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is it this? it might be these guys could it be this? was this a real character? actually it's probably this you might be thinking it's this trick question nerds, it's actually all of it, it's all terrible
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:12 |
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could you imagine if there was an EU for the rambo series? like how dumb would that be. nerds ruin everything.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:13 |
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All of this owns op
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:17 |
the star wars EU in its entirety edit. actually, all EU of anything, i feel dirty even typing it
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:18 |
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I think the question you want to ask op "is there anything in the EU that isn't cringeworthy"
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:31 |
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Does the fact that I have no idea what any of this stuff is make me a better person than the OP?
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:32 |
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Dianetics posted:Does the fact that I have no idea what any of this stuff is make me a better person than the OP? reverse trick question, the EU is cool as gently caress, revan forever
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:36 |
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Gotta go with the Emperor coming back from the dead multiple times.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:38 |
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numberoneposter posted:could you imagine if there was an EU for the rambo series? like how dumb would that be. nerds ruin everything. We don't need to imagine the Rambo EU because that's totally a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLop82LjV48 quote:Episode 24 "Mephisto's Magic" quote:Episode 37 "S.A.V.A.G.E. Rustlers" Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Nov 24, 2014 |
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The Monkey Man posted:Gotta go with the Emperor coming back from the dead multiple times. Those graphic novels were rad actually. Except for Slave II, that was a punk ship.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:41 |
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EU is pretty bad and might cause brain damage. hth OP.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:47 |
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down with slavery posted:the star wars EU in its entirety Close to truth. Even Thrawn is a mary sue villain who can do no wrong.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:06 |
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:25 |
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actually OP: it's this wookiepedia page: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:28 |
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My favorite book of al time is "the truce at Bakura". I read it at least 2-3 times a year
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:28 |
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"T'ra Saa, a tree with pronounced breasts."
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:28 |
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That's not the EU. The Ewoks cartoon however...
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:29 |
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did anyone in the EU ever make a suit of armour that is entirely light sabers?
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:31 |
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Arrhythmia posted:actually OP: it's this wookiepedia page: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101127053544/starwars/images/c/c6/Aayla_sleeping.jpg ooh la la
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:32 |
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Even by Sturgeon's Law Star Wars is loving terrible. You have literally 2.5 good movies, some good video games (namely KOTOR, X-Wing/Tie Fighter, Rogue Squadron, and Jedi Academy), that Clone Wars cartoon Tarkatovsky did, and maybe the Thrawn trilogy and that's basically loving it. That sounds like a lot but we're talking about such a glut of material over 40 years that it's almost obscene that more of it isn't worth more than a wank and a smile. Like when Doctor Who and Star Trek's EUs kick the poo poo out of yours, maybe it's not nearly as fertile a franchise as you've been lead to believe.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:32 |
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i liked the game 'kotor' which i believe is eu
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:33 |
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kotor is the only good thing. chewie has a moon dropped on him. my friend has recently got into EU. He is 32 and not really a nerd. wt.f
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:36 |
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this is hayden christensen's weirdly sexualized 14 year old "padawan" (that's a stupid word the prequels invented that means apprentice)
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIBkRs3pPKI
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:39 |
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opus111 posted:my friend has recently got into EU. He is 32 and not really a nerd.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:39 |
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what happened to that thread dedicated to goons reading and reviewing loving horrible star wars EU books and comics?
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:43 |
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How every bit character, extra, and even person who is named but never shown on screen has to have an elaborate backstory. Like in Episode II, when the head of the cloning program tells Obi-Wan that the clone army was ordered by some jedi master called Sifo Dyas, and Obi-Wan is like, "he died 10 years ago," and there's no record of him ever doing so, or even having had the authorization to do so, so we're clearly meant to suspect that it was really Palpatine who ordered up the army using a dead jedi master's name as a cover right after he became Chancellor 10 years ago. but nope some EU author went and wrote about how right before his death Sifo Dyas has a vision of a coming darkness and decided to secretly order the creation of an army and blah blah blah
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:46 |
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Loden Taylor posted:How every bit character, extra, and even person who is named but never shown on screen has to have an elaborate backstory. no that was actually george lucas's intention. the back story for sifo-dyas came directly from him george lucas is a hack and that's the real reason the EU sucks as bad as it does. because it's all based on poo poo he thought of
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:49 |
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look i'll fight anyone who doesn't agree at least 40% of clone wars was great.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:51 |
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TOILETLORD posted:look i'll fight anyone who doesn't agree at least 40% of clone wars was great. was 40% the amount that was actually about the clones and fighting in the war? because that was p.cool. rest was poo poo.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:52 |
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KiteAuraan posted:was 40% the amount that was actually about the clones and fighting in the war? because that was p.cool. rest was poo poo. everything that wasn't the droids padme jarjar or politics unless the politics was solved through violence.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:53 |
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Cnut the Great posted:no that was actually george lucas's intention. the back story for sifo-dyas came directly from him I went and looked again and you're right. quote:In early drafts of Attack of the Clones, the name of the Jedi who contacted the Kaminoans was Sido-Dyas, pointing to a likely early conceptual connection to Darth Sidious. However, interestingly, "Sifo-Dyas" appears in one place, apparently as a typing mistake (as the D and F letters are located next to each other on a QWERTY keyboard) that Lucas later preferred to the original name.[11] Even when he's got an idea that's not completely incompetent he has to go back and gently caress it up.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:55 |
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just wait till the next kingdom hearts game has a starwars world.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 06:57 |
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 07:01 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:is this a "pick 2" I dunno what that means but I went to his house for the first time in ages and he goes look check this out and revealed an enter shelf of EU and j like lol wtf mate.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 07:07 |
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If the onion wrote a troll article with fake stars wars stuff it couldn't possibly be worse than the prequels Like even if they made it extra ridiculous
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 07:13 |
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the clone wars just makes me want a tv series and movie series dedicated to cad bane.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 07:13 |
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KOTOR 2 is better than anything outside of (and maybe including?) the original trilogy
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 07:13 |
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gohuskies posted:KOTOR 2 is better than anything outside of (and maybe including?) the original trilogy not as released you got to get the patch to fix that train wreck.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 07:15 |
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gohuskies posted:KOTOR 2 is better than anything outside of (and maybe including?) the original trilogy agreed, but it's a catch-22 because you have to be familiar with the EU to really appreciate how hard KOTOR2 is trashing it
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