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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I've gotta postpone Nitro until Thursday. Tonight will be movie night instead. I'm going to miss the Lifetime movie at 8, but I'll be back to show some bizarre thing I found at around 9:30.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

So come by at 8 PM to see Lifetime movies with Naitch!

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maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 8 PM EASTERN. http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw



What is Hoodslam?
Hoodslam is real.

What makes Hoodslam special?
Read this: https://www.vice.com/read/hoodslams-drunk-and-bloody-pro-wrestling-isnt-for-kids-666?preview&cb=v1415158862607

Short answer:
21 and over only. Crowd is drunk, stoned, and hot as gently caress.
Commentary played over the PA, while interacting with the crowd.
There are no barricades. Crowd is literally at ringside. There are no seats, it's all GA, and the bigass room they rent holds 1000 people and they sell it out.
It's adult, without going full Russo or being gross as gently caress. There's a bunny that does drugs and a bootlegger. The owner of the promotion plays a character who is a satanist muslim.
The motto of the promotion is "gently caress The Fans" - this is all about the wrestlers having fun and going all out.
Trashbag indie.
They have a house band.
This is the description of the next show: "Yes, an actual opera with music, songs and wrestling."
THIS poo poo IS REAL



I've got a few videos, with more to come. I was going to start from the first recoreded show, but I watched a bit and it didn't seem as good as some of the later stuff I've seen (from last year) (first was only 3 years ago). So I'm showing a show I've seen 2 matches from and they were good as gently caress, for two completely different reasons (one is a legit good wrestling match, the other one is just crazy fun):

HOODSLAM PRESENTS: 80's For The Ladies 2: Electric Boogaloo
Your Card:
1. No Sleep 'Til Hoodslam performed by Nudist Priest
2. "Bro"pen Challenge: "Vampire Warrior" Gangrel vs. Broseph Joe Brody
3. Rocky 4 & "Karate Kid" Daniel San vs. Lil' Mac & Toad
4. Holding Out For A Hero performed by Nudist Priest
5. East Bay Express Best Athlete Virgil Flynn the III vs. "Psycho Shooter" Drake Younger - this match loving owns
6. Knights Of The Roxbury (Anthony & Johnny Drinko Butabi) vs. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott & Scot-Rick) vs. Doc Atrocity & El Chupacabra vs. Otis The Gimp & Mystery Partner
7. Real American performed by Nudist Priest
8. Dark Sheik & Juiced Lee vs. "Ultra Girl" Brittany Wonder & Peanut Butter Jelly Banana
9. 1920's Prohibition Match: Drugz Bunny vs. James

That's tomorrow night, 8 PM. Only on YE OLDE RAW:
http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

maxallen posted:

WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 8 PM EASTERN. http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw



If the guy's ring name is actually Rocky 4 I'm totally in

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Everything I've read about Hoodslam makes it sound like a great time and I am so down for this

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

titties posted:

If the guy's ring name is actually Rocky 4 I'm totally in

Yes his name is Rocky 4, and he does come out to Eye of the Tiger. And he is fighting with the Karate Kid against Toad from Super Mario and Little Mac from Punchout. This is canon.

Tonight however, due to the rescheduling of Nitro, 8 PM:


Last Time on Ye Olde Raw:

3/24/97:
Mankind says his Uncle Paul has left him
Ken Shamrock stuff
Bret Hart turned heel (in America)
Bret attacked Rocky, further cementing his face turn in everywhere except America.
Paul Bearer came out to tell taker something, but it suddenly gets cut out.

3/31/97:
Paul looks like he's going to make good with Taker, but then Mankind comes out to attack Taker, and throws a fireball in his face, much to Paul's delight.
Owen vs Bulldog comes to a conclusion when Bret comes out and tells them to act like a family.
Steve Austin says "gently caress you, I didn't submit, Bret didn't make me bleed, the guardrail did, and I only passed out because of blood loss"
Boring poo poo
Jesse James has a match. HTM proposes to him, offering him HTM's prized guitar. Let me just say: HTM loving SUCKS. Jesse smashes the poo poo out of the guitar, gives it back to HTM, says no thanks.
Bret vs Rocky: Bret wrapped Rocky up with the ringpost figure 4, and refused to release the hold. Meanwhile:
Shawn next week on RAW.
Bret vs Sid at the next IYH.
After the match, Austin ran out to save Rocky, DBS and Owen came to attack Austin, and the LoD came out to defend Austin.

4/7/97:
The Beautiful People is gone :( Red and Black ropes.
Billy Gunn teams up with the Honky Tonk Man. Billy goes against Austin and gets killed. Billy leaves HTM. HTM still sucks.
THE TRUTH COMMISSION.
HBK shows up, talks a bunch a poo poo about Bret. It's a shoot brother!!! Bret comes out, and he says a bunch of stuff! It's still a shoot! Bret goes after Shawn's injured leg.
Ken Shamrock loving KILLS a jobber in an MMA fight. The ring is soaked in the jobber's blood for the rest of the show.
Mankind has a family! And Kids! This is also a shoot!
SCSA vs Mankind - Sid was supposed to be in this match, but he wasn't. I've read some rumors as to why. Vader comes in to save the day, accidentally hits Mankind. They fight until Paul makes them kiss and make up.

Tonight. 8 PM:
http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw

9:30 PM:
IN YOUR HOUSE 14:
REVENGE OF THE TAKER
Owen Hart & The British Bulldog (c) vs. The Legion Of Doom (Road Warrior Animal & Road Warrior Hawk) for the WWF Tag Team Championship
Jesse Jammes vs. Rockabilly (w/The Honky Tonk Man)
The Undertaker (c) vs. Mankind (w/Paul Bearer) for the WWF World Heavyweight Championship (Meltz: *** 3/4)
Rocky Maivia (c) vs. Savio Vega (w/Clarence Mason, Crush, Faarooq, JC Ice & Wolfie D) for the WWF Intercontinental Championship
Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin (Meltz: *** 3/4)

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

What a moron Eye of the Tiger was the montage song from Rocky 3. The Rocky 4 training montage used Hearts on Fire

BubbaGrace
Jul 14, 2006

Luigi Thirty posted:

Everything I've read about Hoodslam makes it sound like a great time and I am so down for this

From what I seen, it was fantastic.

Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
Well, there's clearly no way I can compete with Hoodslam. Regardless, http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom yields for nothing, so Wed 8 PM the list switches over to:

14-04-11 - Masato Tanaka vs Yuji Nagata (NOAH)
91-01-11 - Jungle Jack [Aja Kong & Bison Kimura] vs Bull Nakano & Kyoko Inoue, Hair vs Hair (AJW)
14-11-08 - Hirooki Goto vs Tomohiro Ishii (NJPW)
14-08-31 - Zack Sabre Jr vs Kyle O'Reilly (PWG)
14-11-02 - We Are Team Veteran [CIMA & GAMMA] vs Millennials [Eita & T-Hawk] (DG)

My channel playlist loops all week so you can catch it whenever, at least.

BubbaGrace
Jul 14, 2006

Attention Max Allen, you are the Undertaker of synctube streaming.

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

Felony posted:

Attention Max Allen, you are the Undertaker of synctube streaming.

gently caress you.

HOODSLAM PLAYING

if you haven't shown up yet:

so far broseph joe brody got his rear end whooped by gangrel

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro is on a special night tonight at 8 PM! It's the go home show for SUPERBRAWL and the biggest rematch of all time!

Tonight's show features:

The newly crowd tag champion Steiner Bros. defending their titles!

Booker T defending against Rick Martel!

Ultimo Dragon vs Kid Man

Curt Hennig vs Bobby Eaton

your main event of

HULK HOGAN AND MACHO MAN VS STING AND FLEXXY LEXXY

AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!

Tune in at 8 PM for Nitro! No Cowboy Who? tonight because I want the finale to play in front of as big of an audience as possible.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I'll miss the first hour of Nitro. Are we watching that crazy thing you were going to show Tuesday after Nitro?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
What is wrong with Monty Brown?

Someone come watch with me.

Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013

I joined th
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!
:vince:
he still knows...

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

What is wrong with Monty Brown?

Someone come watch with me.

Where?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

http://psp-tv.com/r/badmoviesworsewrestling

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Is anything happening tonight?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Hey Coco am I using your room or am I making one of my own? You never got back to me about it when you asked if you could air an ep of some indy.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Tonight in http://psp-tv.com/r/mondayblah I will be running this show, from the NEW promotion on PSP.tv for those who wish to avoid grumpy cat... show @ 8



Chris Battle, Anthony Battle & Lukas Sharp vs. Ron Zombie, Bandido Jr. & Mikey Webb
Big Jym Anderson w/Showtime Stevie Stamos vs. Anthony Greene
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat address the crowd
Bull Dredd vs. Brian Anthony
Warbeard Hanson w/Showtime Stevie Stamos vs. Brodus Clay w/Booker T
Jake Manning & Dan De Man vs. Mark Shurman & Velvet Sky
Jimmy Preston vs. Cedric Alexander
The Young Bucks vs. The Hardy Boyz

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
SHOW STARTS IN 15

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
ON THE AIR! YOU MISSED JAPANESE SCHWARZENEGGER COMMERCIALS

http://psp-tv.com/r/mondayblah

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

quote:


Nitro is on a special night tonight at 8 PM! It's the go home show for SUPERBRAWL and the biggest rematch of all time!

Tonight's show features:

The newly crowd tag champion Steiner Bros. defending their titles!

Booker T defending against Rick Martel!

Ultimo Dragon vs Kid Man

Curt Hennig vs Bobby Eaton

your main event of

HULK HOGAN AND MACHO MAN VS STING AND FLEXXY LEXXY

AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!


http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling


I screwed up last week so this is actually the line up for tonight.

Tune in at 7:30 for the final episode of Cowboy Who? and then 8 for Nitro!

Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom switches over Wed 8 PM for 2 new hours of pro wrestling:

14-11-12 - Drago vs Pentagon Jr vs Fenix (LU)
14-10-17 - Brian Cage vs Uhaa Nation (PWG)
14-11-06 - BxB Hulk & Akira Tozawa vs Mad Blankey [YAMATO & Cyber Kong] (DG)
95-03-26 - Kyoko Inoue vs Bull Nakano (AJW)
14-11-16 - Young Bucks [Matt Jackson & NIck Jackson] vs Hardy Boyz [Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy] (HOH)

Yep, no NJPW on tap this week. I was originally going to run a JWP 3 vs 3 bout where the stipulation was that a 2 count would be all it took to secure a victory, but JWP matches run long. Perhaps next time?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro is on the air with the final build to SUPERBRAWL!

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

Tonight, 8 PM



Last week everyone seemed to love Hoodslam, and I've got more where that came from!

This week's is the first taped show, from April 2011 (2 years and a few months before the last one) - Their 1 year anniversary show.

Card is as follows:
1. Chicano Flame vs. Jeckles the Jester
2. Crocodile Hunter & Super Red Rhino 2099 vs. Mr. Hoodslam II & Prawn Cena
3. E. Honda & Otis the Gimp vs. Gotha the Bi-Polar Clown & Super Tiger
4. El Chupacabra & Kassy Summers vs. Mega Man & Zombie Vinny Butabi
5. Miss Bratt vs. Sal Lundy
6. Invisible Charlie Chaplin & Juiced Lee vs. Lucha Magnifico & Rick Scott Stoner
7. Mask vs. Career Match: Johnny Drinko Butabi vs. Rasta Mysterio
8. Caitlin Gill vs. Johnny Drinko Butabi
9. Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Tournament Final

gently caress the fans, have fun, don't bring your fuckin kids.

Tonight
psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw

(ps i'll be showing DS9 after the show if you want to watch)
(pps i'll be on time this time promise, no plans tonight)

maxallen fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Nov 19, 2014

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

prawn cena is wrestling. it is glorious.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8 PM: SHUTTERSPEED

it has commercials.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MassRafTer posted:

Tonight at 8 PM: SHUTTERSPEED

it has commercials.

Holy poo poo.

Sholy hit!

BubbaGrace
Jul 14, 2006

maxallen posted:

prawn cena is wrestling. it is glorious.

drat internet crapped out last night, so I couldn't get back in to the room. I ended up watching the rest of ds9 on the livestream site. Remind me to ask you about the ending to the episode with Sisko in the hotbox because I missed the lead up to it.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

MassRafTer posted:

Tonight at 8 PM: SHUTTERSPEED

it has commercials.

This... this needs more hype. I can't believe it.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

I guess this is the most appropriate place to note that Dave gave the Fabs their due in the HoF newsletter.


quote:

Their success spawned a number of imitations, although they themselves in a sense were spawned by the success of The Fabulous Ones, Stan Lane & Steve Keirn, in Memphis. After The Fabulous Ones became huge draws in Tennessee and Kentucky through use of music videos in the early 80s, Jerry Lawler put Morton & Gibson together

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

MassRafTer posted:

Tonight at 8 PM: SHUTTERSPEED

it has commercials.

Holy smokes! Stuff like this is why you're my favorite wrestling fan.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esvz5jy52Wo

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
5 minutes til SHUTTERSPEED http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

9 PM (20 minutes):



I'm not sure where we left off exactly, I'm not gonna recap. Nothing of importance happened.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

http://psp-tv.com/r/cesarowns

Tonight, a Bill And Ted Double feature!

Yes, it's Bill S Preston, Esquire himself, Alex Winter, in Freaked! As well, we've got Ted "Theodore" Logan, Mr. Keanu Reeves, in 1995's b, also featuring Henry Rollins! And there's also Theodore Rex, which has no relation to Bill And Ted in the slightest! As well, Oatgan has said he'd provide some sort of pre-show, so there's that!

The time? some time tonight, haven't decided. The place? Right at the top of the post, http://psp-tv.com/r/cesarowns

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

I Before E posted:

http://psp-tv.com/r/cesarowns

Tonight, a Bill And Ted Double feature!

Yes, it's Bill S Preston, Esquire himself, Alex Winter, in Freaked! As well, we've got Ted "Theodore" Logan, Mr. Keanu Reeves, in 1995's b, also featuring Henry Rollins! And there's also Theodore Rex, which has no relation to Bill And Ted in the slightest! As well, Oatgan has said he'd provide some sort of pre-show, so there's that!

The time? some time tonight, haven't decided. The place? Right at the top of the post, http://psp-tv.com/r/cesarowns

What time?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


2 minutes! http://psp-tv.com/r/cesarowns

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

I'm bored. In 10 minutes.....



Last Night:
Bret in a fukkin wheelchair. Austin stays WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Brian Pillman back. Unfortunately he's praying all the time, although he's still doing a pretty good job of it.
Noted Jobber and aficionado of not dying, despite the fan's strongest wishes, Rocky Maivia lost the IC belt to good wrestler Owen Hart, in a match dedicated to Owen's poor crippled brother Bret.
Tiger Ali Singh, son of LEGENDARY WRESTLER TIGER JEET SINGH, debuted. Vince talked about something else over his entire match.
Vader was in a Kuwaiti prison because he decided to take the heat for a segment where no one bothered to tell the interviewer it was a work.
Jesse Jammes is a jobber to Rockabilly.
Vader got out of prison. He promptly kills Jesse Jammes.
gently caress Road Dogg forever.
Dustin and Terri I mean Goldust and Marlena are ringside, they attack trips and chyna. Goldust goes to war with trips, Marlena throws cocaine in Chyna's eyes.
They keep giving Ahmed a mic.
Austin does not want help from anyone. Also for some reason he was neither fired nor kicked out of the building for repeatedly murdering Bret.

Those above are in no particular order. Raw loving owned. More Raw tonight. Raw forever. Nitro sucks.

http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

I'll be showing Day 1 of NJPW's Global tag league from Korakuen Hall Monday Night at 8 as this week's Raw alternative.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/konesaar


quote:

1. Ryusuke Taguchi, Jushin Thunder Liger, Tiger Mask & Captain New Japan vs. Karl Anderson, Doc Gallows, Bad Luck Fale & Tama Tonga(Bullet Club)

2. KUSHIDA and BUSHI vs. Matt Taven and Michael Bennett(ROH)

3. Ten-Cozy vs. Rob Conway and Jax Dane(NWA)

4. Minoru Suzuki and Takashi Iizuka (Suzuki-gun) vs. Killer Elite Squad (Suzuki-gun)

5. Yuji Nagata and Manabu Nakanishi vs. Hirooki Goto and Katsuyori Shibata

6. Tetsuya Naito and La Sombra vs. AJ Styles and Yujiro Takahashi (Bullet Club)

7. Ibushi, Makabe, and Honma vs. Nakamura, Ishii, and YTR (CHAOS)

8. Hiroshi Tanahashi and Yoshitatsu vs. Kazuchika Okada and YOSHI-HASHI (CHAOS)


I'll probably show some dumb random poo poo starting at 7:30 like usual as well.

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UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I've got the Young Bucks vs. Strong/Danielson match that was discussed on Talkin Shop. It's not as bad as Acolytes vs. Public Enemy but still pretty crazy.

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