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I just assumed "paid with a sword" was a euphemism for getting run through repeatedly by Roger Mudd's donger
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Soothing Vapors posted:I just assumed "paid with a sword" was a euphemism for getting run through repeatedly by Roger Mudd's donger 👉
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Nov 21, 2014 14:57
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Let's just say I'm the movant and he's the respondent
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tau posted:How many twisties are there and do you drive a Hachi-Roku or a Miata? There are about 2 miles of pretty busy and another 3 or so more spread out. I usually drive a Tauru-S. I also have a TR-7 that throws into stark contrast the improvements in engine, suspension, tires and braking between the malaise era and even the late 90s/early 2000s. Miatas hold their value too well for me to get one.
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Just passed the California bar after puking my way through day 1. I have no idea how I did it or if the website made a mistake or something. Now I'll be deadly paranoid until they mail the actual results. I am going to drink myself unconscious.
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Nov 22, 2014 03:20
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Stop posted:I am going to drink myself unconscious. Congrats! Also, new thread title?
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Soylent Pudding posted:Congrats! Also, new thread title?
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Stop posted:Just passed the California bar after puking my way through day 1. I have no idea how I did it or if the website made a mistake or something. Now I'll be deadly paranoid until they mail the actual results. 
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Seriously my wife got a job as a paralegal for $80k and you don't even need a college degree for that (although she has a MS in Chemistry and its a patent paralegal) and people are talking about being lawyers for $30k Dint go to law school
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I'm so glad WJ has a new topic to backdoor brag about
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Nov 22, 2014 15:36
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Soothing Vapors posted:I'm so glad WJ has a new topic to backdoor brag about
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That plus telling people to not go to law school because compare your life to mine then kill yourself as Abraham Lincoln once said
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Nov 23, 2014 00:38
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I always like that quote: You never really understand a person until you walk a mile in his shoes. Because you can't afford a car. Or shoes. Because you went to law school.
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Nov 23, 2014 05:00
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First bar complaint against me by a pro se person! He somehow emailed it to my entire firm too.
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Nov 24, 2014 09:27
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quote:The Kansas Supreme Court agreed, unanimously ruling to disbar. Hawver said earlier this year, however, he wasn’t really sweating losing his license because he was planning on leaving the legal profession anyway in order “to devote his time to growing vegetables in an aquaponics garden.” “I don’t think practicing law is productive,” he said. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewj3aj9Zbfk quote:Hawver said the strategy of Cheatham—who he described as "an experienced and highly street-smart and intelligent criminal" who was a cocaine dealer convicted of killing another "dope dealer"—was to tell jurors that if he had killed two women in 2003, he wouldn't have left alive a third shooting victim to identify him to police. The survivor was shot eight times by the real gunman to convince her to identify Cheatham as the killer, Hawver said in explaining the trial strategy. http://votesmart.org/candidate/biography/54259/dennis-hawver#.VHMH1YvTGFc quote:Education http://www.examiner.com/article/dennis-hawver-libertarian-for-congress-kansas-s-2nd-congressional-district quote:My name is Dennis Hawver, and I am the Libertarian candidate for U.S. Congress, Second District, Kansas. I was born in 1943 in Topeka Kansas I graduated from Topeka High in 1961, Washburn University with a bachelor’s degree in history and political science in 1965, and Washburn Law School in 1974. Dante fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Nov 24, 2014 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:First bar complaint against me by a pro se person! He somehow emailed it to my entire firm too. Cheers! What's the complaint? "The other side did something I don't understand so clearly he's a liar who needs to lose his license"?
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ActusRhesus posted:Cheers! What's the complaint? "The other side did something I don't understand so clearly he's a liar who needs to lose his license"? Yeah, pretty much. I told my client what the law allows him to do, he did so, we won the case, and the opposing party is mad.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Yeah, pretty much. I told my client what the law allows him to do, he did so, we won the case, and the opposing party is mad. A Badge of Honor.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:First bar complaint against me by a pro se person! He somehow emailed it to my entire firm too. You're not a real lawyer until someone has made a bullshit complaint against you
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Soothing Vapors posted:You're not a real lawyer until someone has made a bullshit complaint against you When they complain to their Congressman, you know you've arrived. Also..."accordingly we affirm the conviction." I think that's earned me at least 5 hours worth of loving off to go play dragon age.
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Speaking of dragon age, how do I get lady joesephina to give it up, need to see them petticoats
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Soothing Vapors posted:Speaking of dragon age, how do I get lady joesephina to give it up, need to see them petticoats dunno...still trying to get me some sweet sweet five second virgin templar lovin' from cullen.
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What us Dragon age, why do all the lawyers in this thread play it, and do you think my sorry work computer can run it.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:What us Dragon age, why do all the lawyers in this thread play it, and do you think my sorry work computer can run it. a. a bioware game. b. because it's loving awesome. c. no.
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ActusRhesus posted:dunno...still trying to get me some sweet sweet five second virgin templar lovin' from cullen. he wonbt take me to poundtown b/c im a dwarf or something #thestruggleisreal
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Soothing Vapors posted:he wonbt take me to poundtown b/c im a dwarf or something #thestruggleisreal i think he's like alister. hetero lovin' only. Cassandra isn't down with the ladies...but she's got the short hair?
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dont stifle me with your gender binaries bioware, i am a genderfluid transfemme dwarf with a lush beard and i demand access to sludgecannons and slopholes of all colours and creeds
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Soothing Vapors posted:dont stifle me with your gender binaries bioware, i am a genderfluid transfemme dwarf with a lush beard and i demand access to sludgecannons and slopholes of all colours and creeds there's actually discussion of this in the Inquisition thread. I suggested that for reality sake, there should be at least one NPC who is so obviously hetero that hitting on them gets you punched. This apparently was the wrong thing to say because...what you just said.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:What us Dragon age, why do all the lawyers in this thread play it, and do you think my sorry work computer can run it. Far Cry is better, play that
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Nov 24, 2014 20:57
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Go golfing, you nerds. Jesus.
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blarzgh posted:Go golfing, you nerds. Jesus.
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blarzgh posted:Go golfing, you nerds. Jesus. Golf owns. My goal is to get to a plus index before I'm done clerking because I won't have any time to play in private practice.
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Whoops double post
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Soothing Vapors posted:alcoholism and simulated dwarf-on-minotaur loving are all i have left I take back my previous vote and instead vote this for our next thread title.
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blarzgh posted:Go golfing, you nerds. Jesus. Unironically learning to golf now, poo poo is bizarre. Played squash since college though so as far as yuppie stuff goes I'm covered.
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I played a video game once. It was the Kim Kardashian simulator and I got like 7 months in before I pricked my rear end on a sharp table corner and it blew up like a tire propelling me into the outer stratosphere
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The Warszawa posted:Unironically learning to golf now, poo poo is bizarre. ..., polo, and croquet. What are the only 4 sports one can play with a sweater tied around one's shoulders?
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Golf is a meditative experience. Its the only sport where you can talk to the ball, mid flight, and sometimes the ball will listen.
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blarzgh posted:Golf is a meditative experience. Its the only sport where you can talk to the ball, mid flight, and sometimes the ball will listen. False: baseball. Also jai alai.
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The Warszawa posted:Proof that I need to chill out and play golf.
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