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dino. posted:Paleo vegan who does crossfit. Atheist paleo vegan who is a picky eater and who does crossfit Edit: and who works in HR
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Nov 14, 2014 15:42
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dino. posted:Nah, I'm not cooking for them. They're posting dumb questions for their special snowflake needs. gently caress that, just link them to google. It's not that hard to find alternatives to everything if you want to be a picky douchebag about it.
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Nov 14, 2014 15:47
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Happy Hat posted:Atheist paleo vegan who is a picky eater and who does crossfit I think you just created a monster. :O
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Nov 14, 2014 16:03
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Every time in which I've ever accommodated some obnoxious loudmouth with those kinds of dietary requirements (conferences, potlucks, business meetings, &c) they've shown up and gone "Oh it's ok I brought my own food!  ", and the special food I bought/prepared for them gets thrown out, because it's disgusting and nobody wants to eat it.
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Nov 14, 2014 16:25
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FGR I could loving kiss you, our Kitcheaid died last month and we were having little luck getting it fixed so that deal you posted was extra amazing.
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Nov 14, 2014 16:31
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Computer viking posted:It's fine to dissect language, just don't ignore that it takes you outside common usage, much like how the people that insist on using the botanical definition of fruits/nuts/berries in a culinary context to prove their mental superiority are being dicks. the only thing left is endlessly chasing your own tail, unable to decide if communication is even possible. Also entirely unproductive and tangential. no man, sorry, you're missing the entire point, or didn't understand my post. and I'm not being a pedantic dick. I'm not dissecting language, I'm saying that seriously theorizing about the purpose of things takes you yourself outside of common usage. at which point you either have to seriously think, use proper logic, and adhere to some scientific rigor. communication is entirely possible, but you actually have to communicate. or just spout off some ridiculous nonsense on the internet and get trolled by people like me. quote:You're completely ignoring the evolutionary aspect for a cheap point, here.... [the continued existence of eggs] is almost certainly because of one or more beneficial or even critical functions to the egg-laying species. ok, maybe you really didn't understand my post, because you're trying to explain why I'm being an idiot by contextualizing. which was exactly what I was saying needed to be done to ascribe something like purpose to poo poo like eggs with any coherency. gj
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Nov 14, 2014 17:04
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Happy Hat posted:the American fighter-poet Sir Mix-a-lot
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Nov 14, 2014 17:39
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dino. posted:Paleo vegan who does crossfit. You know, I'm not usually a scorched Earth kind of guy, but, you know... dino. posted:Nah, I'm not cooking for them. They're posting dumb questions for their special snowflake needs. Tell them they can pack on mass by eating gravel and sucking the lichens off of rocks. No meat, no dairy, no fat, no sugar, no carbs, and no gluten. And you can't get much more paleo than barely subsisting off of literal rocks.
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Nov 14, 2014 18:21
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Happy Hat posted:Atheist paleo vegan who is a picky eater and who does crossfit This person could not exist. Their head would explode the first time they met another person, because they wouldn't be able to decide which of those things to point out first. There were vegans in Paleolithic times. They were called aurochs. Humans ate them. You know what you must do dino..
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Nov 14, 2014 18:34
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bartolimu posted:This person could not exist. I know this person. I have never invited them over for food. Ever. On purpose.
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Nov 14, 2014 19:30
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They'd be the easiest to feed though, just give them a bowl of uncracked nuts and 2 rocks. That way they can get their workout cracking their nuts the way early homo-sapiens did it.
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Nov 14, 2014 19:54
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Edit: I guess I should say  Who needs rocks when you're paleo-fit?That's how our caveman ancestors did it. Adenoid Dan fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Nov 14, 2014 |
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Nov 14, 2014 20:12
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Rocks? loving pussies. Real (wo)men crack nuts against each other in their hands. I brought in a bag of unshelled pecans from my family's farm to work, showed my co-workers and students how to crack nuts in their hand and they just stared at me and used their teeth instead  Going back down there to pick more next week, this is the most magical time of year.
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Nov 14, 2014 20:13
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Does GWS have a nose to tail thread? I got a couple pigs ears I haven't decided what to do with yet.
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Nov 15, 2014 00:27
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Casu Marzu posted:Does GWS have a nose to tail thread? I got a couple pigs ears I haven't decided what to do with yet. Smoked?
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Nov 15, 2014 00:29
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Smoked? If you're asking what state they're in, I just hacked em off the skull this morning.
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Nov 15, 2014 00:38
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Casu Marzu posted:Does GWS have a nose to tail thread? I got a couple pigs ears I haven't decided what to do with yet.
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Nov 15, 2014 00:44
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I'm not sure what my grandfather would have been upset with: that I went on a lunch date with a gay vegan, or that I blew 200 bucks on mushrooms.
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Nov 15, 2014 00:45
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Boil them to tenderize them a little bit then slice very, very thin and fry with a light batter.
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Nov 15, 2014 00:52
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Casu Marzu posted:If you're asking what state they're in, I just hacked em off the skull this morning. Do that Thai salad with boiled pig ear, lime juice, herbs, and such. Good use for very fresh ear. Though to be fair I like to smoke mine for later use as bean flavoring and/or dog treats.
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Nov 15, 2014 00:52
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Squashy Nipples posted:I'm not sure what my grandfather would have been upset with: that I went on a lunch date with a gay vegan, or that I blew 200 bucks on mushrooms. To be fair I'm not a gay vegan hooker, and those matsutake dishes were soooo good. And don't forget the fancy tea. Edit: next time I'll cook. :3
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Nov 15, 2014 03:31
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Noooooooo! There is a local ice cream shop that makes their ice cream from scratch. They always have dairy free options, sorbet and coconut milk flavours. I stopped by yesterday and grabbed my husband their salted caramel, and myself their older seasonal that they are almost out of - plain chocolate, and their newest one, coffee. Only I grabbed the wrong coffee - I grabbed the regular old dairy riddled coffee ice cream. I just took a bite and put my bowl down, and about a minute later my stomach was like WHOA WHOA WHOA, WHAT THE gently caress?! Now I'm not gonna poo poo for days 
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Nov 15, 2014 03:50
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I Got a tooth pulled on Wednesday and have been poping vicodens like a loving champ so what up my non-pooping buddy! In other news, still undecided over getting a proper implant or a cheesy loving gold tooth. Kinda want the gold tooth.
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Nov 15, 2014 04:25
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Get the gold tooth.
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Nov 15, 2014 04:52
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I don't think I've ever met someone with a gold tooth and thought to myself "well, he seems like a nice chap." I think the guy from Home Alone made me forever distrustful of them.
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Nov 15, 2014 05:00
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Get the gold tooth. Nope.
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Nov 15, 2014 05:16
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Drink and Fight posted:Nope. Depends on which tooth. Molar? Sure.
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Nov 15, 2014 05:49
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Drink and Fight posted:Nope. You have no sense of adventure or narrative.
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Nov 15, 2014 07:14
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Three People on Trial for Eating and Selling Human Flesh Pastries http://www.eater.com/2014/11/14/7221367/three-people-on-trial-for-eating-and-selling-human-flesh-pastries They should turn this into a musical
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Nov 15, 2014 08:15
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I can't tell if the holiday thread is trolling me about stuffing or not. The three responses were boxed, croutons in a bag, and jiffy cornbread.
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Nov 15, 2014 08:51
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:I can't tell if the holiday thread is trolling me about stuffing or not. The three responses were boxed, croutons in a bag, and jiffy cornbread. You are more than welcome to make your own cornbread from scratch, or make your own bread for the stuffing, or whatever else. Many people take shortcuts at Thanksgiving because there is a ton going on. Pre-dried out bread and some simple cornbread mix is not going to ruin your stuffing, dude. And no you're not being trolled, you're just not liking how people make their stuffing, I guess.
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Nov 15, 2014 09:11
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Cutting a loaf of bread into cubes and toasting it is hardly a dent in the holiday bustle considering you can do it the day before (or even lazier just cube and leave the bread out to get stale and dry!).
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Nov 15, 2014 09:25
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:Cutting a loaf of bread into cubes and toasting it is hardly a dent in the holiday bustle considering you can do it the day before (or even lazier just cube and leave the bread out to get stale and dry!). OK, so just replace "bread cubes" in a recipe with "buy bread and toast." You asked people for stuffing recipes, and people are telling you what they do. It's not like they're telling you to use onion soup mix or some poo poo.
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Nov 15, 2014 09:28
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I take it back then, all hail Jiffy.
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Nov 15, 2014 09:31
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:I take it back then, all hail Jiffy. Eyerolllllllllll
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Nov 15, 2014 09:37
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:I can't tell if the holiday thread is trolling me about stuffing or not. The three responses were boxed, croutons in a bag, and jiffy cornbread. My mother uses packaged stuffing croutons because it's what she grew up with, so it's what I grew up with, and I'll admit that there's some guilty nostalgia in eating (a lot of) it. Relatedly, I did a spatchcocked chicken for my parents a few weeks ago and they went nuts for it, but my mother about bit my head off when I suggested spatchcocking the turkey this year because that'd mean we couldn't do the stuffing "right." I guess it'll be another year of cotton-flavored white meat. I might make spatchcocked turkey over a stuffing casserole between Thanksgiving and Christmas to see if I can't convince her though.
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Nov 15, 2014 09:41
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Daeren posted:My mother uses packaged stuffing croutons because it's what she grew up with, so it's what I grew up with, and I'll admit that there's some guilty nostalgia in eating (a lot of) it. You can roast the stuffing in the same pan under the spatchcocked bird, if that makes her any more accepting. Look up Kenji's recipe on SeriousEats for roast turkey breast on stuffing. Pretty much the same idea, I don't see why doing it with a whole spatchcocked bird would be much different.
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Nov 15, 2014 09:45
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Serious question on turkeys... How does wild turkey taste like? Is it different than farm bred? More gamy?
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Nov 15, 2014 10:28
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 It tastes of caramel and vanilla with notes of honey and oranges
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Why would it matter if you use crutons from a bag or toast your own for stuffing? It's just dry bread that will turn into mush anyway. Why does the original form of it matter? Also, have some Scandinavian themed food porn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksEcQhcNIA
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