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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Gordong Dongbay posted:

It is really loving annoying to me that I've been locked into this Network contract for this long and I've yet to watch a PPV that doesn't constantly start and stop. I have loving FIOS and you are telling me I can stream a loving PPV without it freezing?

I have the shittiest Internet and the only live things that ever hosed up for me were the first NXT event and the Sheamus/Rusev post-RAW match.

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
This is what happens when you completely underbook a show.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

King forgot to have an angel and a demon poo poo all over his shirt tonight

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
this should be a good match

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Mukaikubo posted:

I feel stupid for watching this and stupider for paying for it.


WWE

You should feel stupid for paying since it's free.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



This should be fun

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lant posted:

ahhahaha I already see people leaving

That'll show WWE! They got their money and didn't have to give those people a show!

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

Vostok Svensk debuting tonight vs Ryback

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
Why.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Low rent Bucee's spokesman John Cena hath spoken

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

WrasslorMonkey posted:

King forgot to have an angel and a demon poo poo all over his shirt tonight

he is in his nice formal wear for this important PPV

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
No Elimination rules?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

GenericMartini posted:

This perfectly sets up a potential Cena heel turn if the WWE actually kept up with continuity.

I honestly wouldn't mind this at all, it'd be something slightly different anyways

bartok
May 10, 2006



Ribsauce posted:

If the PPV is this awful how bad is Raw now? Holy moly

Hey Larry The Cable Guy is going to host Raw this Monday! So take that back!

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Tomorrow on RAW: Cena appoints Larry the Cable Guy new RAW GM. Smackdown will be run by Hologram Joan Rivers.

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."
LONG LIVE JOHN OF THE HOUSE CENA, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE JOBBERS AND THE FIRST MEN, LORD OF THE TWELVE PAY PER VIEWS AND PROTECTER OF JOHN CENA

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
pls no don't win Usos. pls win Miz.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Vintimus Prime posted:

This is a great Sunday Night Raw so far

i welcome the return of heat

where's gm stevie

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This isn't even elimination? At Survivor Series?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Is the Pagoda over the Uso's yet?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Shima Honnou posted:

Turns out we're the wrestlers and this PPV is one long survivor series match.

*Turns heel. Changes the channel.*

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Two years of watching the Uso's and I still can't tell who's Jimmy or who's Jey.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
bathrooms and concession stands are in stadiums guys

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



It makes me sad that there are STILL no discernable traits for the Usos other than Uso # 1 and Uso # 2

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


what the gently caress is that face paint

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
sonic boom uso's

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
To keep up the illusion of this just being another episode of RAW Dean Ambrose's match will only be 2 minutes long.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I am gonna guess this is literally every tag team in the company, right?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

pull up a chair because it's memeday night every night of the week *shoves both fists in mouth, pushing teeth down my throat to make room*

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Beef Waifu posted:

this should be a good match

los matadores are legends

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Valeyard posted:

Is the Pagoda over the Uso's yet?

They are boring.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

dialhforhero posted:

Two years of watching the Uso's and I still can't tell who's Jimmy or who's Jey.

The earlobes, man.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
The Usos are wearing bandannas to make it even easier for them to pull off twin magic

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
thank christ mizdow is here

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Change this tag team name to The Best.

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

BigRed0427 posted:

Ok, i'm a few minuets behind thanks to locksups. WHat's happened?

Just back out and then pick the "NOW" option and you'll be back up to speed.

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
http://en.seoi.net/sokumen/?n=John%20Cena

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
bet on stardust, secretly hoping for mizdow

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

let's go mizdow

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

They are boring.

Excellent

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