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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Koesj posted:

My German ex always told me she had a right poo poo time with the dutch language at first. People from the border areas though...
Oh yeah, I research the exact opposite area of Germany. More likely to meet a Sorb in day-to-day life than someone from the Dutch border.

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BurningStone
Jun 3, 2011
Hey Gal, maybe you've mentioned this, but how many guys in one of these regiments? I mean the practical fighting number you'd expect to have, not paper strength or those with non-combat jobs.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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BurningStone posted:

Hey Gal, maybe you've mentioned this, but how many guys in one of these regiments? I mean the practical fighting number you'd expect to have, not paper strength or those with non-combat jobs.
It varies a lot, since "a regiment" is just "the administrative unit headed by an Oberst and with more than one company in it." Big ones can have two thousand or so people in them, small ones a few hundred. I think I saw a regiment once that had thirteen companies in it, which depending on the size of the companies (300 people at the start of the century, less than a hundred by the 1680s) could have been up to 3,900 people not counting the officers.

Big regiments can form two battalions/brigades when they fight but small ones have to glom onto someone else's.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Nov 12, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Bacarruda posted:

The US Army also issued phrasebooks in French, Dutch, and of all things, Portuguese (presumably to help GIs working with these guys).

Those Portuguese phrasebooks were probably also handed out to airmen operating in or passing through Lajes in the Azores. Although they were technically neutral the British managed to get the Portuguese to let them use the Azores as a ferry/ASW base in part thanks to a treaty signed in the fourteenth century (although mostly it was promises of military aid to the Salazar government).

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Nov 12, 2014

BurningStone
Jun 3, 2011

HEY GAL posted:

It varies a lot, since "a regiment" is just "the administrative unit headed by an Oberst and with more than one company in it." Big ones can have two thousand or so people in them, small ones a few hundred. I think I saw a regiment once that had thirteen companies in it, which depending on the size of the companies (300 people at the start of the century, less than a hundred by the 1680s) could have been up to 3,900 people not counting the officers.

Big regiments can form two battalions/brigades when they fight but small ones have to glom onto someone else's.

And I suppose the percentage who carried each type of weapon varied as well. It sounds like it must have been a headache to organize and command, but was anything about the 30 Years War easy?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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BurningStone posted:

And I suppose the percentage who carried each type of weapon varied as well. It sounds like it must have been a headache to organize and command, but was anything about the 30 Years War easy?
Naaah, that's straight up 1:2 pike:musket or 80:20:200 pike:halberd:musket, it's pretty standard.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

HEY GAL posted:

Naaah, that's straight up 1:2 pike:musket or 80:20:200 pike:halberd:musket, it's pretty standard.

People actually used halberds in large numbers? I always assumed they were too impractical to use compared to a pike. Mostly because my little research into medieval/renaissance weapons is that the cooler it looks, the less likely it is to have actually been used.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Who was that guy, I think a British air force commander who was just totally loving nuts and had dreams about fallen soldiers riding beams of light from mountains to rescue an imperiled Britain? I think he might have believed in fairies too.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Frostwerks posted:

Who was that guy, I think a British air force commander who was just totally loving nuts and had dreams about fallen soldiers riding beams of light from mountains to rescue an imperiled Britain? I think he might have believed in fairies too.

That would be Lord Dowding

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dowding,_1st_Baron_Dowding

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Don Gato posted:

People actually used halberds in large numbers? I always assumed they were too impractical to use compared to a pike. Mostly because my little research into medieval/renaissance weapons is that the cooler it looks, the less likely it is to have actually been used.
The halberd is actually Cool And Good, and the rolls where I found those dudes were from the '20s, back when people still sprinkled in some rodeleros or halberd guys into each block.

Edit: it is really really easy to ruin a pikeman's day just by stepping slightly to the side and walking forward a few steps with your short-rear end weapon. This is also one reason why the halfpike is a thing.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Fangz posted:

What was the linguistics situation during WWII?

For example, did western allied units operating in Normandy have interpreters capable of speaking French or German, or were any individual soldiers trained to have a passable understanding/were issued with phrasebooks? Or was it just a matter of gesticulating/shouting slowly?

As I recall the combined US Navy - British - Dutch force at the Battle of Java Sea was significantly hampered by the Dutch Admiral, Karel Doorman, having to have his orders translated to English before being broadcast to the rest of the task force, to say nothing of the incompatibility of their various communications systems and procedures.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



HEY GAL posted:

Edit: it is really really easy to ruin a pikeman's day just by stepping slightly to the side and walking forward a few steps with your short-rear end weapon. This is also one reason why the halfpike is a thing.

Was any attention paid to fighting as an individual with a pike, or was it all about working in groups? Would pikemen and musketeers carry a sword or something in case they wound up in a fight separated from their company?

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
I suspect in those days, the fae folk were less benevolent spirits that bestow blessings, and more capricious spirits that must be appeased via ritual.

He's probably sent so many men to their deaths that he'd believe anything to keep them alive.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Chamale posted:

Was any attention paid to fighting as an individual with a pike, or was it all about working in groups? Would pikemen and musketeers carry a sword or something in case they wound up in a fight separated from their company?
Groups. Think about it, you have eighteen feet of reach, which means that anyone can get inside your reach whether or not they really try. One pikeman is really kind of pathetic and embarrassing, but in groups of hundreds or more they're fantastic. You can half-hand it if you want to (we never do in reenactment because that's an excellent way to hit the guy behind you by accident), but everyone carries swords anyway.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

It must suck to be thwacked in the balls by the butt end of a pike because the joker in front of you decided it wasn't an eighteen foot day.

Doc Quantum
Sep 15, 2011

Phobophilia posted:

I suspect in those days, the fae folk were less benevolent spirits that bestow blessings, and more capricious spirits that must be appeased via ritual.

He's probably sent so many men to their deaths that he'd believe anything to keep them alive.

Are you talking about Dowding? I dunno, I'm pretty sure by the time of the Second World War the Fae had long completed their pop-cultural transformation from capricious to more benevolent creatures.

brozozo
Apr 27, 2007

Conclusion: Dinosaurs.
Seeing Fury recently brought this to mind: tank hatches can lock from the inside, right? Seems like a pretty obvious defense against some guy tossing a few grenades into the hull.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Yes, but that's only dictated by doctrine when you're passing through bad neighborhoods.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Germany, 1945: A Bad Neighborhood.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

brozozo posted:

Seeing Fury recently brought this to mind: tank hatches can lock from the inside, right? Seems like a pretty obvious defense against some guy tossing a few grenades into the hull.

Yeah they can. There's a Russian memoir where the guy panics a German tank commander though, who forgets or fumbles to lock his hatch, and ends poorly.

I'm sure it's been done a few times.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

PittTheElder posted:

Germany, 1945: A Bad Neighborhood.

And the worst ghettos you've ever seen.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Don Gato posted:

People actually used halberds in large numbers? I always assumed they were too impractical to use compared to a pike. Mostly because my little research into medieval/renaissance weapons is that the cooler it looks, the less likely it is to have actually been used.

The halberd lived on into the Napoleonic era. A lot of British battalions had their color guard carry halberds. They were used in combat.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Frostwerks posted:

And the worst ghettos you've ever seen.

Their ghetto blasters were ideal for breaking.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

The HOA are incredible assholes.

shallowj
Dec 18, 2006

Can anyone recommend a good introductory book to the Iraq-Iran War? I found a lot of stuff in my library that was published before the war even ended in 88, is this worth checking out? I would also be interested in fiction from either country related to the war.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

brozozo posted:

Seeing Fury recently brought this to mind: tank hatches can lock from the inside, right? Seems like a pretty obvious defense against some guy tossing a few grenades into the hull.

When your tank is on fire, you don't have time to unlock your hatch before bailing out. But yes, doctrine dictates that hatches should be locked when there's a danger of infantry climbing all over you.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
The German phrasebook for American soldiers is pretty fascinating reading. Some of the pronunciation stuff is really wonky. "Möchten" is pronounced "mershten"? I guess that explains Webster's (who was supposed to be decent at German) hosed up German in Band of Brothers.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

The halberd lived on into the Napoleonic era. A lot of British battalions had their color guard carry halberds. They were used in combat.

Didn't the French Officer of the party guarding the Eagle carry a blinged out Napoleonic mace too? Or was that the commanding officer of the regimental band?

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

100 Years Ago

The men around Ypres have now reached the stage of exhaustion seen earlier before the Indian Corps arrived at Armentieres. Even as shells fall around them, the men are falling asleep where they stand; but the Germans are no longer inclined to try to take advantage of it. I'm also taking a look at why the Eastern Front managed to deadlock itself despite never degenerating into sustained trench warfare; as, having finished retreating from Warsaw, the Germans begin the Battle of Lodz.

The Daily Telegraph also tells a number of amusing trench-stories for the first time, including the first reported example I've seen of men on both sides holding up a paper target on a stick so they can have a friendly shooting competition, something that happened surprisingly regularly in quiet sections of the line all through the period of static warfare.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
Arminius' War

Chapter 01: Riding on High Emotions since 9 AD

1933 a nice little novel was published in Germany. “Die Geschwister Oppermann” (The Brothers and Sisters Oppermann) by Lion Feuchtwanger, a famous German author. You may have heard of him.

In this book, the right-winger Dr. Vogelsang, teacher of young Berthold Oppermann, gives out some homework. Berthold is supposed to write a report about the significance of Arminius the Cherusker (or “Hermann der Cherusker”, as he is known at the time and in the novel) for the German people.
Berthold Oppermann does his best and writes a dialectic report. The second half of his report will be about why Arminius the Cherusker was indeed really important for the German people. The first half serves up a lot of arguments why he actually wasn't, to be dealt with in the second half. He then starts presenting his report in school and his teacher Vogelsang completely flips out, raining metaphorical death and ruin on the poor child. Berthold never gets to present the second half of his report on Arminius the Cherusker.

Vogelsang never forgives the young Jewish pupil in his class the tarnishing of proud Arminius, the Germanic super-hero who saved Germany single-handedly from the Romans. His unrelenting hate finally drives Berthold to commit suicide.

Feuchtwanger's book only replays thoughts and hysterics playing out in the Germany of his time. But how did some weird Germanic warlord from the ancient times got to be so important for Germany in those peoples' eyes in the first place? Just to cut you off, no the Nazis didn't have anything to do with this, they just added some strange philosophical fuckery which translates best into English as Like Racism, But Somehow Even Worse.

Of course we Germans can't do things by half, we only deal in extremes. So after WWII was over, history swung back to the other side like a missile and exploded into fancy tales of Arminius, Mega-Traitor and Killer of Innocent Romans. It took almost until today before crazy myths and fabrications started to break down a bit for some more actual, objective work on Arminius the Cherusker. And his famous battle, where he gloriously defeated the Roman army of Varus. I mean, where he heinously ambushed poor, innocent Varus, his personal friend, to slaughter unarmed Romans in cold blood.

What really happened, and why emotions are always at an all-time high in Germany when this is discussed, follows in my next post. (Hopefully today or tomorrow morning at the latest.)

As promised, I'm starting my series on Arminius' war against Rome, starting with some groundwork today. Also as demanded, crossposted between this thread and the ancient history thread.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Dowding was actually a pretty incredible leader. RAF did him dirty :(

bewbies fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Nov 12, 2014

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Dowding was pretty awesome.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Really strange that I don't remember hearing about him.

BeigeJacket
Jul 21, 2005

HEY GAL posted:

Groups. Think about it, you have eighteen feet of reach, which means that anyone can get inside your reach whether or not they really try. One pikeman is really kind of pathetic and embarrassing, but in groups of hundreds or more they're fantastic. You can half-hand it if you want to (we never do in reenactment because that's an excellent way to hit the guy behind you by accident), but everyone carries swords anyway.

What's the maneuverability like on one of those big blocks of pike dudes?

gipskrampf
Oct 31, 2010
Nap Ghost

Bacarruda posted:

Soldiers on both sides were also issued with phrasebooks. You can see an example of a US Army English-German book here.

There's some helpful stuff for surviving in the German jungle in there:

He has been bitten by a poisonous snake = ayr is fawn ai-ner GIFT-shlahng-a G'BISS-en vawr-den
I want a mosquito net = ish MERSH-ta ain maw-SKEE-to-nets HA-ben

Can you write with English-style letters? = KERN-en zee la-TAI-nish SHRAI-ben?

That might be helpful for goons stuck in German archives :cheeky:

dublish
Oct 31, 2011


They're really going for the Bavarian pronunciation in those translations.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Remember that German is still very much a living language in the US at that time; it was the 1-2 combo of the world wars that really destroyed it as something that people spoke around their neighborhoods or taught their kids in the home. It could be someone with a yiddish or bavarian background writing how he'd pronounce the sentence, or it could be some regional American pronunciation from middle Kentucky or Pennsylvania or the upper Midwest or any of the other big sploches of pre-1910 German settlement.

If you speak German and you've ever run into someone who speaks Pennsylvania Dutch (which isn't really Dutch as in 'from the Netherlands' - it's just a corruption of "Pensylvanisch-Deutsch") think that. They're one of the few groups who never really gave up on the language even with the wars. That's an extreme case as they've been relatively linguistically isolated from modern hochdetusch for ~250ish years, but it works as an example. The vowel sounds in particular slide around a bit.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

gipskrampf posted:

There's some helpful stuff for surviving in the German jungle in there:

He has been bitten by a poisonous snake = ayr is fawn ai-ner GIFT-shlahng-a G'BISS-en vawr-den
I want a mosquito net = ish MERSH-ta ain maw-SKEE-to-nets HA-ben

Can you write with English-style letters? = KERN-en zee la-TAI-nish SHRAI-ben?

That might be helpful for goons stuck in German archives :cheeky:

Unless it says "Which way to the whorehouse" I don't see it as being that useful to a soldier.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

gipskrampf posted:

There's some helpful stuff for surviving in the German jungle in there:

He has been bitten by a poisonous snake = ayr is fawn ai-ner GIFT-shlahng-a G'BISS-en vawr-den
I want a mosquito net = ish MERSH-ta ain maw-SKEE-to-nets HA-ben

Can you write with English-style letters? = KERN-en zee la-TAI-nish SHRAI-ben?

That might be helpful for goons stuck in German archives :cheeky:

My favourite is "The US Government will pay you". I can just imagine a GI yelling that after running over someone's fence with their jeep.

Rhymenoserous posted:

Unless it says "Which way to the whorehouse" I don't see it as being that useful to a soldier.

There's "bathhouse" and I think winking and nudging suggestively transcends language barriers.

Ensign Expendable fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Nov 12, 2014

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Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Ensign Expendable posted:

My favourite is "The US Government will pay you". I can just imagine a GI yelling that after running over someone's fence with their jeep.

IIRC a big NATO exercise (I want to say Atlantic Lion in '84) had civilian contact admins driving around with 2 million or so total in cash D-Marks :mmmhmm:

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