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Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

This is honestly a very good promo package, good work truck monkies.

Also I'm mostly certain we're getting Ryback/HHH down the road.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Pariah Rex posted:

Why is it everyone ecept Cena gets fired? Are they setting up for some kind of Cena heel turn? (ha) or just driving the point home that Cena doesn't really care about the outcome or about his team.

Because Cena makes the Authority a ton of loving money.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Captain Magic posted:

I'm at the show.

It's weird, it seemed like they were taking absolutely everybody's signs at the door, no matter how benign. Is this new?

It is. I've heard of pulling some signs, but not all.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Huh, I didn't know about the Feast or My Fired stipulation. There go my prediction points.

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
Quick poll, has anyone ever watched one of Cole's interviews on WWE.com?

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

Bigass Moth posted:

Why, it's free.


Omally posted:

did you pay money?


I signed up using my Paypal account that currently has $0.00 in it so I haven't paid anything yet. :shrug:



EDIT

Also I had to fill out all my info again even though I had subscribed previously so I don't know what the deal is.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

waffle iron posted:

Quick poll, has anyone ever watched one of Cole's interviews on WWE.com?

Yes, they are good

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dexo posted:

Because Cena makes the Authority a ton of loving money.

Also I think they were going for that Vince/Austin thing of HHH keeping Cena around just to make his life hell

(assuming no CENA HEEL TURN here)

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Pariah Rex posted:

Why is it everyone ecept Cena gets fired? Are they setting up for some kind of Cena heel turn? (ha) or just driving the point home that Cena doesn't really care about the outcome or about his team.

Because if you say "if Cena loses he gets fired" there's even less doubt about who's gonna win.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Lol at blue hoodie dude

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I know it's Wrestling and all, but I love the idea that wrestling contracts have these absurd clauses "IF THE ABOVE SIGNED WAS TO THEREFORE LOSE AT THE AFOREMENTIONED MATCH AT SURVIVOR SERIES (FREE ON THE NETWORK) THEY WILL BE LET GO"

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
that's not how odds work booker

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
cena's not turning heel

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Beef Waifu posted:

that's not how odds work booker

Excuse you, he was a top student at the Steiner School of Mathematics

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
So wait John Cena doesn't lose his job if his team loses? Seriously Team Cena's bunch of stupid idiots is a really fitting name.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Beef Waifu posted:

cena's not turning heel

I can dream

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Shima Honnou posted:

Still the best moment in the history of our sport.

A landmark gif in our industry.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

I loving love Heyman so much for saying that with a straight face.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
"I'm real good at talking bullshit but no bullshit this is SUPER IMPORTANT YOU GUYS"

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
Kickstart cans remain unopened

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


What about ECWCW vs WWF, Paul?

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Paul Heyman lying his rear end off on the preshow

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Beef Waifu posted:

cena's not turning heel
carve this on my grave

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

projecthalaxy posted:

What about ECWCW vs WWF, Paul?

that legit didn't matter to anyone

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

That one kid arguing with the guy.

"Cena sucks!"
"You suck!"

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Heyman tells you he's full of poo poo with his promos to say "I'm not full of poo poo with this promo that's been said a million times".

I feel like he really would rather like, go to the bar or something.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i cant tell if booker t smokes 5 packs a day or had some kind of throat damage from the ring

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Randy Orton enters, gently caress finish, see y'all on RAW

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Daniel Bryan, may he rest in peace.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Heyman is selling this show like someone's got a gun to his head

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

That one kid arguing with the guy.

"Cena sucks!"
"You suck!"

Last time I went to a live show I cheered for Cena because of the kids around me. It's fun.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



I wish wwe would pay me to talk bs on the preshow

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Solomonic posted:

Heyman is selling this show like someone's got a gun to his head

It IS St. Louis.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
JOBBER ALARM

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Who is this loving jobber

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

:siren: :siren:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

I hear a jobber.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Wow, two matches on the preshow?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I sincerely hope to see a lot of poo poo happen tonight that is surprising and good, because the card otherwise cannot support a good show--but a lot of good twists could turn this into something good.

What I'm saying is: high hopes, low expectations.

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


:siren: jobber alert :siren:

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