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fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler

Dr.Caligari posted:

I'm jealous as hell and would be all over this. But I'm more apt to think he left a zero off (making a ridiculous price) as opposed to actually selling it for 2 G's.

NOPE, JUST GOT IN CONTACT WITH HIM.

2 GRAND.

HOLY poo poo, IT'S HAPPENING.

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AncientTV
Jun 1, 2006

for sale custom bike over a billion invested

College Slice
Pre requesting as many pictures of that piece of :krad: as possible

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Sperglord Firecock posted:

NOPE, JUST GOT IN CONTACT WITH HIM.

2 GRAND.

HOLY poo poo, IT'S HAPPENING.

Fuckin sweet! :slick:

JukeboxHerostratus
Nov 25, 2009

Sperglord Firecock posted:

NOPE, JUST GOT IN CONTACT WITH HIM.

2 GRAND.

HOLY poo poo, IT'S HAPPENING.

You better jump on that or you'll spend years wishing you had.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Sperglord Firecock posted:

NOPE, JUST GOT IN CONTACT WITH HIM.

2 GRAND.

HOLY poo poo, IT'S HAPPENING.

THE PROPHECY IS BEGINNING

driguy
Feb 16, 2009

In The Pit!

Sperglord Firecock posted:

NOPE, JUST GOT IN CONTACT WITH HIM.

2 GRAND.

HOLY poo poo, IT'S HAPPENING.

gently caress YES.

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
Tomorrow, I will be 80's as gently caress.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sperglord Firecock posted:

NOPE, JUST GOT IN CONTACT WITH HIM.

2 GRAND.

HOLY poo poo, IT'S HAPPENING.

Wow, what a find. He even asks you to 'make an offer' so you can probably nickle and dime him down to $1500 which would just be amazing.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"Wait, it doesnt come with a scorpion jacket?? You gotta come down a bit man"

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Gotta hear how this ends. Just read the original ad:

quote:

5th gear is a .63 overdrive, axle ratio is 3.73-1.
That's an overdrive.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



Gotta say I like the Vista Cruiser roof, but overall the van fails, because the rear seats don't fold into a bed.

e: Holy crap, Sperglord! Can't wait to hear about it. Hell, I'd pay $2K for that even without the hot-rod engine. That's a primo piece of '80s.

Darchangel fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Nov 13, 2014

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

Sperglord Firecock posted:

Tomorrow, I will be 80's as gently caress.

If you're not burning a CD of Whitesnake and ZZ Top with $2000 in cocaine hundreds laid out next to you then :frogout:

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
I do indeed have the stacks of hundreds, but I am burning a CD of Miami Nights 1984, Starcadian, Kavinsky, and Lazerhawk.

blk
Dec 19, 2009
.
Not cheap and not Limited trim, but this seems like a really good price on a manual FXT - especially a one owner, low mileage car

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Sperglord Firecock posted:

I do indeed have the stacks of hundreds, but I am burning a CD of Miami Nights 1984, Starcadian, Kavinsky, and Lazerhawk.

Don't forget Perturbator.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

atomicthumbs posted:

Don't forget Perturbator.

Or Power Glove

E: also, CDs? What is this the 90's? You need to dub some cassettes man.

Militant Lesbian fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Nov 13, 2014

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Jan Hammer is always the answer for 80's music.

That TA looks like a steal, but the add never mentioned how long it's been sitting or if it runs at all. Dude is 83 I kinda doubt he's been driving it.

If it runs and drives it's gold for sure.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Sperglord Firecock posted:

NOPE, JUST GOT IN CONTACT WITH HIM.

2 GRAND.

HOLY poo poo, IT'S HAPPENING.

Well I'm glad you're buying it so that I don't have to drive 8 hours to come get it myself.

Post tons of pictures, that really is some gold


e; shhh, it runs like a top. It must.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002
The one thing that does concern me about that ad is he says it has a Chevy small block 403 bored out to 407, but the largest SBC is a 400, a 403 is an Olds small block, not Chevy. Which doesn't fit with him having a Corvette cam in there, as there's no such thing for a BOP V8 since Corvettes have never used Olds engines. So either he's got a stroked 400 SBC (the 400 already has siamesed bores and can't be bored out any more than it already is, so the only way to increase displacement is by stroking it) with a 'vette cam, or he's got a BOP 403 bored over with a mystery cam in there.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
We need a "Redneck Engine Identification Chart" where every engine is a Corvette motor. Just like that spy aircraft weather balloon chart.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

HotCanadianChick posted:

The one thing that does concern me about that ad is he says it has a Chevy small block 403 bored out to 407, but the largest SBC is a 400, a 403 is an Olds small block, not Chevy. Which doesn't fit with him having a Corvette cam in there, as there's no such thing for a BOP V8 since Corvettes have never used Olds engines. So either he's got a stroked 400 SBC (the 400 already has siamesed bores and can't be bored out any more than it already is, so the only way to increase displacement is by stroking it) with a 'vette cam, or he's got a BOP 403 bored over with a mystery cam in there.
Good catch, but the simplest explanation is it's a Duramax.

Which would be awesome

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp

Sperglord Firecock posted:

Tomorrow, I will be 80's as gently caress.

Weirdly this was my very first car. It was a actual anniversary addition as well. Though mine had Cragar wheels and had terrible rust as well bad paint.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

revmoo posted:

We need a "Redneck Engine Identification Chart" where every engine is a Corvette motor. Just like that spy aircraft weather balloon chart.

The actual corvette engine will be labeled as a Ecotec, in keeping with journalistic standards.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

revmoo posted:

We need a "Redneck Engine Identification Chart" where every engine is a Corvette motor. Just like that spy aircraft weather balloon chart.

Corvette motor:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

HotCanadianChick posted:

Or Power Glove

E: also, CDs? What is this the 90's? You need to dub some cassettes man.

If it doesn't come with a cassette case full of jams walk.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Sperglord Firecock posted:

I do indeed have the stacks of hundreds, but I am burning a CD of Miami Nights 1984, Starcadian, Kavinsky, and Lazerhawk.

Perfect.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Sperglord Firecock posted:

Tomorrow, I will be 80's as gently caress.

Can you feel your mullet growing already?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Sperglord Firecock posted:

NOPE, JUST GOT IN CONTACT WITH HIM.

2 GRAND.

HOLY poo poo, IT'S HAPPENING.
NEWS???!!

:f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5: :f5:

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

He's gone so 80s he's forgotten about the internet.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Kenshin posted:

He's gone so 80s he's forgotten about the internet.

He's now at 753334,22 and hanging out in the "cars" room of CBSIM.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Kenshin posted:

He's gone so 80s he's forgotten about the internet.
Haha.
Busy posting on compuserve

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Maybe on the way to buy it he found a Topaz instead.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

slidebite posted:

Jesus christ. Like you said, every photo is just :what:

I love how the add says needs bodywork, wiring work but IF HE DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS HE'S GOING TO PAINT IT AND KEEP IT! :mad:

Also where he says 3000.00 IS THE LOWEST PRICE. 3000.00 OR BEST OFFER.



like do these people think that there will be bidding wars over their stupid poo poo?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 210 days!)

leica posted:

Jan Hammer is always the answer for 80's music.

Look at how badly you misspelled Harold Faltermeyer.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

He hasn't posted on the forums since Weds. I guess we just have to face that the whole ad was a lure to rob/kidnap/murder some young guy wanting to get his 80s on.

RIP Sperglord Firecock :(

JukeboxHerostratus
Nov 25, 2009

In the meantime, here's a built-to-order Range Rover, spec'd to SAS requirements, including a roll cage, uzi gun rack, and tie-down hooks for storing in a chinook helicopter.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C559012

It's been carbureted, I'm guessing it's a measure to survive an EMP.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Horse Divorce posted:

In the meantime, here's a built-to-order Range Rover, spec'd to SAS requirements, including a roll cage, uzi gun rack, and tie-down hooks for storing in a chinook helicopter.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C559012

It's been carbureted, I'm guessing it's a measure to survive an EMP.

Her Majesty's Secret Rustspots

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cto/4763596457.html

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

#5 is dead? someone has to buy this and name it Johnny 5 and then build the engine into a sport quattro equivalent

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
89 would have been a 10v turbo right? Meh

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