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Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Yuriy posted:

gee, it's almost like an injured fighter tends to eat like they're not injured despite not being able to work off their weight

basically you're loving retarded

Are you seriously suggesting that he didn't know eating while not exercising was going to cause him to gain weight?

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Are you seriously suggesting that he didn't know eating while not exercising was going to cause him to gain weight?

Look at what happens to most athletes when they retire, it's not a question of not knowing

When athletic people get injured or are unable to work out and maintain the routines they had as athletes, they balloon up.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Yuriy posted:

Look at what happens to most athletes when they retire, it's not a question of not knowing

When athletic people get injured or are unable to work out and maintain the routines they had as athletes, they balloon up.

And it is nobody's fault but their own.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Tezcatlipoca posted:

And it is nobody's fault but their own.

Have you tried going past a McDonalds and not ordering 3 mcmuffins, 2 mcflurries and 2 large chocolate milkshakes, putting them in a big bowl and mashing them up with a wooden spoon?!?! It's fine on cheat day and everyday is cheat day when you are injured.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

willie_dee posted:

Have you tried going past a McDonalds and not ordering 3 mcmuffins, 2 mcflurries and 2 large chocolate milkshakes, putting them in a big bowl and mashing them up with a wooden spoon?!?! It's fine on cheat day and everyday is cheat day when you are injured.

Has JT found any chocolate oranges on public transportation lately?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Former PRIDE boss Sakakibara was at the Bellator show last night, Coker says he's been having talks with him. I know there's a NYE show in Japan this year but there's no way they put together a card anyone wants to see, and there's no way anyone in Japan can get on TV, and even if they do nobody cares anymore. What's going on?

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Scott Coker is exactly what would happen if someone gave a goon a large amount of money and told them to run an MMA promotion.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
false, I'd have Genki Sudo be the Lord Executor of the promotion watching all fights from an elevated platform that doubles as a time travel device while he is flanked by the World Order

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

maffew buildings posted:

false, I'd have Genki Sudo be the Lord Executor of the promotion watching all fights from an elevated platform that doubles as a time travel device while he is flanked by the World Order

How much money do you need to make this happen?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bluedeanie posted:

Scott Coker is exactly what would happen if someone gave a goon a large amount of money and told them to run an MMA promotion.

Well if the only requirement was they had to hire Tito Ortiz.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
The Bellator show Saturday night set a ratings, gate, and attendance record for Bellator. 1.8 million viewers for Tito/Bonnar (the fight itself), but may have peaked at 2 million. Number two MMA show in all of TV for 2014 and number two for its timeslot in the 18-49 demo.

In other words, it was a massive success.

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

ChampRamp posted:

The Bellator show Saturday night set a ratings, gate, and attendance record for Bellator. 1.8 million viewers for Tito/Bonnar (the fight itself), but may have peaked at 2 million. Number two MMA show in all of TV for 2014 and number two for its timeslot in the 18-49 demo.

In other words, it was a massive success.

Hack kills. And there's nothing hackier than Bonnar/Ortiz in 2014.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Former PRIDE boss Sakakibara was at the Bellator show last night, Coker says he's been having talks with him. I know there's a NYE show in Japan this year but there's no way they put together a card anyone wants to see, and there's no way anyone in Japan can get on TV, and even if they do nobody cares anymore. What's going on?

Probably completely unrelated to Sakakibara because an actual big TV company is involved, but Lmfao

quote:

The new promotion is called "Ganryujima," which is named after a small Japanese island best known as the site of a duel to the death in 1612 between legendary master swordsman Miyamoto Musashi (who the former kickboxer was named after) and Sasaki Kojiro. In more recent times, the island was used for televised pro wrestling spectacular grudge matches held without a ring or cage, known as Jungle Death matches.

Sadaharu Tanikawa, who ran the K-1 kickboxing promotion from 2003 until its closing in 2012, will be heading the promotion, which is being backed by the Fuji Network.

[...]

The rules explained at the press conference in Tokyo are that it will be a MMA fighting, but without submissions. The matches will be held in a flat circle, similar to sumo, with no ring or a cage. Punching will be allowed on the ground. Wrestling is allowed, but submissions are eliminated. There will be quick stand-ups from lack of punching on the ground, as the ground work will be allowed only if their is an attempt to finish the fight.

it's the loving original elite xc concept in a sumo ring :cawg:

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Fighters that people know fighting each other .... wow maybe this is the secret to get people to watch stuff not lying about how good everyone is on cards in the wee hours of the morning

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Bundt Cake posted:

Fighters that people know fighting each other .... wow maybe this is the secret to get people to watch stuff not lying about how good everyone is on cards in the wee hours of the morning

how do they become known though

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
put them on tv repeatedly and have them fight, and have those fights be memorable

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Probably completely unrelated to Sakakibara because an actual big TV company is involved, but Lmfao


it's the loving original elite xc concept in a sumo ring :cawg:

You had Chael Sonnen at "no submissions"

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
I was saying that the Bellator card had more star power than the UFC PPV and it looks like that was reflected in ratings so I'm not disagreeing, it's just that I get that building guys up and creating name fighters is hard so I can tolerate the bad UFC shilling

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

LobsterMobster posted:

You had Chael Sonnen at "no submissions"

Overseas where you can pump yourself full of anything you want and no submissions?

Finally the right venue for Sonnen/Wandy

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
i think the shilling has become detrimental because every single guy is supposedly so good, then half of them fight like total poo poo, so a casual viewer is just like, all these guys are good but being good at mma actually sucks.

I am actually surprised that many people watching Tito v Bonnar since both guys are so washed up

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Washed up, sure

Still have more name recognition than like everything but the top 2-3 fights on the majority of UFC cards and they don't have the audacity to charge 60$ to watch a stupid fight i.e. chris cariaso

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
UFC is definitely selling total poo poo right now. I can barely bring myself to watch even the relatively good cards. I can't watch B league anymore either because most the fighters Id be interested in are basically outclassing every guy they fight, and Ive just reached a threshold for enjoying bad MMA in my life. I check out really good matches like chandler v alvarez but thats about it.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Yuriy posted:

Washed up, sure

Still have more name recognition than like everything but the top 2-3 fights on the majority of UFC cards and they don't have the audacity to charge 60$ to watch a stupid fight i.e. chris cariaso

That card owned though

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Remember, the people who are watching it to see what kind of train wreck that it'll be are still people watching it.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
If Bellator can actually draw eyeballs I wonder how willing the UFC will be to deviate from the schedule they announced a year in advance in order to counter-programme

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Triticum Guzzler posted:

If Bellator can actually draw eyeballs I wonder how willing the UFC will be to deviate from the schedule they announced a year in advance in order to counter-programme

They might not want to because what if they lost

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

lol Bonnar got totally punked by Tito

Stephan Bonnar posted:

But the “American Psycho” said his exhaustion during the fight’s latter half was worsened by a bad night’s sleep. He suspects his opponent might have pulled the oldest trick in the book on him.

“One of the reasons I was tired was some bizarre s–t was going down the night before,” Bonnar said. “I was asleep, and there’s like a pounding on my door, and it’s a pizza delivery guy.

“I go back to sleep, (but) my room phone keeps ringing, like, what the f–k? I took it off the hook, I go back to sleep, and all of a sudden, there’s people knocking on my door again. It’s three girls saying they’re my biggest fans saying they want to hang out. It was really bizarre.

“So at 5 in the morning, I ended up going next door to Motel 6 and getting a room there so I could sleep. I can’t say Tito did this, but it was just really bizarre that that happened.”
Also the article suggests that we may get Tito vs The NSane1 in the future :allears:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Three girls seek him out in the middle of the night and then all of a sudden he's got a room at the hotel six away from prying eyes, shows up the next day with cardio probs. Mmmm hmmm.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bundt Cake posted:

Fighters that people know fighting each other .... wow maybe this is the secret to get people to watch stuff not lying about how good everyone is on cards in the wee hours of the morning


I agree with your overall point, but nobody knows or cares about Stephan Bonnar. If he was still in UFC he'd be on the prelims getting crushed by Maldonado or whatever.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It cannot be overstated how terrible Bonnar is at fighting. Also trash talking. Also just speaking in general in that offensive nasally voice.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries


Trip back to the colonies lads

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache
Rob Emerson is fighting in the Shooto S Cup 65 kg tournament. First opponent is Mosab Amrani. Tournament also includes Kevin Ross and Pornsaneh Sitmonchai. Emerson gon' get starched and I am just fine with that.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
bellator averaged 1.2 million, which would put it at a tie for the 21st most watched ufc prelim. i don't know how much promotional effort was put towards the show, but when you consider the costs associated with it + the fact that there was no ppv afterwards to actually make the lions share of hte money its sort of silly to consider it a major success. spiketv cards get better viewership than fox sports cards, for a bunch of reasons and very few of htem have anything to do with product quality. plus spiketv advertising dollars are worth far less than fs1 dollars

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Rampage on UFC: 'stay with the devil you know'

I get the sense that Rampage wants to fight in a promotion that will give him a belt, 6 figure paycheck, and cans to crush all while he can eat whatever he wants and not train at all.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Rampage should just become the Bellator Heavyweight Champion.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


1st AD posted:

Rampage should just become the Bellator Heavyweight Champion.

This was funny until I stopped to think about it for a moment. I'm on board.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

CommonShore posted:

This was funny until I stopped to think about it for a moment. I'm on board.

Plus maybe it'll draw out the true Bellator HW champion, Cole Konrad

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ChampRamp posted:

The Bellator show Saturday night set a ratings, gate, and attendance record for Bellator. 1.8 million viewers for Tito/Bonnar (the fight itself), but may have peaked at 2 million. Number two MMA show in all of TV for 2014 and number two for its timeslot in the 18-49 demo.

In other words, it was a massive success.

Number 2 on cable, it is obviously behind all of the UFC on Fox specials.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:

MassRafTer posted:

Number 2 on cable, it is obviously behind all of the UFC on Fox specials.

The press release said on all of television this year, but this makes more sense.

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

CommonShore posted:

This was funny until I stopped to think about it for a moment. I'm on board.

Yeah it isn't really a joke, he probably easily wins that belt unless he lets his eating get way out of control.

Either way, it's funny and I'd watch it.

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