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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Robindaybird posted:

says how far I've been out of the loop that I don't even recognize half of the characters in that compilation.

You shouldn't feel too bad, most of the MK characters from MK4 to MK Armageddon were pretty bad.

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Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

This entire video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wudeQlgl43M

But my favorite is the fact that the AI bugs out and goes peaceful if your gun doesn't have ammo in it. That's a new one.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

neogeo0823 posted:

I dunno. His performance out there really struck a chord with me. What street is that, anyway? 4th? 5th? I'd say it's a minor fall on the part of the police for not being able to catch him, but a major lift on him for outrunning them in the first place.

I'm going to kill you with a stanley knife.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

scalded schlong posted:

I'm going to kill you with a stanley knife.

And when he's dead (which will be baffling to him, as assassination is rare for non-kings) he'll be decomposing. Hallelujah.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Throb Robinson posted:

I'm really bad at writing stories but some of the highlights are that Orson Scott cards writing of advent rising is basically like two lines written on a piece of paper drunkenly. That for years after the failure of the game Majesco had hundreds of boxes of shirts they could never get rid of. Like enough shirts to fill a small warehouse. That Majesco pretty much thru a gently caress ton of money at the game but never bothered to check to see if the people who never made a video game before could make any sort of progress. It sounds like a hilarious mess from top to bottom.

There was also the thing about how they originally ran a "win a million dollars by playing the game" contest that they only discovered was completely unwinnable after release.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

muscles like this? posted:

There was also the thing about how they originally ran a "win a million dollars by playing the game" contest that they only discovered was completely unwinnable after release.

What made it unwinnable exactly?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Lotish posted:

What made it unwinnable exactly?

The contest involved being the first to do something in game, which was impossible for a lot of people due to server issues.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
From the Steam thread (Assassin's Creed: Unity)

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010

Kennel posted:

From the Steam thread (Assassin's Creed: Unity)


I like how the bearded dude looks like he is trying his hardest not to look at the freak next to him.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Kennel posted:

From the Steam thread (Assassin's Creed: Unity)


... and when they pulled his body from the twisted, burning wreck, it looked like... THIS!

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Someone needs to put a Google Street View cursor into this.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Kennel posted:

From the Steam thread (Assassin's Creed: Unity)


Stolen from this thread, I think.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



kinmik posted:


Stolen from this thread, I think.

At least that TressFX™ hair is still good :thumbsup:

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm

I can see all that time spent getting men to animate correctly went to good use.

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

Polaron posted:

I can see all that time spent getting men to animate correctly went to good use.

A woman dangling in the air would have a completely separate and unique set of animations, obviously.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Force Powerbombs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dow9ZDlaipk

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
The new AC is delivers.

http://kotaku.com/assassins-creed-unity-has-the-best-glitches-1657939797



Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
you don't say

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

I'm reminded of the bit from the end of The Matrix Online where everyone got stuffed up their own asses right as the servers shut down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfeGPilWZp0

(Good stuff is about 30 seconds in.)

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

FredMSloniker posted:

I'm reminded of the bit from the end of The Matrix Online where everyone got stuffed up their own asses right as the servers shut down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfeGPilWZp0

(Good stuff is about 30 seconds in.)

Not like this.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

ass_unit.gif

I'm actually still kinda interested in the game and, having enjoyed AC3, the negative comparisons don't really faze me, so I do hope they fix this poo poo by the time I get it... maybe next month, maybe January.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Any glitches as amusing as the ascending ships from black Flag yet? Most of what I've seen so far have been the standard missing texture ones.

For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pQ_ZozZIio

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Five Nights at Freddy's sequel looking good.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

princecoo
Sep 3, 2009
As hilarious as those are in the new AC, I'm certainly glad I didn't do something silly like pre-order it like I was thinking of doing a while back.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT

That man is so confused by the belt levitating away from him :ohdear:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
That's a missing ref animation, right?

Is there a video of what it is supposed to look like?

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

This is pro-click. I wonder if it's possible to beat Chaos Mario.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Kennel posted:

That's a missing ref animation, right?

Is there a video of what it is supposed to look like?

I think the Ref is supposed to be taking the belt from Cena and handing it to the guy on the ground.

The motions and reactions remind me of some similar things I've seen before in real WWF stuff.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Stuff like this should begin happening every time you "desynch" in the game.

Krotera
Jun 16, 2013

I AM INTO MATHEMATICAL CALCULATIONS AND MANY METHODS USED IN THE STOCK MARKET

Broken Cog posted:

Stuff like this should begin happening every time you "desynch" in the game.

If you can live with it happening all the other time too then consider Ubisoft your fairy godmother.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Broken Cog posted:

Stuff like this should begin happening every time you "desynch" in the game.

Saint Row 4 proved that this is a fun idea, so no the AC devs would not do this ever.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Makes me wonder if there is a glitch gif out there of a person deforming enough and running away that could be best summed up by "Autobots, transform and roll out!"

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


http://youtu.be/O3Jb3A0HLe4
If you only like the analyzing of this lovely game only watch the first 6 minutes

Mountain Dew Code Bread
Mar 20, 2008

Lampsacus posted:

This is pro-click. I wonder if it's possible to beat Chaos Mario.

Yeah, but it takes a while.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Hihohe posted:

http://youtu.be/O3Jb3A0HLe4
If you only like the analyzing of this lovely game only watch the first 6 minutes
That is impressively sloppy.

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Reive
May 21, 2009

GTAV's next gen police chases:

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