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Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
The Romans and Greeks didn't even know Gorilla's and Chimpanzees existed. The West didn't learn of them until relatively recently, only in the past few hundred years. A living Gorilla wasn't even seen by a Westerner until the mid 1800's. Until the scramble for Africa Europeans didn't really venture far inland from the coasts.

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Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

IIRC the Carthaginians made an expedition around the west african coast and ended up stumbling upon a group of "very rude and hairy people", who they skinned and brought back to Carthage.

e: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanno_the_Navigator

Morzhovyye fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Nov 19, 2014

MrNemo
Aug 26, 2010

"I just love beeting off"

Halloween Jack posted:

Was any Roman emperor ever dumb enough to urge citizens to help repel the barbarians by spending all their money?

I don't know if it's what you had in mind but Heraclius (IIRC) certainly got citizens (and the Church) to donate gold and silver they owned in order to pay for the Legions to fight the Persians.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





MrNemo posted:

I don't know if it's what you had in mind but Heraclius (IIRC) certainly got citizens (and the Church) to donate gold and silver they owned in order to pay for the Legions to fight the Persians.

Too bad about the Arabs right around the corner, though.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Have any of you had garum? If so, how does it taste?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Garum is basically fish sauce, still commonly used today. It is awesome, though it's not the sort of thing you just have by itself.

I've never had actual properly made Roman style garum or oenogarum.

The Roman food I've made has all been pretty good, but if you want to make some beware it is salty as gently caress. Cut the salt at least in half and add more if you want but start with way less than the recipe calls for.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
To add to the fishsauce talk, there's a wide variety of, how to say....note of taste and smell. Ranging from not bad to ripe trashcan in summer. The trashcan-taste subsides, once you chew.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

I was more wondering if you guys had had the traditional fish guts fermented in a hole in the south Mediterranean instead of the boiled whole fish juice.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Fish sauce is usually anchovies fermented in a barrel.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

karl fungus posted:

I'm curious as to how early civilizations viewed great apes, especially without the modern understanding of humans being primates and the great apes being our relatives. They also look a lot more distinct than other animals and would probably have stuck out when encountered in the wild.

Sura 2 of the Qu'ran claims that apes are the descendants of Jews who did not keep the Sabbath. I'm not sure if early Islam is ancient enough for you.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
I've got a really dumb question for dorky reasons, but how is triarii supposed to be pronounced? Closer to Rome Total War's pronunciation (A long e sound followed by a long i sound) or Rome 2's pronunciation (Two long e sounds)?



To add onto the food talk, there was someone in this thread who was recreating Roman food. It was a while back and none of it involved garum but it's interesting to look at.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
treAAree

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
Europa Barbarorum's pronunciation.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Don Gato posted:

I've got a really dumb question for dorky reasons, but how is triarii supposed to be pronounced? Closer to Rome Total War's pronunciation (A long e sound followed by a long i sound) or Rome 2's pronunciation (Two long e sounds)?

Tri as in trinity but with a rolled R, ah, ree. As in, the first I is short, but "short" and "long" mean different things in Latin than in English. IIRC RTW's pronuncation was totally hosed.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Don Gato posted:

I've got a really dumb question for dorky reasons, but how is triarii supposed to be pronounced? Closer to Rome Total War's pronunciation (A long e sound followed by a long i sound) or Rome 2's pronunciation (Two long e sounds)?




On this note, I've heard that "v"s in latin were pronounced like "w"s, making "veni, vidi, vici" sound like an Elmer Fudd gag. Is this true?

Sleep of Bronze
Feb 9, 2013

If I could only somewhere find Aias, master of the warcry, then we could go forth and again ignite our battle-lust, even in the face of the gods themselves.
veni vidi vici will be written by a lot of/most modern editors as ueni uidi uici, if that helps. But it's pronounced as the Latin consonantal u, yes.

Sleep of Bronze fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Nov 19, 2014

homullus
Mar 27, 2009

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

On this note, I've heard that "v"s in latin were pronounced like "w"s, making "veni, vidi, vici" sound like an Elmer Fudd gag. Is this true?

Also there is no "soft C" in classical Latin. All Cs are Ks.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Slim Jim Pickens posted:

On this note, I've heard that "v"s in latin were pronounced like "w"s, making "veni, vidi, vici" sound like an Elmer Fudd gag. Is this true?

Yep! Well, sort of. For the classical Latin that Caesar would have actually spoken (being an aristocrat), the popular pronunciation is totally wrong. It's "weni widi wiki." Ecclesiastical Latin pronunciation, on the other hand, has shifted to match Italian and many of the divergences between written Latin and (Italian) vulgar Latin may have already taken place by Caesar's time...so it's possible that a common person in Rome would have actually said "veni, vidi, vichi" if he was quoting the line in casual conversation, or anything in between that and the "proper" pronunciation.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Grand Fromage posted:

Garum is basically fish sauce, still commonly used today. It is awesome, though it's not the sort of thing you just have by itself.

I've never had actual properly made Roman style garum or oenogarum.

The Roman food I've made has all been pretty good, but if you want to make some beware it is salty as gently caress. Cut the salt at least in half and add more if you want but start with way less than the recipe calls for.

Would I be right to assume that they used that much salt due to the taste of food pre-refrigeration? or something along those lines?

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
Salt is also a preservative.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

Salt is also a preservative.

And the main readily available spice. So people developed a taste for saltiness because most meats were preserved in it and for everything else it was salt or nothing.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Deteriorata posted:

And the main readily available spice. So people developed a taste for saltiness because most meats were preserved in it and for everything else it was salt or nothing.

So you just assume that things like coriander, cumin, fennel, thyme, oregano etc. ad infinitum weren't used?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Ras Het posted:

So you just assume that things like coriander, cumin, fennel, thyme, oregano etc. ad infinitum weren't used?

I'm saying there's a reason that the spice trade drove worldwide exploration and colonization post-Columbus.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Ras Het posted:

So you just assume that things like coriander, cumin, fennel, thyme, oregano etc. ad infinitum weren't used?

If i recall there was an herb the Romans liked so much that they over-harvested it to extinction. They even put it on coins in North Africa. Cant remember what its called though.

Regardless, Spices can be pricey even now and days. Imagine how your average roman pleb is going to afford those in any meaningful amount.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Agean90 posted:

If i recall there was an herb the Romans liked so much that they over-harvested it to extinction. They even put it on coins in North Africa. Cant remember what its called though.

That's Silphium. Nero ate the last piece :(

Also, iirc, there was a contraceptive herb the Romans used to extinction

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Smoking Crow posted:

Also, iirc, there was a contraceptive herb the Romans used to extinction

Truly a golden age we can never hope to recover :negative:

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

I looked it up and Silphium was also the contraceptive. Spice and contraceptive gone forever because of some hungry sheep.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
You guys are thinking of laser which is supposed to be like fennel.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Half of my posts in this thread are on this subject, but I was thinking of it again today. I still and will always be upset about the fact that people think that the "Byzantine" Empire is not Roman. The mint at Constantinople started striking a new gold coin, the solidus, during the reign of Constantine the Great in the 4th century. This new coin was made official currency of the entire Empire, including the area that would later be the Western Empire. This mint continued to produce solidii for over six hundred years, same weight, same composition, same purity, same name, under the unbroken authority of the same state that Constantine lead. However, at some point, those solidii are considered to be Byzantine coins, not Roman ones. There was never any conquest of Constantinople by another state, there was never any renaming of the state by the people who lived there or the people who ruled it, but at some point those coins aren't considered Roman just because people get stupid about putting Augustus and Heraclius on the same level.

the JJ
Mar 31, 2011

cheerfullydrab posted:

Half of my posts in this thread are on this subject, but I was thinking of it again today. I still and will always be upset about the fact that people think that the "Byzantine" Empire is not Roman. The mint at Constantinople started striking a new gold coin, the solidus, during the reign of Constantine the Great in the 4th century. This new coin was made official currency of the entire Empire, including the area that would later be the Western Empire. This mint continued to produce solidii for over six hundred years, same weight, same composition, same purity, same name, under the unbroken authority of the same state that Constantine lead. However, at some point, those solidii are considered to be Byzantine coins, not Roman ones. There was never any conquest of Constantinople by another state, there was never any renaming of the state by the people who lived there or the people who ruled it, but at some point those coins aren't considered Roman just because people get stupid about putting Augustus and Heraclius on the same level.

Leo the Syrian, Latin interregnum, spoke loving Greek while all those awful 'barbarians' took up Latin, different dudes put different faces and text on those coins, the USA left the gold standard so by your logic we're not really Americans anymore, they called it the Βασιλεία Ῥωμαίων while other dudes were calling their empire the Imperium Romanum. No one is saying that those dudes weren't Roman (not that, outside of accuracy we should loving care at all) but when you've got Roman's at the behest of the religious head at Rome (who was responding to requests from the Roman Emperor, no, not that one, the other one) on their way to reconquer Rome stop off at Rome and set up a new Rome and then one of the Roman Kings overthrew that Rome but in a few centuries the Kingdom of Rome set up, then they had a revolt and that dynasty took over Rome (no, the actual city. No, not that one the new one) and declared himself the Caesar in Rome. Only he didn't do the religion right so like two other dudes went for that Caesar name only they were never Roman (well, unless you count them as Roman... which they did. What, the guy in Rome crowned them and everything! Of course then that dude went to Rome and got crowned Emperor and then he outlawed the empire.)

So sometimes we say Byzantine (as it centered on the old city of Byzantium) the HRE, Napoleon, the Sultanate of Rum, Tzar, Kaiser, Catholic, Latin, all this loving nonsense and yeah, language matters and what we call 'Rome' and 'not Rome' shapes how we think (and thus, massively, the historiography of the thing itself) but labeling one of those thing the 'true Rome' is not at all loving helpful and does nothing to fix the problem.

Coinage is like a tiny part of continuity which is a super fascinating, multi-faceted thing and not loving binary so if you're getting hung up on some small detail because it make your narrative 'right' you're probably either a nationalist shitlord or a wannabee nationalist shitlord in the grand Byzaboo tradition, which is objectively worse.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Testikles posted:

You guys are thinking of laser which is supposed to be like fennel.

Laserpicium. It's the resin of Silphium.

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


I'm pretty sure 80% of the human population doesn't even know the Byzantine polity ever even existed. Far more definitely know about the Roman Empire at its height, so when they are told "The Byzantines were Roman" they're skeptical. There's also the fact that by 1000 AD the Byzantines would have been pretty unrecognizable by Octavian outside of the words, laws, and titles they retained. In a broad sense, it's Rome all the way down, but the progression Latin Tribe->Roman Kingdom->Roman Republic->Roman Empire->TWO Roman Empires muddies the waters a little bit along the way, especially from 476-1453.

Charlemagne didn't help much by having himself crowned Holy Roman Emperor either, most people who know the general but not specific outline of medieval Europe see a whole lotta successor states and not a whole lot of real continuity.

Jaramin fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Nov 20, 2014

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Octavian probably wouldn't have recognized the Rome of 300BC either.

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


In 300BC They were Latins who spoke Latin who lived in and ruled from Rome at least, that's quite a bit more to work with. Not a great example, but the point is that it's easier to comprehend the span of Roman history if you compartmentalize it into broad chunks of reasonable similarity.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

True, but I don't think it's ask that helpful to break it up into just two big periods either. The transition from what we imagine add classical Rome into the Byzantine period was so absurdly gradual, I'd say it's harder to nail down then the exact moment that "Rome fell", to use the popular lingo. Seems like a crappy compartmentalisation to me.

Also, 'compartmentalisation' has got to be the longest word I have ever typed on my phone.

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

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Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
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the JJ posted:

Leo the Syrian, Latin interregnum, spoke loving Greek while all those awful 'barbarians' took up Latin, different dudes put different faces and text on those coins, the USA left the gold standard so by your logic we're not really Americans anymore, they called it the Βασιλεία Ῥωμαίων while other dudes were calling their empire the Imperium Romanum. No one is saying that those dudes weren't Roman (not that, outside of accuracy we should loving care at all) but when you've got Roman's at the behest of the religious head at Rome (who was responding to requests from the Roman Emperor, no, not that one, the other one) on their way to reconquer Rome stop off at Rome and set up a new Rome and then one of the Roman Kings overthrew that Rome but in a few centuries the Kingdom of Rome set up, then they had a revolt and that dynasty took over Rome (no, the actual city. No, not that one the new one) and declared himself the Caesar in Rome. Only he didn't do the religion right so like two other dudes went for that Caesar name only they were never Roman (well, unless you count them as Roman... which they did. What, the guy in Rome crowned them and everything! Of course then that dude went to Rome and got crowned Emperor and then he outlawed the empire.)

So sometimes we say Byzantine (as it centered on the old city of Byzantium) the HRE, Napoleon, the Sultanate of Rum, Tzar, Kaiser, Catholic, Latin, all this loving nonsense and yeah, language matters and what we call 'Rome' and 'not Rome' shapes how we think (and thus, massively, the historiography of the thing itself) but labeling one of those thing the 'true Rome' is not at all loving helpful and does nothing to fix the problem.

Coinage is like a tiny part of continuity which is a super fascinating, multi-faceted thing and not loving binary so if you're getting hung up on some small detail because it make your narrative 'right' you're probably either a nationalist shitlord or a wannabee nationalist shitlord in the grand Byzaboo tradition, which is objectively worse.

They were Romans by virtue of being of the Roman State, which did not, by that point, actually include Rome.

The creation of the idea of a "Byzantine" successor empire is a relatively modern establishment that deserves push back because it isn't an accurate depiction. Losing Rome and much of the West definitely categorizes post-West Rome as a rump state but by all accounts of the time everyone was like "yeah that's still 'Rome'"

Edit: also the division of "roman" and "byzantine" is lovely because there's no real clean breaks. The actual "fall of the west" isn't a singular moment of history but a long span of time preceding the "fall" of Rome the city and a hazy conclusion with uh what, the end of the Arab conquests?

Berke Negri fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Nov 20, 2014

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

You got strangely hung up on my descriptions of the coins. The coins themselves don't matter, I was using them as an example of the unbroken continuity of Rome and Roman institutions.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


One of the more interesting spices Romans used a lot was long pepper, which is mostly unknown in the west today. It tastes a lot like a citrusy black pepper and is still in common use in South/Southeast Asia. When Romans talk about pepper they're usually referring to long pepper.

the JJ
Mar 31, 2011

cheerfullydrab posted:

You got strangely hung up on my descriptions of the coins. The coins themselves don't matter, I was using them as an example of the unbroken continuity of Rome and Roman institutions.

Okay, it was being held up like it was the final truth that would let us all see the light. I wrote a few sentences on how stupid it was because it was stupid.

Berke Negri posted:

They were Romans by virtue of being of the Roman State, which did not, by that point, actually include Rome.

The creation of the idea of a "Byzantine" successor empire is a relatively modern establishment that deserves push back because it isn't an accurate depiction. Losing Rome and much of the West definitely categorizes post-West Rome as a rump state but by all accounts of the time everyone was like "yeah that's still 'Rome'"

Edit: also the division of "roman" and "byzantine" is lovely because there's no real clean breaks. The actual "fall of the west" isn't a singular moment of history but a long span of time preceding the "fall" of Rome the city and a hazy conclusion with uh what, the end of the Arab conquests?

Sure, but history doesn't always give you clean breaks. Ask three different early modern historians to tell you the begining (or end, for that matter) of their era and you'll get 5 responses. Doesn't mean that there isn't an important distinction to be made. You say all accounts of the time consider it 'still Rome' which is true, but then the HRE considered itself a legitimate successor, the Pope in Rome had a claim to continuity in the state, places like Romania still use that terminology, and it is, despite the decline and fall of the 'Byzantine Empire,' still the term the Arab/Turkish people use to describe the area. When do all these Dukes and Counts speaking Latin led by an Emperor crowned in Rome become not-Roman while the Byzantines remain (solely) Roman? What makes the time between the fall of the west and Charlemagne's restoration any different than the fall of Constantinople during the 4th Crusade and it's eventual restoration? Or, for that matter, why shouldn't the arrival of a bunch of Romantic speakers from Italy arriving and promoting their Count (from the Latin rank) to restore the Imperia Romania count as an interregnum while the Greek guy coming in and restoring the Basilea is the legitimate one? Why does Leo the Syrian showing up with a big army saying "I am the Emperor now" not represent a break in continuity but when Mehmet does it that's the real break?

Like I don't give two shits about 'actual' legitimacy or 'continuity' or whatever. That's nationalistic dickwaving. And regardless of whether the people at the time were 'right' or 'wrong' it's what they believed, why they believed, and how that affected them that matters. Βασιλεία Doukas thinks he's the true heir to Rome? Cool. Emperor Charles thinks he's the true heir to Rome? Cool. Mehmet adopts the title Kaiser-i-Rum? Cool. But it's not your job as a historian to go out there, say 'well, I have defined legitimate continuity by the maintenance of a particular standard of coining, so this is the True Rome and no others.' It's bad loving history. To say that the Byzantine Empire isn't a continuation of Roman rule is nonsensical I agree, but that continuity continued, in various ways, far beyond the borders of that polity, and far beyond the time when what we would recognize as that polity ceased to be. So it's really loving dumb to call that polity the One True Rome just in the same way that it is dumb to go to the start of that polity and declare only the things that came before it One True Rome.

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Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks
One of my favorite things is the Kingdom of Soissons, which essentially was a Roman rump state in Northern Gaul that hanged on until 486 when it was conquered by the Franks.

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