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karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

Noyemi K posted:

Also, I'm tempted to share this one, just to see if my right-winger friends would like/share this unironically:


Please do this and let me know how it goes.

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Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy

CeramicPig posted:


I hate stupid poo poo like this but why is the cat filing its paw? To have super sensitive pads?


Which one of you made this? It came up unironically on my wall

It's from this commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*


It's me, I'm the idiot on social media.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
loving hell, you were presumably only just loving looking at his name in the fake news story, go back and check the spelling.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pilchenstein posted:

loving hell, you were presumably only just loving looking at his name in the fake news story, go back and check the spelling.

Sorry, I want to express my condolences, but I don't want to spend a lot of time doing it.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Noyemi K posted:

Also, I'm tempted to share this one, just to see if my right-winger friends would like/share this unironically:


I haven't trusted Snoopy since he started selling insurance.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Debra and whatever Kevin James' wife was called were loving harpies.

Still would, though.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I have on friend who cannot shut up about being a literal gay stereotype, and the other day he posted this:


Translation of the last comment:
"Nah. He's in an open relationship.. but it would just have been better if it was a guy and not a girl.. but but, to each his own"

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Danish Three Olives?

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
Atheists in the Deep South are much like atheists in middle school, except the people who posted these are in their 30s-50s.







Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Rucksack 2K14 posted:

Atheists in the Deep South are much like atheists in middle school, except the people who posted these are in their 30s-50s.



That's completely accurate though?

Well, not the "Muslim beards" bit.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Idiots on Social Media: That not true i just google. It

scorpiobean
Dec 22, 2004

I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.
Lately, I've been getting interested in science literacy/outreach and as such, I've recently followed Science Babe and Chow Babe facebook pages as they try to address misconceptions people have about things like GMOs and vaccines. (I've been considering setting up a page like this myself) One of their favorite targets is the Food Babe who goes around "teaching" people about food and health. This picture sums up the grasp of her scientific knowledge:



It scares me that people listen to her and take her seriously...

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


Man, only 50% nitrogen? I wonder what they're replacing it with :v:

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

scorpiobean posted:

Lately, I've been getting interested in science literacy/outreach and as such, I've recently followed Science Babe and Chow Babe facebook pages as they try to address misconceptions people have about things like GMOs and vaccines. (I've been considering setting up a page like this myself) One of their favorite targets is the Food Babe who goes around "teaching" people about food and health. This picture sums up the grasp of her scientific knowledge:



It scares me that people listen to her and take her seriously...

She should try breathing pure oxygen for a few days and see how it goes.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Don't let those people hear how much our own atmosphere has been withholding oxygen!

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

scorpiobean posted:

Lately, I've been getting interested in science literacy/outreach and as such, I've recently followed Science Babe and Chow Babe facebook pages as they try to address misconceptions people have about things like GMOs and vaccines. (I've been considering setting up a page like this myself) One of their favorite targets is the Food Babe who goes around "teaching" people about food and health. This picture sums up the grasp of her scientific knowledge:



It scares me that people listen to her and take her seriously...

~*Food and Aviation Expert*~

It's like Richard but way less cool.

scorpiobean
Dec 22, 2004

I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.

Maker Of Shoes posted:

~*Food and Aviation Expert*~

It's like Richard but way less cool.



poo poo, but now I want that job. That and "cake historian"

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
What do these titles even mean? I have to assume these guys are actually just historians, economists, and/or anthropologists of varying specialties and it's someone's job to go "what the dumbest way I can express this?".

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Byzantine posted:

That's completely accurate though?

Well, not the "Muslim beards" bit.

Or the Bin Laden and Duck Dynasty dudes being representative of their religions bit. Or the 15-year-old brides bit. Or the word "Christianist."

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

senrath posted:

Man, only 50% nitrogen? I wonder what they're replacing it with :v:

Farts. Not just regular farts though. The kind of farts you can only get from 100% vegan Indian food.

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life

Crain posted:

it's someone's job to go "what the dumbest way I can express this?".

literal job description of a news editor

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

scorpiobean posted:

poo poo, but now I want that job. That and "cake historian"

Don't forget about Derek. :v:

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Don't forget about Derek. :v:



I love that show :allears:

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Noyemi K posted:

Some people want to mangle poor little bellies...

Noyemi K posted:

...that poor little belly could have gotten whiplash...

Noyemi K posted:

...a cute little show for little bellies (:peanut:)...


What the gently caress is wrong with you?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

cyberia posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

lol I couldn't figure out what they meant, now I get it. That's creepy.

Leninboarrir
May 11, 2006

stupid monster


tell us how you really feel!

Also, I have no idea what this map is based on. My friend who shared it is quite anti-Obama, so I assumed it would be poll results from 2008 or 2012. Nope.

Who's dumb(fuckistan) now?

Also, nice work on forgetting Alaska and Hawaii.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
It would be fun comparing that map to education rankings.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Leninboarrir posted:



tell us how you really feel!

Also, I have no idea what this map is based on. My friend who shared it is quite anti-Obama, so I assumed it would be poll results from 2008 or 2012. Nope.

Who's dumb(fuckistan) now?

Also, nice work on forgetting Alaska and Hawaii.

Looks like the Jesusland/United States of Canada map from 2004.

Leninboarrir
May 11, 2006

stupid monster
I even tried to compare that to which parties held Senate control after the most recent elections. Still doesn't translate.

This guy used to have a left-leaning friend (who I didn't know) that would call him out on these posts on FB by presenting completely reasonable facts/skepticism. No idea where he went, though-my friend probably deleted him :rolleyes:

Leninboarrir
May 11, 2006

stupid monster

TinTower posted:

Looks like the Jesusland/United States of Canada map from 2004.

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Still stupid, though.

Pipistrelle
Jun 18, 2011

Seems the high horse is taking them all home

Leninboarrir posted:



tell us how you really feel!

Also, I have no idea what this map is based on. My friend who shared it is quite anti-Obama, so I assumed it would be poll results from 2008 or 2012. Nope.

Who's dumb(fuckistan) now?

Also, nice work on forgetting Alaska and Hawaii.

That's the presidential election map from 2004 I'm pretty sure. I know because I had the same map, but dumbfuckistan was the middle part. In my defense, I was 14.

Edit: beaten. Dammit.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




1000 Ways to Die had a Jenkologist on one of their segments.

So yeah, anything's possible.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




mng posted:

lol I couldn't figure out what they meant, now I get it. That's creepy.

I thought there was a new word filter on SA for "baby", I never even noticed it was the same person :psyduck:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I thought there was a new word filter on SA for "baby", I never even noticed it was the same person :psyduck:

I'm just glad I'm not the only one that noticed it and was skeeved out by it.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
What's weird about it? I've always called babies that. :confused:

edit: anyway have some idiots:

You're American, dude :psyduck:

Noyemi K has a new favorite as of 03:51 on Nov 18, 2014

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

Noyemi K posted:

What's weird about it? I've always called babies that. :confused:

No one ever has. It's super weird, dude.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




It's seriously weird. It's creepy as gently caress.

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I call my ejaculate 'tiny future bellies'

Yeah it's weird, dude.

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