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Nomad175
Oct 14, 2012

By not beating me, he has beaten me.

CPL593H posted:

Why do people like Dumb and Dumber so much? The Farrelly Brothers are pretty terrible and it's basically a shittier version of Beavis and Butthead.

People are stupid.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Maybe because Beavis and Butthead owned.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Maybe because Beavis and Butthead owned.

But that's my point. Dumb and Dumber is basically a not good version of that made by guys who didn;t really get what was funny about it in the first place.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
They weren't really going for the same thing though.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007



Arnold Schwarzenegger to Nicholas Cage is a hell of a swing.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Sir Kodiak posted:

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Nicholas Cage is a hell of a swing.

I'm more intrigued at the idea of Arnold in Face/Off in place of John Travolta.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

CPL593H posted:

Why do people like Dumb and Dumber so much? The Farrelly Brothers are pretty terrible and it's basically a shittier version of Beavis and Butthead.

it's funny & jeff daniels poops a lot

there's something about mary is very good too.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I'm more intrigued at the idea of Arnold in Face/Off in place of John Travolta.

Nicholas Cage can probably do a killer Schwarzenegger impression.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

axleblaze posted:

Don't put Dickeye in charge of anything please.

I can't make BSS or ADTRW worse than they already are.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Arnold in Face Off is interesting but nothing compared to Cronenberg/Richard Dreyfus on Total Recall.

I don't actually know if they were ever attached to it together but they both were at one point.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Lichard Soultax Lieanka I'm still waiting to be made a mod where is my star

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FishBulb posted:

Arnold in Face Off is interesting but nothing compared to Cronenberg/Richard Dreyfus on Total Recall.

I don't actually know if they were ever attached to it together but they both were at one point.

My favorite alternate history movie is that 1950's George Orwell Orson Welles Batman hoax from a few years back.

Edit:

Literally The Worst posted:

Lichard Soultax Lieanka I'm still waiting to be made a mod where is my star
I think this is the point we start saying settle down Dickeye.

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Nov 16, 2014

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Skwirl posted:

My favorite alternate history movie is that 1950's George Orwell Batman hoax from a few years back.

I assume this is the Orson Welles Batman thing? Because Orwell would be even better.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




The Lego movie was pretty good

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

morestuff posted:

I assume this is the Orson Welles Batman thing? Because Orwell would be even better.

No idea what you're talking about.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

zVxTeflon posted:

The Lego movie was pretty good

Yeah it was funny and I liked it.

TwistedLadder
Mar 16, 2011

The only Disney Princess with a body count... in the thousands.
Have you seen Stretch? It's on Netflix. Go watch Stretch.

I had no idea Chris Pine had that in him.

spaceships
Aug 4, 2005

i love too dumptruck

guacamole aficionado
that's not the first time joe carnahan has done wondrous things with chris pine.

spaceships
Aug 4, 2005

i love too dumptruck

guacamole aficionado
but yes, loving watch stretch. it's an immense ride.

edit: patrick wilson delivers dialogue like it ain't no thang.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Hell, he gets a good performance from a cast-against-type Jessica Alba.

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
If I ever rape someone, I'm going to whisper in their ear, "I'm doing this because you remind me of TwistedLadder", and it will be hilarious. Then I will put my thumbs through their loving eyes so my neckbeard will be the last thing they ever see.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

gently caress off and die.

Alfred P. Pseudonym fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Nov 16, 2014

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!
do not taunt sad boring cube

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
In the past six months I've gone from thinking that casual sexism was really bad and that people should be more polite on the internet even if it meant fewer funni joeks were to be had to sincerely wanting to rape people out of spite. I have this thread to thank! You have inspired me! I dedicate all my potential future rapes to you.

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
Feelin really jazzed about rape.

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
It makes me extremely happy to think that 1 out of 6 women have to deal with sexual assault, because they deserve it for being friends with people like you.

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
I hope someone rapes Lowtax's 8yo daughter and it becomes a meme.

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
Seriously imagine holding someone down and slowly pressing your thumb into their eye until it pops.

spaceships
Aug 4, 2005

i love too dumptruck

guacamole aficionado
imagine having friends

you can't, can you

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
Rape is both rad and dope.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

yawn

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
I had friends, but then I raped them.

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!

Nothappy Notfun posted:

I had friends, but then I raped them.

This explains everything.

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
Now we are rapefriends.

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
The only thing funnier than raping adult women is raping little boys.

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
If I ever meet the guy who raped TwistedLadder I will buy him a beer and tell him good job.

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!
The ignore function isn't perfect but it's pretty dope.

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
I'm going to register a new account every day just so I can talk about how cool rape is. This credit card has a $5k limit.

Nothappy Notfun
Nov 16, 2014

by Ion Helmet
OMG I had just had a great idea... Rape avatars for everyone!

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Cool, please do it and then kill yourself because you're too far in debt in a capitalist society

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