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I have never used anything other than the sports bikes and have a perfect online win record after a million matches. I am a millionaire and women regularly queue up outside my house to kiss me.
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Is the Excitebike Track's dynamic layout not working at the moment? I've raced on it multiple times both online and offline and the track was exactly the same every time. 
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Nov 14, 2014 01:00
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Mute City is so loving good you guys, omg.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:01
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JordanKai posted:Is the Excitebike Track's dynamic layout not working at the moment? I've raced on it multiple times both online and offline and the track was exactly the same every time.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:04
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JordanKai posted:Is the Excitebike Track's dynamic layout not working at the moment? I've raced on it multiple times both online and offline and the track was exactly the same every time. Surprise!! Online it never changes layout! Also inside drift bikes own and I regularly win with them. Dunno what you nerds are doing but its clearly wrong.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:08
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Is the list of names in the op still active? I want to play, want to populate my friends list, but don't want to waste time adding a bunch of people who are no longer playing. Nnid: Hacksaw
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Nov 14, 2014 01:19
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someone please make an IRC channel like the imps at goonsmash
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Nov 14, 2014 01:25
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There's also the Goonvitational Karts thread, if that's helpful (might be a better place to exchange NNIDs).
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Nov 14, 2014 01:28
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my ability to thoroughly dismantle people at this game soothes me over my inability to beat anyone at smash bros
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Nov 14, 2014 01:29
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:my ability to thoroughly dismantle people at this game soothes me over inability to beat anyone at smash bros
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Nov 14, 2014 01:30
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I at least can blame my Smash failure at the 3DS being incapable of handling precise inputs. I have no excuse for Mario Kart I also won't have an excuse for Smash come next week but whatever.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:35
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:my ability to thoroughly dismantle people at this game soothes me over my inability to beat anyone at smash bros Why not do both?
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Nov 14, 2014 01:38
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_Endgame_ posted:Why not do both? Hi there
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Nov 14, 2014 01:40
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_Endgame_ posted:Why not do both? i'm abstaining from smash until the wii u version comes out because my circle pad is starting to feel very loose
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Nov 14, 2014 01:46
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Cat Peach's horn is the stuff of nightmares. It sounds like an enemy scream from Binding of Isaac.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:46
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Speaking of horns, what is Link's from? Obviously a Zelda game but trying to figure out what it is is bugging the hell out of me.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:47
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Mute City in no way feels like F-Zero but it's still an awesome track.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:48
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SeANMcBAY posted:Speaking of horns, what is Link's from? Obviously a Zelda game but trying to figure out what it is is bugging the hell out of me. It really sounds like the weak point sound from Hyrule Warriors.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:50
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Echophonic posted:Cat Peach's horn is the stuff of nightmares. It sounds like an enemy scream from Binding of Isaac. Yeah I was so confused like its Cat Peach and suddenly GWARGHSDGH like get out from this bike demons.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:00
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I just made a DLC-track-only Goonvitational tournament if anyone's interested.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:27
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All of these tracks are just so godlike  Wario's Gold Mine more than makes up for the abomination that is Grumble Volcano
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Nov 14, 2014 02:31
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Is it me, or does every Mute City 12 player run just descend into an orgy of violence?
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Nov 14, 2014 02:31
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Random Stranger posted:Is it me, or does every Mute City 12 player run just descend into an orgy of violence? That's how you play F-Zero, sir. If 30/30 cross the finish line you're doing something wrong.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:33
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Much like F-Zero then I don't think I ever finished a race without destroying at least a third of the other racers.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:34
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Yeah that's pretty much F-Zero.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:34
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Suspicious Cook posted:That's how you play F-Zero, sir. If 30/30 cross the finish line you're doing something wrong. 30/30? The real F-Zero only has four cars on the track, sir.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:35
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Random Stranger posted:30/30? The real F-Zero only has four cars on the track, sir. You mean the placeholder SNES game until X did it right? 
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Nov 14, 2014 02:36
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Random Stranger posted:30/30? The real F-Zero only has four cars on the track, sir. The only F-Zero games worth discussion are X and GX.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:37
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Random Stranger posted:Is it me, or does every Mute City 12 player run just descend into an orgy of violence? That's how Excitebike has been for me. I can only imagine the choas that baby park stage would cause
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Nov 14, 2014 02:54
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Macaluso posted:That's how Excitebike has been for me. I can only imagine the choas that baby park stage would cause Aha yes, baby park Come to think, MK8 doesn't have any tracks with more/less than 3 laps.
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Nov 14, 2014 03:00
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Ivy posted:Aha yes, baby park Come to think, MK8 doesn't have any tracks with more/less than 3 laps. Mt. Wario and N64 Rainbow Road.
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Nov 14, 2014 03:00
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pokeyman posted:Mt. Wario and N64 Rainbow Road. Those still have 3 parts, though. The lap counter always has 3 sections, I meant to say.
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Nov 14, 2014 03:03
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pokeyman posted:Mt. Wario and N64 Rainbow Road. I don't know why they didn't do more with that from MK7. Were they really not popular? I guess the two Wii Sports levels weren't great, but on the other hand Rainbow Road 7 is the best Mario Kart level of all time and Mount Wario is really super good too so I dunno. I kinda wish there were more one-lap courses in MK8. Or at the very least, I wish the Triforce Cup had Rainbow Road 7 instead of SNES Rainbow Road.
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Nov 14, 2014 03:03
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I was presented with a choice of Bowser's Castle, Mt. Wario, and Mute City. Why couldn't I just vote for all three in succession?
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Nov 14, 2014 03:04
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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:Surprise!! Online it never changes layout! Excitebike does change layout online. It was definitely different the two times it came up for me tonight.
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Nov 14, 2014 03:06
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Looks like tournaments are still screwing up even after all these months and updates...figures. Definitely not an empty room and I got jipped out of a 1st place win on Goldmine judging by the standings.
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Nov 14, 2014 03:07
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robot roll call posted:Excitebike does change layout online. It was definitely different the two times it came up for me tonight. It seems to be the same basic track sections in different orders, so at least its faithful to NES Excitebike.
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Nov 14, 2014 03:45
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So today in single player I had four Marios as my opponents. Mario, Baby Mario, Metal Mario, and Tanooki Mario. So many Marios.
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Nov 14, 2014 03:47
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Twelve by Pies posted:So today in single player I had four Marios as my opponents. Mario, Baby Mario, Metal Mario, and Tanooki Mario. Same with Peach. Crazy stuff.
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You'll hear it here first, world renowned unluckiest Mario Kart player Endgame right here. Single mushrooms in last place while everyone else gets stars and bullet bills. Get 1st place for most of the race? Hope you like 10 red shells down your rear end in a top hat.
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