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TMMadman posted:What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train -- which I could also afford? Bring us the finest food you've got, stuffed with the second finest.
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Jerusalem posted:DO NOT STARE AT OUR WAITRESSES' LARGE BREASTS Think unsexy thoughts Think unsexy thoughts Think unsexy thoughts
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Nov 16, 2014 23:19
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Well, I'm off to..... stalk..... Lenny and.... Karl..... 
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Nov 16, 2014 23:27
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Stupid sexy Flanders!
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Jerusalem posted:Well, I'm off to..... stalk..... Lenny and.... Karl..... 
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Nov 16, 2014 23:43
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Bring us the finest food you've got, stuffed with the second finest. Excellent sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos.
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Nov 17, 2014 00:44
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TMMadman posted:Excellent sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos. Thank you, Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco.
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Nov 17, 2014 00:45
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TMMadman posted:Excellent sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos. If only Pinchy were here to enjoy this! 
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Nov 17, 2014 00:58
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Root Bear posted:If only Pinchy were here to enjoy this! Are you going to eat that whole lobster, Root Bear?
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Nov 17, 2014 01:05
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No, I want roast beef, you clod!  
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Nov 17, 2014 01:21
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Root Bear posted:No, I want roast beef, you clod! Fritz you idiot, I didn't order a baloney sandwich I ordered an ABALONE sandwich!
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The Nastier Nate posted:Fritz you idiot, I didn't order a baloney sandwich I ordered an ABALONE sandwich! Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my Danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Thank you, Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco. Gay divorcee Mister Kingdom has been cheating on her boyfriend, Pyro, with his best friend, Gyro.
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IMJack posted:Gay divorcee Mister Kingdom has been cheating on her boyfriend, Pyro, with his best friend, Gyro. Uh, better start with Greektown.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Uh, better start with Greektown. Ah, immmigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears I knew it was them.
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Everything Counts posted:Ah, immmigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears I knew it was them. Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear. They swiped my picnic basket!
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Cry Havoc posted:Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear. They swiped my picnic basket! Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!
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Nov 17, 2014 03:53
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Gin_Rummy posted:Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax! 
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Nov 17, 2014 04:02
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THE FINGERS THING MEANS THE TAXES! 
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Jerusalem posted:THE FINGERS THING MEANS THE TAXES! They call them fingers, but I never see them fing.
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Nov 17, 2014 04:16
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Mister Kingdom posted:They call them fingers, but I never see them fing. My name is Otto, and I like to get blotto!
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Gin_Rummy posted:My name is Otto, and I like to get blotto! Listen, you page-clogging, double-quote-posting, report-generating sponge! I want you out of my thread!
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Jerusalem posted:Listen, you page-clogging, double-quote-posting, report-generating sponge! I want you out of my thread! Sweet Enola Gay, son! Get moving or I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party.
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Jerusalem posted:Listen, you page-clogging, double-quote-posting, report-generating sponge! I want you out of my thread! I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it. CatchrNdRy posted:Jerusalem, can Gin_Rummy post in our thread for as long as he wants? Jerusalem posted:he sure can!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense? CharlieFoxtrot, this is the most flagrant case of false advertising since my suit against The Never-ending Story.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense? I thought the cop was a prostitute. 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I thought the cop was a prostitute. It wasn't my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor... Percodan?! Aw, crap!
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Gin_Rummy posted:CharlieFoxtrot, this is the most flagrant case of false advertising since my suit against The Never-ending Story. 
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Jerusalem posted:Listen, you page-clogging, double-quote-posting, report-generating sponge! I want you out of my thread! Grease yourself up and go in, you guff-speaking work-slacker.
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TMMadman posted:Grease yourself up and go in, you guff-speaking work-slacker. My retirement grease! Noooooo!
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TMMadman posted:Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my Danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.  A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay Chihuahua!
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TMMadman posted:Grease yourself up and go in, you guff-speaking work-slacker. Oooh, good comeback!
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Writer Cath posted:My shoes are talking to me. 
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Writer Cath posted:My shoes are talking to me. Oh man, a talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?
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Writer Cath posted:My shoes are talking to me. They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing...oh, there they go.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Oh man, a talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that? And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog...
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The Nastier Nate posted:Oh man, a talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that? Can it be a talking pie? Pies are easier to draw.
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