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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I think what amazes me about gronk and watt is that I have never seen such huge people move so gracefully. It's like watching those hippo ballerinas in fantasia.

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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Raku posted:

That was the guy that broke Gronk's arm and then talked trash about it.
Yeah I know that was Sergio but it begs the question who thought it was a good idea to put in Gronk on a special teams play.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Jeremor posted:

Pretty sure that's Bruce Ellington from last season or the season before it.

It is Ellington because I remember posting it after I watched his game tape when the Niners drafted him. Youtube says 2012.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I think what amazes me about gronk and watt is that I have never seen such huge people move so gracefully. It's like watching those hippo ballerinas in fantasia.

Watt plays ice hockey. Imagine him traveling 20+ mph on ice with blades strapped to his feet and a tree branch wielded in both hands.:killdozer:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

Watt plays ice hockey. Imagine him traveling 20+ mph on ice with blades strapped to his feet and a tree branch wielded in both hands.:killdozer:

Another thing that amuses me is that Gronk is this big giant party retard and Watt seems like the kind of guy who goes home early to jack off to a velvet painting of cowboys on the prairie.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Another thing that amuses me is that Gronk is this big giant party retard and Watt seems like the kind of guy who goes home early to jack off to a velvet painting of cowboys on the prairie.

Gronk just wants to do drugs and get laid

Watt is the gently caress who retires and then goes on TV to talk about "the right way" to play the game. I hope Gronk headbutts Watt

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I hope Gronk lasts long enough to make the HoF, because imagine that speech.

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.
Came here for the Gronking and was not disappointed. Does anyone have a .gif of him doing the "talking trash" hand gesture on the sideline after the play? That was great.

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

Kalli posted:

I hope Gronk lasts long enough to make the HoF, because imagine that speech.

Its probably going to be a lot like the time he called the entire O line sexy on national television.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kalli posted:

I hope Gronk lasts long enough to make the HoF, because imagine that speech.

Hey you guys! Baby Ruth!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
After watching Shannon Sharpe have an unironically truly amazing speech I'm not going to count anyone out.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
https://gfycat.com/DishonestBoldElephant
Murdering a turkey

https://gfycat.com/GenerousHideousGelada
Great work camera-guy. Ben looks sad.

https://gfycat.com/AlarmingTiredConure
Bell reacting to the very specific "You're the only Steelers RB who had x yards and x catches on a monday in 20 degree weather playing in an open statium while wearing black at the time!" The ONLY ONE! That's an NFL record! The fact we added 5 specifics in no way takes away from the fact that this is an NFL record!

https://gfycat.com/SoupyOnlyEmeraldtreeskink
Brown TD, nice stutter move

https://gfycat.com/WealthyTightAracari
Is that a pacifier? What the hell is that.

https://gfycat.com/SimilarEachChimneyswift
Washington with a great double move or hook and sinker or loopback or I dont even know because Gruden calls them multiple things during the broadcast

https://gfycat.com/JampackedVacantBeardedcollie
Bell with a diving TD

And finally the burger graphic.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Ready for Watt to Sack Mettenburger so we can get the Wattaburger sack.

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Rabble posted:

Ready for Watt to Sack Mettenburger so we can get the Wattaburger sack.

You mean when he sacked him last month and then mimicked taking a selfie because Watt is a giant manbaby and doesn't appreciate Mettenberger using instagram?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

I hope Gronk lasts long enough to make the HoF, because imagine that speech.

It'll be interesting to see someone go over the STRICT TIME LIMIT using only the word "Woooo"

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
It won't just be woo.


It will be woo interspersed with bro boogieing.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

wtftastic posted:

Its probably going to be a lot like the time he called the entire O line sexy on national television.

"Gronk feel honor to stand up here with other Hall of Fame selections. They all played a great career and deserve to get laid tonight."

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I want Gronk to play for literally any other team

Just literally any other team

He's the biggest bro in the NFL so it makes sense that he plays in America's Bro Capital.

Spermy Smurf posted:

https://gfycat.com/AlarmingTiredConure
Bell reacting to the very specific "You're the only Steelers RB who had x yards and x catches on a monday in 20 degree weather playing in an open statium while wearing black at the time!" The ONLY ONE! That's an NFL record! The fact we added 5 specifics in no way takes away from the fact that this is an NFL record!
This was great because Sportscenter accidentally cut into a basketball highlight just to show the reporter going "WOOOO" for half a second.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Zurreco posted:

You mean when he sacked him last month and then mimicked taking a selfie because Watt is a giant manbaby and doesn't appreciate Mettenberger using instagram?

Oh that's what that was...I guess we only get clever "burger" related insights on Monday Night Football.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Rabble posted:

Oh that's what that was...I guess we only get clever "burger" related insights on Monday Night Football.

It was the Burger-Bowl, man.

Epi Lepi
Oct 29, 2009

You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants
Can someone post some highlights from the Bucs game? As a fan living in the wrong market to actually watch many of their games I'd really appreciate it.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Epi Lepi posted:

Can someone post some highlights from the Bucs game? As a fan living in the wrong market to actually watch many of their games I'd really appreciate it.

http://www.gfycat.com/SparseVagueCapeghostfrog

http://www.gfycat.com/ValuableSafeGull

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen


Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

So uhh, what's with the weird link names?

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

That's just what gfycat does instead of random letters and numbers.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Zurreco posted:

So uhh, what's with the weird link names?

Gfycat uses two adjectives and an animal for all their urls. It gives them billions (?) Of combinations while also making the urls memorable and sometimes hilarious.

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.



Chichevache posted:

Gfycat uses two adjectives and an animal for all their urls. It gives them billions (?) Of combinations while also making the urls memorable and sometimes hilarious.

This is the sort of thing that gets you recognized once you become a supervillain, but that's neither here nor there.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

I think I figured out why Blount was released by the steelers. Shoving the offensive coordinator on MNF.

http://gfycat.com/BadCloseKronosaurus
Charles is quick and nimble. 30YD TD Reception.

These next two aren't gifs, they are clips of the game with sound so turn down the speakers at work.

http://streamable.com/75c
Go-Ahead TD to James Jones.

http://streamable.com/593
Raiders spend close to a minute celebrating, forcing a timeout to be called.

http://gfycat.com/RadiantVengefulGnatcatcher
That's not a flag! No one even touched him!

http://gfycat.com/BossyGreatElk
Gonna get dirrrty

http://gfycat.com/ImpassionedCalmChamois
http://gfycat.com/FamousIncredibleBeagle
Two different angles Murrays 90YD TD run

http://gfycat.com/AncientHardtofindIggypops#?speed=0.5
Thirsty Raiders fan


Murray fumble and probably concussion. He kept playing after going to the locker room.

Gripen5
Nov 3, 2003

'Startocaster' is more fun to say than I expected.

Spermy Smurf posted:

Thirsty Raiders fan


Murray fumble and probably concussion. He kept playing after going to the locker room.

I am 90% sure that is not true. He went right to the locker room and never returned to the game. That was his 4th and final carry. McFadden and then Reese had the remainder of the carries. Think his official diagnosis was concussion.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Gripen5 posted:

I am 90% sure that is not true. He went right to the locker room and never returned to the game. That was his 4th and final carry. McFadden and then Reese had the remainder of the carries. Think his official diagnosis was concussion.

Yeah, I guess you're right. I thought he came back after halftime, but appears he did not.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Tricky Ed posted:

This is the sort of thing that gets you recognized once you become a supervillain, but that's neither here nor there.

I don't get it :smith:

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Sexy, and hot

Also can people go back to embedding the gifs cause clicking on a ton of URLs is a chore

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

African AIDS cum posted:

Sexy, and hot

Also can people go back to embedding the gifs cause clicking on a ton of URLs is a chore

I did the math earlier. If people want me to embed ~500MB of GIFs (more like 1GB in 2-3 posts for the Sunday games) then I'll be glad to. I prefer it when my browser/iPad/phone don't poo poo themselves when I click this thread though.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



I think the general consensus was to link huge gifs like those since they would crash most browsers.

Posting the gif/gifv size for each one would be a big help though.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Spermy Smurf posted:

I did the math earlier. If people want me to embed ~500MB of GIFs (more like 1GB in 2-3 posts for the Sunday games) then I'll be glad to. I prefer it when my browser/iPad/phone don't poo poo themselves when I click this thread though.
Wow are they really that big? Computer knowers please explain

Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!
We had this discussion like 10 pages ago. People are linking because the gifs are way too huge to embed. Click the link and then read the filesizes.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


GIFs are huge and inefficient. Newer filetypes are more efficient/about as good (webm, gifv), but not as quick to make. Longer GIFs can go from 10-40MB depending on their size. So, uh, RAM.


...and poo poo.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Jethro posted:

We had this discussion like 10 pages ago. People are linking because the gifs are way too huge to embed. Click the link and then read the filesizes.

drat, I liked the old days of a few weeks ago when I could load a bunch of new pages in tabs and then just browse all the gifs

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

African AIDS cum posted:

Wow are they really that big? Computer knowers please explain

If your browser has to open 500MB of embedded gifs it'll slow to a crawl and possibly crash. Chrome, Firefox... both slow to uselessness if I have one page with 50 GIFs on it. However, if I open each individually in new tabs and close them after the browser will run fine.

I can get the gfy file sizes if people want me to do that at least.

Edit: Just the post of Raiders\Chiefs game is about 50MB linked instead of embedded.

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I'd be interested, at least. I definitely want to know whether gifv or webm is the better solution for sure. My hunch is that it's webm sans sound, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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