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Propaganda Bob
Aug 26, 2006

Not one step backwards!
A rear engine, rear wheel drive Yugo powered by a three cylinder triple carb two-stroke.

That is the most AI vehicle in history.

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Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Huh, I thought this was powered by A/C compressors at first. I guess I've never seen a snowmobile engine before.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Take two snowmobile engines, attach one to each drive wheel, steer like a skid steer

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
The welds on that rear suspension look pretty questionable, but he does have (factory!) rear disc brakes? Better than a 2014 Jetta.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Throatwarbler posted:

The welds on that rear suspension look pretty questionable, but he does have (factory!) rear disc brakes? Better than a 2014 Jetta.

There is not a chance in hell that a Yugo came with 2 piston calipered rear disc brakes from the factory.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Raluek posted:

Huh, I thought this was powered by A/C compressors at first. I guess I've never seen a snowmobile engine before.

They're pretty nuts. Everything from small twin-cylinder 2-strokes to 1050cc turbo 3-cylinder 4-strokes. 100+mph from the factory.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Terrible Robot posted:

There is not a chance in hell that a Yugo came with 2 piston calipered rear disc brakes from the factory.

Yeah rereading the ad, the front disc brakes are factory.

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001

Great Beer posted:

Being sold for a friend, a craigslist ad referring to itself as an auction and (claims to be) a suspiciously fantastic deal due to circumstance? This trips all kinds of scam warnings in my head.

$9500 for a 2+2 Z isn't any kind of a deal. You can get rust-free examples of coupes for less.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Quantrill posted:

http://tuscarawas.craigslist.org/cto/4754762485.html



I don't care how unsafe it is, it looks sweet.

You'd be WAY better off with the Nova.

Do not buy a Corvair unless you hate yourself.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Buy this.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Real gold?
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/lethbridge/66-tbird-q-code-model-428-engine/1031590869?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

quote:

I am regretfully selling my car,it is 100 percent numbers matching,interior in great condition for age and all original.Mice got at headliner but otherwise very nice.It has factory ac,factory 8 track in need of new band.Swing away steering column,leather seats,all chrome near perfect.Rear air shocks.The car has no rust on it,underneath is undercoated.The 428 engine is in need of a rebuild,does run but smokes bad now,i did drive it for 4 years every summer,great driver.Transmission shifts excellent,it is the c6.Has sequential lights all in working order.The car has been insured and registered last 4 years.All glass is good,i also have tons of spare parts that could go for an extra 500,doors,bumpers,hood ,trunk lid,chrome,engine parts,hub caps,and much more.This car is worth much more than my asking price,i need to sell due to health problems,serious replies only ,call or email,thanks

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Vitamin J
Aug 16, 2006

God, just tell me to shut up already. I have a clear anti-domestic bias and a lack of facts.
They'd get that price for it here. My friend took his clean '06 Forester XT 5 speed with 60k in for service and the owner of the shop offered him $15k for it.

Sadi
Jan 18, 2005
SC - Where there are more rednecks than people
If I hadnt just bought an M3 I would be all about this.
https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/4749502207.html

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

angryhampster posted:

They're pretty nuts. Everything from small twin-cylinder 2-strokes to 1050cc turbo 3-cylinder 4-strokes. 100+mph from the factory.

The best part is when they get put into lightweight motorcycle chassis.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Sadi posted:

If I hadnt just bought an M3 I would be all about this.
https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/4749502207.html


The Fairlady was clownshoe before clownshoe was a thing.

E: also UUUUUUNF

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

Dannywilson posted:

The Fairlady was clownshoe before clownshoe was a thing.

It's a good thing you snuck that ninja edit in there, because I was about to tell you to shut your whore mouth.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
If someone made a Fairlady shooting brake kit I would basically be a drooling madman over the thought of one.

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



Is it wrong to want this? It sounds like it's not even running, but I like the idea.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/4753729697.html

chrisgt
Sep 6, 2011

:getin:
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/4752661245.html

Link to pics and original text.. Screenshot wasn't good enough. You need all the pics to truly appreciate the horrible here.
http://imgur.com/a/KyJsW

quote:

ONE OF A KIND 1974 S BEATLE // WAGON//SUBARU BRAT CUSTOM TRUCK .40 FORD HOOD , 1600 DUAL PORT VW MOTOR NEW FUEL PUMP , NEW COIL , WITH ADDED OIL COOLER HOLDS 4 QT OIL . 4 SPEED VW TRANS CUSTOM HEADERS , 650 AMP BATTERY , GOOD BRAKES ,SLIDING BACK WINDOW . RUNS GOOD . NEEDS SOME WIRING AND BODY WORK AND PAINT . THIS IS MY LOWEST PRICE . IF IT DOES'NT SELL I WILL PAINT IT THIS SPRING . IF AD IS UP I STILL HAVE . 3000.00 OR BEST OFFER .

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Jesus christ. Like you said, every photo is just :what:

I love how the add says needs bodywork, wiring work but IF HE DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS HE'S GOING TO PAINT IT AND KEEP IT! :mad:

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chrisgt posted:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/4752661245.html

Link to pics and original text.. Screenshot wasn't good enough. You need all the pics to truly appreciate the horrible here.
http://imgur.com/a/KyJsW

Ugh

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

MomJeans420 posted:

Is it wrong to want this? It sounds like it's not even running, but I like the idea.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/4753729697.html


Some one has got to already have bought that.
I know I would have, cheap for a decent 240z chassis alone.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
No way in a million years would that car be 2000lbs without CF/titanium this and missing everything that wouldn't move it down a racetrack.

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/4756614984.html



This has got to be a joke. Or a scam. Or something.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Oh god it's so 80's it hurts.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

probably just missing a 0

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
I'm gonna double check to make sure it is, in fact, 2,000, then I'm gonna see if I can visit the guy tomorrow and get the car.

Because holy poo poo, a 1984 Trans Am with that much done to it for 2 grand?

the spyder
Feb 18, 2011

MomJeans420 posted:

Is it wrong to want this? It sounds like it's not even running, but I like the idea.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/4753729697.html



Sooooo who want's to go pick this up for me?

Team140
Dec 13, 2005

DJ Commie posted:

No way in a million years would that car be 2000lbs without CF/titanium this and missing everything that wouldn't move it down a racetrack.

That thing weighed 2300lbs soaking wet from the factory. L24 inline six weighs 500-550lbs and the rotary weighs 300-350. I don't think he's far off from correct.

Valfar
Nov 12, 2004

Born to lose, live to win.
Came across this today :stare:

http://imgur.com/a/cS2vd/

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


MomJeans420 posted:

Is it wrong to want this? It sounds like it's not even running, but I like the idea.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/4753729697.html



Boy, that'll really confuse people.
I'm a little upset that he disassembled a running FC convertible for it. Just use a common coupe, man!

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

Terrible Robot posted:

There is not a chance in hell that a Yugo came with 2 piston calipered rear disc brakes from the factory.

The is a chance it came with no rear brakes at all, however.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
http://rockford.craigslist.org/cto/4731465557.html

quote:

1999 Astro Custom van with 76168 miles in Excellent condition on this complete rebuild
Features :Oak floor and cabinets - Custom paint in blue marble with murals.
Sony stereo Cd with powered subwoofer.
Extensive LED lighting 500+ interior in red white and blue , remote controlled 7 color between frame
4.3 L V6 with chip and aftermarket air filter
1969 Olds vista cruiser roof with spoiler . Backup camera
18" wheels and low profile tires with less than 5000 mi
New battery and alternator and belt ,Many more features.
Please Email me with questions $16500 OBO

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
No matter the price, conversion vans are literally worthless. Freiyghburerger on roadkill says so :colbert:

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Uhh, 500+ leds inside blasting the red white and blue, gently caress yeah :911:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
...




Edit:


Ohhhh, I thought it said NADS.

b0nes
Sep 11, 2001
Not sure if i've posted this before.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Sperglord Firecock posted:

I'm gonna double check to make sure it is, in fact, 2,000, then I'm gonna see if I can visit the guy tomorrow and get the car.

Because holy poo poo, a 1984 Trans Am with that much done to it for 2 grand?

I'm jealous as hell and would be all over this. But I'm more apt to think he left a zero off (making a ridiculous price) as opposed to actually selling it for 2 G's.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Either that or its just a scam to get your email/phone number.

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A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

why would you do that though? you can get lists of millions of valid email / phone / name combos for super cheap

e: source: i used to work for an email marketing company and we regularly bought them

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