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Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
can I get merch if I send you money or something I need more dumb caps.

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X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
We are watching "Rats: Night of Terror" and Lowtax mandated we drink for rats. This might end poorly.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

X-Ray Pecs posted:

We are watching "Rats: Night of Terror" and Lowtax mandated we drink for rats. This might end poorly.

lowtax should stream this poo poo and post a link so goons can have a watchathon.

moolchaba
Jul 21, 2007
If I could have my way tonight, I'd go visit lowtax and have him choose a wife for me.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

X-Ray Pecs posted:

We are watching "Rats: Night of Terror" and Lowtax mandated we drink for rats. This might end poorly.

Italian: Rats - Notte di terrore , also known as Blood Kill and Rats

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Danger that partyis off the chane

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

a starwar betamax posted:

Danger that partyis off the chane

are you going to the party?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

gnarlyhotep posted:

are you going to the party?
He's visiting on the Lord's day.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
loving blasphemy

FarmerHank
Jan 6, 2011

farming techniques vary
would like a full iphone pano of the place

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



FarmerHank posted:

would like a full iphone pano of the place

Video should be posted. It should be filmed in a hamfisted "found footage" manner, of course.

arnbiguous
Feb 2, 2014
Gary’s Answer
Take a panorama but have people constantly walking in a circle around the camera so it looks like there are lots of bizarre smeared people there

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

tehloki posted:

Take a panorama but have people constantly walking in a circle around the camera so it looks like there are lots of bizarre smeared people there

but there are a lot of bizarre smeared people there

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


i hope everyone has a nice time

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


This thread's existence restores my faith in the very concept of goons. Thanks boss. For telling us you were closing shop and not just locking up one day.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

This thread's existence restores my faith in the very concept of goons. Thanks boss. For telling us you were closing shop and not just locking up one day.

Seconded. Unironically, I feel compelled to add.

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

there is something weirdly heartwarming about goon homecoming weekend

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Hey goons, I have a message for you


Indigo Chivalry Stampede Cascade

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
the Night of Terror is over

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Lowtax how drunk are you

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Lowtax posted:

the Night of Terror is over
Count allt he rats. How many rats were therre?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

gnarlyhotep posted:

Lowtax how drunk are you
Not at all, I only drank two beers.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Count allt he rats. How many rats were therre?
A significant amount, give or take.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Don't drive home drunk, guys. Just sleep on the filthy office floor and wake up with the normal sort of drunken regrets and not the jail kind.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Oh, not drunk. That's no fun then. Maybe get them all drunk and lock them in. And confiscate their pants. Go back and check the carnage tomorrow.

way to go steve
Jan 1, 2010
Do you think you're going to be out there tomorrow evening too? Or am I going to have to call in to work to get there early?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
dang TWO beers.... these goons are pullin out all the stops

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

a starwar betamax posted:

dang TWO beers.... these goons are pullin out all the stops

Lowtax has to pace himself, he is partying all weekend.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Low Tax I am glad you got visitors and have bathrooms

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
anyone got a link for a police scanner in Pleasant Hill? Are they rolling out the swatties yet?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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a starwar betamax posted:

dang TWO beers.... these goons are pullin out all the stops

I see you have probated me while I was away... taste my blade fucker

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Equine Don posted:

I see you have probated me while I was away... taste my blade fucker

he did that to me too, don't feel bad

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Rusty Staub posted:

there is something weirdly heartwarming about goon homecoming weekend

it's like the last ever college party.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

zen death robot posted:

I probated him back

I'm going to do sick wrestling moves on him. I'm going to throw an aeron chair at his face

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

Thanks everyone, you all were great. Except for that weird guy who kept taking pictures of the bathroom, what was up with him :shrug:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

way to go steve posted:

Do you think you're going to be out there tomorrow evening too? Or am I going to have to call in to work to get there early?
Yeah I'll be here tomorrow

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


NotAnArtist posted:

Low Tax I am glad you got visitors and have bathrooms

This is the finest compliment GBS can ever or will ever give Senor Lowtax. It took 15 years and literally letting us come over and play video games and take pictures of you against your will, but there it is.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


I'm glad that people are visiting the office before it dies.

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

i hope everyone has a nice time

Russia?

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

even Russia

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