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Feb 29, 2012


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Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Wrong thread

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May 13, 2003
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Winner, PWM POTM January

winner of a guardian photoshop contest I'm guessing?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

is this a chilean miner joke

Broletariat
Nov 14, 2014

madkapitolist
Feb 5, 2006
Whats the best option to watch matches from the US besides crappy streams? I have comcast and Bein TV looks pretty good, but im pretty sure I can't buy JUST that channel fuckcast is going to make me buy the entire sports package.

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Aug 31, 2004


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madkapitolist posted:

Whats the best option to watch matches from the US besides crappy streams? I have comcast and Bein TV looks pretty good, but im pretty sure I can't buy JUST that channel fuckcast is going to make me buy the entire sports package.

All EPL games are streamed live here. There's also the Fox equivalent that has some South American games and the Europa league. Bein has La Liga and the French one so I think that covers most. GolTV has the Bundesliga.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

I can't believe you didn't say WRONG THREAD

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

New Remembrance Day jerseys already?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



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Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

vyelkin posted:

New Remembrance Day jerseys already?

nice

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

vyelkin posted:

New Remembrance Day jerseys already?

Diabys knee popped again

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

lmao wrong thread

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Oct 11, 2012



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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Brendan Rodgers bulbous head should be c3p0

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
I want to tell the world something that happened to Luis Garcia yesterday in the Indian Super League.

Kerala Blasters were leading 2-1 against Garcia's Atletico do Kolkata in the final few minutes. Garcia received a wonderful floater in front of goal with only David James to beat. The ball was headed by Garcia onto the crossbar and it bounced just inches over the line and it spun back into play. Garcia wheeled away in celebrations only to realise the horror that referee did not award the goal.

As a plastic Chelsea fan and an original Kerala Blasters fan, my joy had no bounds that I reached a semi-orgasmic stage.

Karma's a b**ch, ain't it.
Sreekanth, Oman

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
My thread was deleted by the mods, I thought it was a fair opinion on how Liverpool have faired so far and it was my opinion, if we can't post our opinions without it being deleted then this is a funny sub to be apart of.

It was deleted again and I was being called egotistical for making a self post, haha good bunch of fans we have here, anyways enjoy this in the post match thread.

Begin post:

You all can down vote me into oblivion I don't even care anymore, I support Liverpool like it is my religion. I have the utmost passion and respect for the club and those at it.

We have lost 6 games, 6 games. Let that sink in for a club who finished 2nd last year. Clearly something is wrong, to pinpoint the problems seems hard to do but there is certain factors that havent helped us on our way. Signing Lovren who can't defend for his life for 20 million?! Laughing stock, Markovic who is potential but for 25 million? unheard of. We have slipped farther and farther down the league this season and Its painful to watch, as I watch every game go I'm starting to get used to losing, its feeling like all the work and "Transition" we watched Liverpool go through has gone out the window.

Forget pulling a spurs, we are on course to finish in the bottom half of the league and just saying that is unacceptable. I shouldnt have to sit here and type this, Liverpool are LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB, we have been beaten by the likes of Newcastle, West Ham, Aston villa?! What is going on to my beloved club? I dont even know if its tactics, managment or if the players just arent giving there 100% but something needs to change and we have been talking about it for months.

We have had 2 international breaks and during them all we have talked about is how the game back from it is the game where Liverpool push on, where we will start to pick up results. It hasnt happened and this form we are in does not look to be breaking any time soon.

This post might be a bit out of spite of our last game but its my feelings that I have been keeping to myself for too long, downvote me , say Im disillusioned but I love Liverpool as much as any of you, I just need to get all of this off my chest.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Brony Car posted:

My thread was deleted by the mods, I thought it was a fair opinion on how Liverpool have faired so far and it was my opinion, if we can't post our opinions without it being deleted then this is a funny sub to be apart of.

It was deleted again and I was being called egotistical for making a self post, haha good bunch of fans we have here, anyways enjoy this in the post match thread.

Begin post:

You all can down vote me into oblivion I don't even care anymore, I support Liverpool like it is my religion. I have the utmost passion and respect for the club and those at it.

We have lost 6 games, 6 games. Let that sink in for a club who finished 2nd last year. Clearly something is wrong, to pinpoint the problems seems hard to do but there is certain factors that havent helped us on our way. Signing Lovren who can't defend for his life for 20 million?! Laughing stock, Markovic who is potential but for 25 million? unheard of. We have slipped farther and farther down the league this season and Its painful to watch, as I watch every game go I'm starting to get used to losing, its feeling like all the work and "Transition" we watched Liverpool go through has gone out the window.

Forget pulling a spurs, we are on course to finish in the bottom half of the league and just saying that is unacceptable. I shouldnt have to sit here and type this, Liverpool are LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB, we have been beaten by the likes of Newcastle, West Ham, Aston villa?! What is going on to my beloved club? I dont even know if its tactics, managment or if the players just arent giving there 100% but something needs to change and we have been talking about it for months.

We have had 2 international breaks and during them all we have talked about is how the game back from it is the game where Liverpool push on, where we will start to pick up results. It hasnt happened and this form we are in does not look to be breaking any time soon.

This post might be a bit out of spite of our last game but its my feelings that I have been keeping to myself for too long, downvote me , say Im disillusioned but I love Liverpool as much as any of you, I just need to get all of this off my chest.

Please don't quote my blog in here.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Some info on the Derby heroes of 07/08 for anyone interested.
Roy Carroll - Joined Derby while recovering from alcohol addiction. Played like he was consistently pissed.
Stephen Bywater - A complete loon. Went on to be poo poo for Sheffield Wednesday.
Marc Edworthy - Reliable in the Championship.... Old in the PL.
Jay McEveley - A special left back, who was not left footed. Or right footed for that matter.
Michael Johnson - A hard working but altogether ineffectual player in the PL.
Bob Malcolm - Caught drinking and driving. It's is unknown if his experiences at the club led him to drink.
Andy Todd - The only Derby born player in the squad. Scored the greatest diving header the world has ever seen. That's it. he achieved nothing else. Ever.
Claude Davis - The biggest waste of £3,000,000 since Robert Earnshaw 7 days earlier.
Darren Moore - Built like a brick shithouse. About as mobile as one too.
Andy Griffin - Literally the worst defender I have ever seen.
Tyrone Mears - Climbed out of a changing room window, then crawled past the window of Paul Jewells office during training session, and ran off to sign on Loan for a team in France without permission. Not a joke. This actually happened.
Miles Addison - One of those players who is 17 and looks like they might be good one day. Then the next he's 25 and playing for Scunthorpe.
Alan Stubbs - This cultured and highly experienced centreback was signed to bolster Derbys faultering defence. He got injured after about 6 games. The defence was not bolstered.
David Jones - Wasn't bad. Was replaced by Robbie Savage. Or to give him his actual name 'Robbie loving Savage'.
Eddie Lewis - Not content with Eddie Lewis already being a poo poo left winger, Paul Jewell played him as a left back, doubling Eddies ability to both a poo poo left back and a poo poo left winger. While playing for Derby, scored more goals for West Ham than he did for Derby.
Matt Oakley - He was good.... so Jewell sold him to Leicester.
Gary Teale - Known as Tealinho. Yes it's ironic.
Lee Holmes - At one point was called the English Ryan Giggs. Never actually did anything to earn it.
Benny Feilhaber - About as good as you would expect from a Brazilian born player who decided to represent the United States.
Stephen Pearson - Scored the goal that undeservedly took us up... caught on camera singing songs about supporting the IRA. Bit of a tit. Not very good.
Giles Barnes - Another highly rated youngster.... but so full of himself that he couldn't fit his shirt on. Got injured. Never recovered. Ended up playing in the MLS.
Hossam Ghaly - So good he would make a pass to where players should be... rather than where players actually were.
Robbie Savage - Robbie loving Savage. Need I say more?
Ruben Zadkovich - Who? Exactly.
Robert Earnshaw - To date, remains Derbys record signing. That probably tells you all you need to know about this clusterfuck.
Kenny Miller - He scored the goal to make us win a game! Was a bit of a cock.
Emanuel Villa - What could make fans more excited than by signing an unknown Argentine player from Mexico? Actually turned into a bit of a fan favourite for being a 'tryer'. He wasn't good or anything, but he 'tried really hard'. Fans respect that. Apparently.
Mile Sterjovski - The only Australian sportsman to ever exist with zero will to win.
Steve Howard - Was good.... so was sold to Leicester.
Laurent Robert - Our Marquee January signing.... yeah... that went as well asc ould be expected. Played 4 games.
Jon Macken - The worst striker I have ever seen.
Craig Fagan - Correction - The worst striker I have ever seen.
And of course who could forget Paul Jewell himself starring in home made porn...

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Charlotte Hornets posted:

And of course who could forget Paul Jewell himself starring in home made porn...

ugh I'd forgotton about this

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

The Big Taff Man posted:

ugh I'd forgotton about this

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Charlotte Hornets posted:

Ruben Zadkovich - Who? Exactly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d29OUqow-ug

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
That Derby post is good, anyone remember Fagans really bad red card

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Tyrone Mears - Climbed out of a changing room window, then crawled past the window of Paul Jewells office during training session, and ran off to sign on Loan for a team in France without permission. Not a joke. This actually happened.

Lol

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

African AIDS cum posted:

That Derby post is good, anyone remember Fagans really bad red card

yeah lol what a oval office

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Remember when Danny Guthrie "tackled" Craig Fagan

http://youtu.be/-C_YyMKzTXU

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
That Derby post doesn't belong here

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

straight up brolic posted:

Tyrone Mears - Climbed out of a changing room window, then crawled past the window of Paul Jewells office during training session, and ran off to sign on Loan for a team in France without permission. Not a joke. This actually happened.

Lol

Not as crazy as Marseille actually wanting to buy Tyrone Mears

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

You train dogs, I like to educate players.

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Mar 31, 2012

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

I thought Suqit had an F150

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Suqit has an f10

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I was pretty surprised to see this car again today. Barcelona car with Texas plates in Brooklyn :confused:


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