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Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax
Saturn had Dragon Force (not the lovely band) and that's all that matters

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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
If you're interested in this stuff, a book called Console Wars just came out a few months ago. It tells the behind the scenes story of SNES vs Genesis from both sides (but mostly Sega.) Also shows why Sega went to poo poo so quickly. Its Japan's fault.

Supposedly Seth Rogan is making a movie based on the book.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I always loved the color scheme of the Famicon:


Dat white, red, and gold. :allears:

And while the original North American NES was pretty "bleh," they released a top-loader version at the end of its life that looked at least a little better:

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

Galsia posted:

How they got away with having African American and Chinese actors play the Black and Yellow Rangers I have no idea...

I think that may have been an unfortunate coincidence because originally the Asian girl was supposed to be the Black Ranger and the African-American guy was supposed to be yellow.

Now for content: I remember this safety PSA that had those crash test dummies (I forgot their names) and Ray Charles singing about keeping kids buckled in the backseat, had those two crash test dummies dressed like the Raylettes (look it up), and it ended with Ray Charles saying, "They'll stay alive even when I drive."

I know it sounds like some sick parody that would be at home on 1990s Saturday Night Live, MADtv, or In Living Color (especially In Living Color because that cast had more black people and Jamie Foxx was on that show before he actually would play Ray Charles in that movie), but it was real and it played on a local TV station in Pennsylvania that aired these cartoons that weren't good enough for the major networks (that Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon that wasn't the dramatic, action-packed one known as "SatAM Sonic," Extreme Ghostbusters, an unaired season of The Mask: The Animated Series, Street Sharks, and Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys). I don't even know if it's on YouTube, as this is the kind of stuff that YouTube would eat up like a cheap buffet that never runs out of food and gives you unlimited refills on all drinks, not just water.

screenwritersblues
Sep 13, 2010

Kevyn posted:

If you're interested in this stuff, a book called Console Wars just came out a few months ago. It tells the behind the scenes story of SNES vs Genesis from both sides (but mostly Sega.) Also shows why Sega went to poo poo so quickly. Its Japan's fault.

Supposedly Seth Rogan is making a movie based on the book.

I think it's either before or after the Disaster Artist. Not too sure about that however.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Penny Paper posted:

Now for content: I remember this safety PSA that had those crash test dummies (I forgot their names) and Ray Charles singing about keeping kids buckled in the backseat, had those two crash test dummies dressed like the Raylettes (look it up), and it ended with Ray Charles saying, "They'll stay alive even when I drive."

I know it sounds like some sick parody that would be at home on 1990s Saturday Night Live, MADtv, or In Living Color (especially In Living Color because that cast had more black people and Jamie Foxx was on that show before he actually would play Ray Charles in that movie), but it was real and it played on a local TV station in Pennsylvania that aired these cartoons that weren't good enough for the major networks (that Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon that wasn't the dramatic, action-packed one known as "SatAM Sonic," Extreme Ghostbusters, an unaired season of The Mask: The Animated Series, Street Sharks, and Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys). I don't even know if it's on YouTube, as this is the kind of stuff that YouTube would eat up like a cheap buffet that never runs out of food and gives you unlimited refills on all drinks, not just water.

Yo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1n5mxIJaLo

Weren't that hard to find, really.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Remember "Hey Dude"?

Some of the cast had a 25 year reunion:


I know 25 years ago puts it as starting in the 80's, but it's still a "90's" Nickelodeon show to me, along with Salute Your Shorts, Welcome, Freshman, and such.

And man...a few members of that cast did NOT age well. :stonk:

Christine Taylor (Melody, i.e. Ben Stiller's wife) still looks amazing. And the guy who played Ted seems to have taken care of himself.

Hell, even the woman who played Lucy looks pretty well considering she was already middle-aged when the show was on the air and must be in her early to mid 60's by now.

But the guys who played Buddy, Kyle, and Jake? Whew, doggie.

Johnathan Galki (Ted,) looks like a crazier version of Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

And it looks like Mr.E married crutch-doctor from ER. Good for him.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
That picture has really made my day, thanks! Also Mr E is a playa for marrying Laura Innes agreed!!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

DrBouvenstein posted:



And while the original North American NES was pretty "bleh," they released a top-loader version at the end of its life that looked at least a little better:


I had/have this version of the Nintendo. It was always a pain in the rear end because there was some wiggle room in the top slot that let the cartridge wobble back and forth. So you'd be playing and if the console got even the slightest bump, the game would crash. Some games wouldn't even work unless you turned it upside-down and force the cartridge pins to touch the contacts on the inside. Still played the poo poo out of it though.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Some posted Mighty Max much earlier in this thread, which reminded me of something. I was always sort of "counter-culture" as a kid (in the sense that I was all against "mainstream" things because my dad was and obviously my dad was right about everything) and would avoid shows that were based upon toys/games, like Transformers or Power Rangers. One morning I watched Mighty Max expecting it to be total poo poo and remember thinking that it was unironically really good.

Pseudonym posted:

Yo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1n5mxIJaLo

Weren't that hard to find, really.

I always found commercials with crash dummies really morbid and hosed up.

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

Ytlaya posted:

One morning I watched Mighty Max expecting it to be total poo poo and remember thinking that it was unironically really good.

Mighty Max was great because it had really hosed up episodes like a carnival turning kids into freakshows and alien parasites that latch onto the back of people's necks and turned them into zombies but at the end of every episode there was always a bit that encouraged kids to go to the library to read more about the stuff they just watched.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Not to mention that the ending was pretty hosed up in which Norman and Virgil both die and Skullmaster actually kinda wins. It really was a surprisingly great show.

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


It seems 90s90s90s.com is no more :saddowns:

KERNOD WEL
Oct 10, 2012
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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

KERNOD WEL posted:

Traditional business cards not xtreme enough for you? Try Business Pogs!

Oh. My. God. I want these more than I can possibly express.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

KERNOD WEL posted:

Traditional business cards not xtreme enough for you? Try Business Pogs!

Lowtax you need to make SA Business Pogs

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
I like how to complete the 90'sness of their business, the example pog is naturally for the main character of Saved by the Bell.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Rickycat posted:

DBZ was the absolute poo poo when I was younger and if you didn't watch it you weren't cool.

My brother and I spent one summer watching the poo poo out of Ronin Warriors, which was for cool badasses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvfX1JJpxF0

The power's in the armor.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

El Estrago Bonito posted:

I like how to complete the 90'sness of their business, the example pog is naturally for the main character of Saved by the Bell.

If you watch the video it has examples with "Bob Sagget"(sic) and "Tony Clifton" as well.


Edit: Yeah, it was a bit of a weird feeling to be watching a youtube video in the middle of what looked like an excavated geocities page. Like, I knew it was perfectly acceptable but it just didn't belong.

the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 19:25 on Aug 8, 2014

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
If it wasn't for the social media icons and Youtube video, I'd swear that was a legit page from ~1998-2000.

He should go more authentic and change it to at least a Real Player video.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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psydude posted:

My brother and I spent one summer watching the poo poo out of Ronin Warriors, which was for cool badasses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvfX1JJpxF0

The power's in the armor.

I seem to remember this show using "And I Ran" as its themesong for a while?

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

Heath posted:

I seem to remember this show using "And I Ran" as its themesong for a while?

That was the US dub of Saint Seiya. Used the title Knights of the Zodiac when it aired on Toonami or some such.

ETA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpxrsEAIMT4

It was pretty much the most 90s dub anime to not actually be released in the 90s.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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They look really similar, no wonder I mixed them up.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I found this webpage (pretty sure it's circa 1998 or so) inviting visitors to contribute to a letter writing campaign to save the noted Doctor Who rip-off and bastion of cheesy 1990s genre television Sliders from cancellation.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Metal Loaf posted:

I found this webpage (pretty sure it's circa 1998 or so) inviting visitors to contribute to a letter writing campaign to save the noted Doctor Who rip-off and bastion of cheesy 1990s genre television Sliders from cancellation.

I loved the poo poo out of that show as a kid, but being in the UK I only ever seemed to get episodes from the first two seasons. I grow older, and manage to pirate the remaining three seasons.


I wish I hadn't :( It was never great, but gently caress if they didn't manage to utterly ruin it with alien rapecamps and most of the main cast leaving.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

DesperateDan posted:

I loved the poo poo out of that show as a kid, but being in the UK I only ever seemed to get episodes from the first two seasons. I grow older, and manage to pirate the remaining three seasons.


I wish I hadn't :( It was never great, but gently caress if they didn't manage to utterly ruin it with alien rapecamps and most of the main cast leaving.

One of my best friends met the guy who played Remmie at an airport once. He said his hair was gleaming a mile away and is still pissed he didn't get the balls up to say something to him. Sliders kicked so much rear end. Looking back on it it is pretty drat Dr Who-ish, but I guess it's a pretty simple reset every episode friendly formula so it doesn't bother me too much.

The combined Quinn and his brother (new actor of course) was awful and I couldn't stand him. Thankfully ol Cryin Man was still around at that point

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Tyson Tomko posted:

One of my best friends met the guy who played Remmie at an airport once. He said his hair was gleaming a mile away and is still pissed he didn't get the balls up to say something to him. Sliders kicked so much rear end. Looking back on it it is pretty drat Dr Who-ish, but I guess it's a pretty simple reset every episode friendly formula so it doesn't bother me too much.

I've heard that one of the reasons Fox passed on pursuing a new Doctor Who series in 1996 after the TV movie starring Paul McGann was because they decided to renew Sliders for a third season instead. I actually own all five seasons of Sliders on DVD (I also have all the Highlander sequels :v:) because when I became interested in the series, I found a guy on eBay who was selling the entire series for about £20 and got the lot at once. Seemed like a pretty good deal to me.

Actually, I've recently been watching a whole lot of Highlander: The Series. It's got to be one of the ultimate campy nineties genre shows: I think only Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess are campier and nintieser. I recognise more guest stars than I have on any other series. There's an episode where Anthony Stewart Head is using an American accent and it's a bit :stare: to be honest.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Metal Loaf posted:

I've heard that one of the reasons Fox passed on pursuing a new Doctor Who series in 1996 after the TV movie starring Paul McGann was because they decided to renew Sliders for a third season instead. I actually own all five seasons of Sliders on DVD (I also have all the Highlander sequels :v:) because when I became interested in the series, I found a guy on eBay who was selling the entire series for about £20 and got the lot at once. Seemed like a pretty good deal to me.

Actually, I've recently been watching a whole lot of Highlander: The Series. It's got to be one of the ultimate campy nineties genre shows: I think only Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess are campier and nintieser. I recognise more guest stars than I have on any other series. There's an episode where Anthony Stewart Head is using an American accent and it's a bit :stare: to be honest.

Yeah! I scored the Highlander TV series (probably bootleg) at a flea market years ago along with Quantum Leap and I've watched them both several times so rock on. Speaking of 90s shows, one of the hardest shows to track down copies of that I was finally able to score not too long ago, freaking First Wave. I love love love the Outer Limits-esqueness of it and how dark yet 90s campy everything is, it's great.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Tyson Tomko posted:

Yeah! I scored the Highlander TV series (probably bootleg) at a flea market years ago along with Quantum Leap and I've watched them both several times so rock on. Speaking of 90s shows, one of the hardest shows to track down copies of that I was finally able to score not too long ago, freaking First Wave. I love love love the Outer Limits-esqueness of it and how dark yet 90s campy everything is, it's great.

As in "On the seventh dawn of the seventh day..." etc.? Because If so, where the hell did you find it? I haven't looked in awhile, but I recall having very little luck.

Tamayachi
Sep 25, 2007

Did you think about it?


Yes. Yes you did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhaWNbDOX9Y

I just saw an image of that show today and it took me back, way back.

BONUS 90s commercials including YIKES pencils!

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Tamayachi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhaWNbDOX9Y

I just saw an image of that show today and it took me back, way back.

BONUS 90s commercials including YIKES pencils!

I think of the Boney theme way too often and maybe 1 in 1,000,000 people know what I'm talking about so right on.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
For years I had thought Weinerville was a fever dream I had had as a child because I couldn't remember it's name and every time I described it to someone they didn't know what I was talking about.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Hector Beerlioz posted:

For years I had thought Weinerville was a fever dream I had had as a child because I couldn't remember it's name and every time I described it to someone they didn't know what I was talking about.

I saw a live taping of it once. I was featured heavily in audience reaction shots, sadly this did not bode well for me in middle school.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Iron Crowned posted:

I saw a live taping of it once. I was featured heavily in audience reaction shots, sadly this did not bode well for me in middle school.

People just can't appreciate good taste.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Iron Crowned posted:

I saw a live taping of it once. I was featured heavily in audience reaction shots, sadly this did not bode well for me in middle school.

Was it like the time Doug went on that little kid's show?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:

For years I had thought Weinerville was a fever dream I had had as a child because I couldn't remember it's name and every time I described it to someone they didn't know what I was talking about.

This happened to me too. No one knew the pain :smith:

Also, in that video, there's definitely a board game shaped like a swastika at 13:18 :allears:

Laocius
Jul 6, 2013

There's nothing more '90s campy than FMV games, and this one might be the campiest and '90s-est: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3epSTfHx0

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Tyson Tomko posted:

I think of the Boney theme way too often and maybe 1 in 1,000,000 people know what I'm talking about so right on.

It's funny that I never really watched that show (as in, never a complete episode from start to finish) and yet I remember that song to this day.

I'm Boney, I'm Boney! Leave me aloooone-y!

Also the Stick Stickley address jingle.

Write to me, Stick Stickley, PO Box 963. New York City, New York State, 10108!

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

King Vidiot posted:

Also the Stick Stickley address jingle.

Write to me, Stick Stickley, PO Box 963. New York City, New York State, 10108!

Ah, Stick Stickley. It's one of those rare things that I really wish I could go back and experience again. I'm pretty sure I didn't appreciate it as I should have when I was a child.

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Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

King Vidiot posted:

Write to me, Stick Stickley, PO Box 963. New York City, New York State, 10108!

Yes!!!!

I will forever know New York City's zip code because of that jingle.

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