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PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
The best is when people say "I BET IF HE WAS WEARING A SHIRT WITH SEXY GUYS ON IT NO ONE WOULD COMPLAIN". Like if someone was on national TV in a Tom of Finland shirt people wouldn't flip their poo poo.

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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Honestly the only news I've seen on the "Nerd with the bad shirt" is from men complaining about "feminists" talking about it. However I haven't seen anyone actually complaining about the poo poo.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

The best is still all the people posting at length about how much they don't care about Kim Kardashian's arse/the shirt. If it wasn't for people saying how much more important the Rosetta landing was I literally wouldn't have heard about it. (The bum, not the landing)

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Hold on a loving minute. Can we loving go back to this? What the gently caress

Is there any kind of follow up to this, specifically about the baby getting taken the gently caress away from her and her going to jail?? Like Number 1 rule you learn about babies is DON'T SHAKE THEM. What the gently caress.

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

Macaluso posted:

Hold on a loving minute. Can we loving go back to this? What the gently caress

Is there any kind of follow up to this, specifically about the baby getting taken the gently caress away from her and her going to jail?? Like Number 1 rule you learn about babies is DON'T SHAKE THEM. What the gently caress.

It's a thing in Russia. People pay this lady to perform baby yoga on their babies. None of those babies are actually hers.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Praseodymi posted:

The best is still all the people posting at length about how much they don't care about Kim Kardashian's arse/the shirt. If it wasn't for people saying how much more important the Rosetta landing was I literally wouldn't have heard about it. (The bum, not the landing)

The only time I've seen that picture reposted is from people complaining about it. When will people realize the only reason the Kardashians are popular is from people hating on them?

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

PUGGERNAUT posted:

The only time I've seen that picture reposted is from people complaining about it. When will people realize the only reason the Kardashians are popular is from people hating on them?

It's amazing. I've seen so many people bitching because the magazine she posed nude in (I'm all about dat rear end so that photoshoot was A-OK with me) had the headline of something like "BREAKING THE INTERNET" and a billion people are like UH NO I DON'T THINK SO SHE'S NOT GONNA BREAK THE INTERNET WHO EVEN IS SHE, and they don't at all see the irony. People HATE Kim Kardashian for, what seems like to me, no real good reason, I kind of feel bad for her at this point.

Like I see the tabloids all the time basically saying "what is that whore doing being a mother??" and then I see a magazine that is like "kim kardashian is SPOILING her son. Will he grow up normal??" and it's like are you serious

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

Macaluso posted:

People HATE Kim Kardashian for, what seems like to me, no real good reason, I kind of feel bad for her at this point.

Why would you feel bad for her for this? It's her entire business model; hatred caused by fame caused by more hatred in an infinite loop.

Quantumfate
Feb 17, 2009

Angered & displeased, he went to the Blessed One and, on arrival, insulted & cursed him with rude, harsh words.

When this was said, the Blessed One said to him:


"Motherfucker I will -end- you"


quote:

never taken no drat pill n still never been knocked up either. Lol. but in all seriousness, pharmaceuticals are incredibly detrimental to health. There are many holistic approaches like using certain herbs; for not getting pregnant for a certain length of time, permanently sterilize oneself or to bring about a miscarriage (instead of the alternative, getting scraped by machine). Women can take back their bodies and the majik therein, and work together without the help of manmade corporations selling poo poo products to womyn. All this hoorah about birth control day, what a gimmick, the side affects and bodily damage are terrible. Sure not every dude knows how to pull out but hey, there are so many things on this planet hat can be put to use.. That native cultures have used for thousands of years... We are trained to take a pill, to go see someone when we cough and sneeze, to take medication without questioning what it is, inject a substance into our bodies because its merely suggested. If we weren't trained like cattle and instead, aspired to be a self reliant species like the ones who came long before us, we could figure poo poo out for ourselves and have some integrity in this great living organism, the Earth and all of the vast array of offerings.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
The shirt was just annoying because science is cool and it sucks when people act super unprofessional and confirm stereotypes of science guys being gross nerds. It's like you'd never see a lawyer at a press conference dressed in a Jimmy Buffet themed Hawaiian shirt because it's unprofessional as hell. The shirt could have had half naked dudes on it or it could have had flames and Gokus, it's still a guy doing a press release for a major institution announcing a really cool bit of stuff they've done in poo poo clothes.

Kay Kessler
May 9, 2013

El Estrago Bonito posted:

The shirt was just annoying because science is cool and it sucks when people act super unprofessional and confirm stereotypes of science guys being gross nerds. It's like you'd never see a lawyer at a press conference dressed in a Jimmy Buffet themed Hawaiian shirt because it's unprofessional as hell. The shirt could have had half naked dudes on it or it could have had flames and Gokus, it's still a guy doing a press release for a major institution announcing a really cool bit of stuff they've done in poo poo clothes.

Apparently he wore that shirt because his girlfriend designed it and he wanted her to see him wearing it on national television.

This whole thing is turning into the puffy shirt episode of Seinfeld.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Kay Kessler posted:

Apparently he wore that shirt because his girlfriend designed it and he wanted her to see him wearing it on national television.

This whole thing is turning into the puffy shirt episode of Seinfeld.

I feel like someone needs to have a talk with her about the "just because you can doesn't mean you should" aspect of design. Because holy poo poo, that thing is ugly.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Kay Kessler posted:

Apparently he wore that shirt because his girlfriend designed it and he wanted her to see him wearing it on national television.

This whole thing is turning into the puffy shirt episode of Seinfeld.

"But I don't wanna be a neckbeard!"

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

It's because of all the chemicals in medicine!!!!! :rant:

And wow, "majik" is a new one. Is it some kind of pastime to come up with new, stupider spellings for that word?

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
I honestly thought it was a typo since it was so full of typos. But then again, I've seen stupider mispellings of magic.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


I read clan of the cave bear in 8th grade too.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Taking chemically active preparations in standardized doses is bad. Just cramming chemically active herbal preparations willy nilly into your body is awesome! Why, sure, random stranger, I'll take that pennyroyal. How much should I take? A bunch? Well, all righty then. (Brain damage ensues.)

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

AlbieQuirky posted:

Taking chemically active preparations in standardized doses is bad. Just cramming chemically active herbal preparations willy nilly into your body is awesome! Why, sure, random stranger, I'll take that pennyroyal. How much should I take? A bunch? Well, all righty then. (Brain damage ensues.)

Well, plants come from nature, and pharmaceuticals are manufactured from poisonous ether in massive, smoke-billowing early 20th century factories. Nature = good, things touched by the taint of machines = bad

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS





I like how the bit under the headline basically goes "We're not SAYING this poo poo was made up... but, yeah, it's totally made up."

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

A woman dressed in that fashion probably isn't going to do much speaking in public at all, in my experience. Maybe her son or another male family member who is escorting her around, but not her.

RyuujinBlueZ
Oct 9, 2007

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

A woman dressed in that fashion probably isn't going to do much speaking in public at all, in my experience. Maybe her son or another male family member who is escorting her around, but not her.

I've actually interacted with several dressed much like that. It seems to depend mostly on their age. The older women are a little more hesitant, but will still speak for themselves (as much as they can, if their English is bad) while younger women will be pretty outgoing all the same. I see a lot of Muslims, actually, and I've never once had a woman defer to her husband in conversation, and my job requires I interact with almost everyone I see.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


The point doesn't even make sense though. What do Canadian soldiers in Iraq have to do with Free Speech rights in Canada? Like, I don't doubt plenty of Canadian Solders died defending Canada's rights, but that doesn't really apply to much to the middle east situation?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

I thought Canada didn't have any rights because it was still part of the Empire, like where the Queen's corgis get let out to poop outside or something.

Lethemonster
Aug 5, 2009

I was hiding under your bench because I don't want to work out
A Muslim woman put back in her place: being told to shut the gently caress up by a man.

If you're going to make that Islamophobic poo poo up at least try and make it interesting or something. Say they pulled off their burqa to reveal an alien or something, don't stop at ham handed racism.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

What really pisses me off about it is that I have worked personally with a lot of landed immigrants, doing censuses and other jobs in predominantly immigrant neighbourhoods, which is where I live too, and they loving LOVE Canada. A lot of them have Canadian flags in their yards. They're super enthusiastic in completing the census because we acknowledge them as Canadian and it makes them bloody proud. They start conversations with me discussing things like the weather at bus stops. They're perfectly regular people. Posts like that are complete bullshit xenophobic racist garbage. I hate it so much.

I saw it posted by a friend on my page, and someone said "I don't care if it didn't happen, it should!!!1!" They don't realize that these allegedly horrible immigrants are some of the nicest, most patriotic people they'd ever meet, if they ever bothered to actually loving meet one for once. They just happen to retain other aspects of their culture, and all we do is judge them for it without actually getting to know them.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Lethemonster posted:

A Muslim woman put back in her place: being told to shut the gently caress up by a white man.

Fixed this.

Also, Canada was part of the Britain which practically set up the scene for all the violence in the middle east by making arbitrary borders.

El Anansi
Jan 27, 2008
It's a pissant point re: anti-Muslim prejudice, but the universalization of (various misspellings of) the burqa always irks me. That's a real specific garment, the headcovering with a big mesh over the eyes and it's kind of poofy at the top. It's also worn precisely nowhere in the Arab world--it's a strictly central asian phenomenon. The woman in the article's picture is wearing a niqab, which is the full veil most common in the Gulf, and the abaya, which is the loose gown. It's like the "save the Muslim women" rhetoric got so fired up for Afghanistan that they never bothered to update it when we started agitating for invading Arab countries.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

I'm reminded of this article from The Onion

[SATIRE] http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-baby-dont-want-no-medicine,10757/

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

RyuujinBlueZ posted:

I've actually interacted with several dressed much like that. It seems to depend mostly on their age. The older women are a little more hesitant, but will still speak for themselves (as much as they can, if their English is bad) while younger women will be pretty outgoing all the same. I see a lot of Muslims, actually, and I've never once had a woman defer to her husband in conversation, and my job requires I interact with almost everyone I see.

Fair enough. I purposely qualified that it's just been my experience, since I knew someone would have a completely opposite anecdote :v:

Working in retail as I currently do, though, is where my experience in this comes from. Maybe it's less a "won't talk to men" thing and more a "my 9-year-old son is the one with better english" thing, as you say.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



Saw this on a post about things to do for Christmas in my city. The train complaint is about a nation-wide foodbank drive that consists of a CPRail train covered in lights driving across the country, and you bring a food donation when it shows up. A truly horrible, anti-Christian event.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
jewsnews.co.il, your unbiased source for news about Muslims.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org


Yeah but how do I call my mom, God?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Cage posted:



Yeah but how do I call my mom, God?

but the handsets always busy touching my dong.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
Why is there a smurf?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Stottie Kyek posted:

Why is there a smurf?

For the same reason Tweety Bird is in a whole bunch of these.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Brainy Smurf has accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Cage posted:



Yeah but how do I call my mom, God?

Why are these sorts of images always so badly compressed?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Because they get saved and recompressed many, many times by people who don't understand how compression works. I think the biggest contributor is people who don't right-click and save as, but screenshot and crop. That way you compress the already compressed information further and over a few iterations it turns out ugly.

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Because they get saved and recompressed many, many times by people who don't understand how compression works. I think the biggest contributor is people who don't right-click and save as, but screenshot and crop. That way you compress the already compressed information further and over a few iterations it turns out ugly.

I don't understand how people get into the habit of doing that. It's so much more time-consuming.

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