photo.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Gavok posted:

Sue Storm gets a message on her phone.

"It's a text from the Sub-Mariner. I wonder what-- drat IT, NAMOR! THAT IS NOT COOL!"

#imperiussex

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Does Namors dick have little wings? And are they closer to the base or the head?

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
THE INTERNET IS SCARY WATCH MOVIES!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


TwoPair posted:

#imperiussex

It would be the worst feed.



#lookatmyshell #notevenflexing #imperiussex

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Namor must know, though, that even if he has gills and poo poo on his member, he could never stack up to Mr. Fantastic.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Blockhouse posted:

hey we've got the rights to the greatest marvel villain what should we do with him

"angry blogger"

yeah nailed it

Doom is us!


...Well, you guys. I'm Dragon Man.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I'd be on board if Dr. Doom spends much of the movie checking his email and giving surly answers.

"Dear, Doom. How do you type with metal gauntlets?"

"Dear, Doom. Can you draw a comic about me and my fantastic friends?"

"WASSAP? YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT THE MOST WHEN YOU HURT THE FANTASTIC FOUR."

"Hey, Doom. Can you draw Dragon Man? I want to see your skills as an artist."

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Gavok posted:

I'd be on board if Dr. Doom spends much of the movie checking his email and giving surly answers.

"Dear, Doom. How do you type with metal gauntlets?"

"Dear, Doom. Can you draw a comic about me and my fantastic friends?"

"WASSAP? YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT THE MOST WHEN YOU HURT THE FANTASTIC FOUR."

"Hey, Doom. Can you draw Dragon Man? I want to see your skills as an artist."

So you just want Dr. Doom as Strong Bad?


...yeah, I guess I'd watch that.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


TwoPair posted:

So you just want Dr. Doom as Strong Bad?


...yeah, I guess I'd watch that.

"IMPORIOURS ROUX!"

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Doom as an angry blogger is only acceptable if he looks like Harry Knowles.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

DangerDummy! posted:

Doom as an angry blogger is only acceptable if he looks like Harry Knowles.

It would explain the mask.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

DangerDummy! posted:

Doom as an angry blogger is only acceptable if he looks like Harry Knowles.

He writes the Blade 2 review but its all about Doom.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Doom rides a Rascal. Ticket sold.

Angry blogger. Jesus wept.

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



#doomgate

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



#notyourmolecularshield

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

It's about ethics in crushing Richards.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


TwoPair posted:

It's about ethics in crushing Richards.

"Morgan Le Fay had sex with Captain America in return for joining the Avengers!"

"Doom, she was never in the Avengers. What are you talking about?"

"SILENCE, YOU WRETCHED SECRET JUSTICE WARRIOR!"

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
What everbody want after Amazing Spiderman 2, Mark Millars Trouble as a movie.

EXCLUSIVE: Sony's Now Working on a Spider-Man-Less Aunt May Movie

http://www.latino-review.com/news/exclusive-sonys-now-working-on-an-aunt-may-movie

Unmature
May 9, 2008
Fin Fang Foom the Burninator.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


lomzus posted:

What everbody want after Amazing Spiderman 2, Mark Millars Trouble as a movie.

EXCLUSIVE: Sony's Now Working on a Spider-Man-Less Aunt May Movie

http://www.latino-review.com/news/exclusive-sonys-now-working-on-an-aunt-may-movie

Why would they do this terrible thing?

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

lomzus posted:

What everbody want after Amazing Spiderman 2, Mark Millars Trouble as a movie.

EXCLUSIVE: Sony's Now Working on a Spider-Man-Less Aunt May Movie

http://www.latino-review.com/news/exclusive-sonys-now-working-on-an-aunt-may-movie
The only way this works is if this is a straight adaptation of Marvel Team-Up 137.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Yvonmukluk posted:

Why would they do this terrible thing?

Sony has a coconut. Sony doesn't know how to eat coconuts. Sony still doesn't want to give the coconut to someone else.

The Spider-Man franchise is now a weird study of game theory at the corporate level.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


lomzus posted:

What everbody want after Amazing Spiderman 2, Mark Millars Trouble as a movie.

EXCLUSIVE: Sony's Now Working on a Spider-Man-Less Aunt May Movie

http://www.latino-review.com/news/exclusive-sonys-now-working-on-an-aunt-may-movie

My mind was so unable to grasp this concept, that I read this as "Aunt May-less Spider-Man movie". I had to read the article itself to make sense of it. Hollywood is run by aliens trying to understand human culture.

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



lomzus posted:

What everbody want after Amazing Spiderman 2, Mark Millars Trouble as a movie.

EXCLUSIVE: Sony's Now Working on a Spider-Man-Less Aunt May Movie

http://www.latino-review.com/news/exclusive-sonys-now-working-on-an-aunt-may-movie

Bring it on. I want a new Spider-Man related film in production/released every other month. :getin:

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

they should cast Sally Field as a 16 year old and just never acknowledge it

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Uncle Boogeyman posted:

they should cast Sally Field as a 16 year old and just never acknowledge it

Walk Hard pulled this off perfectly so I'm down for it.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


America isn't ready for a Golden Oldie

Solaris Knight
Apr 26, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE
The intense spiral in desperation from both Fox and Sony is hilarious to watch :jerky:

Solaris Knight fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Nov 11, 2014

Unmature
May 9, 2008
I was just talking to a friend about Trouble a little while ago. I remember seeing that on the shelf when I was 12 or 13 and even then being like "This is just a bad idea."

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



Solaris Knight posted:

The intense spiral in desperation from both Fox and Sony is hilarious to watch :jerky:

I wouldn't say Fox are desperate, they have X-Men for perpetuity. Sony wants that Avengers money for Spider-Man so bad though.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Waterhaul posted:

Bring it on. I want a new Spider-Man related film in production/released every other month. :getin:

C'mooonnnnn Spider-Girl!

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Sarchasm posted:

Sony has a coconut. Sony doesn't know how to eat coconuts. Sony still doesn't want to give the coconut to someone else.

Yes. But this coconut might be filled with magical diamonds that also give amazing head. I'm not sure I'd just give away that opportunity.

quote:

The Spider-Man franchise is now a weird study of game theory at the corporate level.

Yeah, but game theory is supposed to be between intelligent, rational, entities.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Waterhaul posted:

I wouldn't say Fox are desperate, they have X-Men for perpetuity. Sony wants that Avengers money for Spider-Man so bad though.

Then let's just put Clone Saga and Spider verse on the big screen. 10 Andrew Garfields teaming up from different dimensions against Cosmic Vampires. Then hook in that Twilight-young adult crowd harder.

GraphX-Man
Apr 1, 2007

lomzus posted:

What everbody want after Amazing Spiderman 2, Mark Millars Trouble as a movie.

EXCLUSIVE: Sony's Now Working on a Spider-Man-Less Aunt May Movie

http://www.latino-review.com/news/exclusive-sonys-now-working-on-an-aunt-may-movie

Yeah, because the cold openings from TWO movies we got with Peter's boring-rear end parents weren't enough.

COMING SOON: The spider that bit Peter didn't begin in Oscorp...it began...in an alley three blocks away from Oscorp. Next summer, a lowly intern gathers a bunch of spiders for Richard Parker because that's his drat job! But what happens when his secret marijuana stash is genetically modified into the proportionate strength of ten marijuana plants—So strong, that it influences one customer to name his daughter after it???! Starring Seth Rogen.

#prequelgate

Kingtheninja
Jul 29, 2004

"You're the best looking guy here."
I'm starting to wonder if Sony is just trying to poison the well before handing the bucket back to Marvel.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


If I wasn't already single, I'd sell my marriage to kill this movie.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude
That FF sounds more and more like a bad pitch from the late '90, trying to downplay the whole comic book aspect while appealing to youth culture as much as possible.

"Yes, we make the genius scientist who runs his own country into a cyberbully! That will resonate with the kids."

At least they have moved on from the standard Evil CEO they used to turn super villains into I guess.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dacap posted:

Here's Toby Kebbel talking about his Dr. Doom in the new Fantastic Four


http://collider.com/doctor-doom-new-origin-fantastic-four-movie/#3Ej9I0c01sy8ZoUC.99
Fox, please stop.

The sound of incoming flop is already deafening, I need you to stop telling us things about this movie now. Or possibly just don't make it.

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