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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Bryan making better matches in the last 10 minutes than Authority made in 6 months


THAT'S WHAT AH DO :lol:

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

waffle iron posted:

This is some great fanservice.

I love that this is just an entire segment of "hey it's Bryan yo, have fun"

bartok
May 10, 2006



We want Sir Lawrence of Cableton!!!

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Did Bryan just name the new stooges? J&J security? I love it

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

i don't care what happens i just want someone to wrestle a match ASAP

i never asked for this

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
here we go with some wrestling

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ok so wait what happens to Big Show?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
That went on a little long.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
GUY STATUS: BIG

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
MEAT FIGHT!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Nilbop posted:

I was out picking up pizza since Bryan came out, what'd I miss?

Daniel Bryan heel turn

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

RacistGuidingLight posted:

That went on a little long.

Agreed

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Ok so wait what happens to Big Show?

he died

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


30 minutes before a bell rings.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Gerpy posted:

What's gonna happen to Big Show? :(

He's a big dumb baby, gently caress him.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I want more wrestling! Wait no I want less and more storylines! No wait, storylines are bad too, I don't know, I just want to win prizes for watching.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did Cole just say,"Rusev and Henry"?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

RacistGuidingLight posted:

That went on a little long.

your face is a little long

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Chris James 2 posted:

30 minutes without a single wrestling move

On RAW?

why I never!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


oatgan posted:

i never asked for this

If you try sometimes, well you just might find you get what you need

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Jerusalem posted:

Did Cole just say,"Rusev and Henry"?

Yup

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
It ran long but gently caress it, Daniel Bryan's back, I'm okay with having more Daniel Bryan than usual :allears:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Henry is 4-0 against Ryback I believe as of right now.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

fatherdog posted:

LMAO at Bryan YES-ing in each of their faces individually



Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Opponents should never wear the same colored gear, they look like a drat team!

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I like Bryan but holy cow that went long

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

Shima Honnou posted:

Bring back HHH, this guy doesn't talk good enough for this.

It also doesn't help that they have him out there dying so long with terrible, bland material filled with all the correct corporate buzzwords and terminology that doesn't fit his character one bit

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

Did Cole just say,"Rusev and Henry"?

at least he didn't mix up tables and chairs

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Dias posted:

"I was like yes...cause that's kinda my thing" good one

Bryan's Foley-esque funny promos are way more fun than his generic intensity babyface stuff he was doing before he got injured

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Bryan has gotten pretty good at promoing in his absence. Hope they use him more in that capacity until he's finally cleared to wrestle again.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

RIP Big Show you were really big.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Otto von Ruthless posted:

On RAW?

why I never!

you'd almost think the whole overarching narrative changed significantly or something

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
Shouldn't Big Show get a handicap match or something? Or at least some kind of acknowledgement?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Dias posted:

your face is a little long

You know what is long? Ladies butts in the 80's. What was the deal with that?

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

little long, don't care, bryan rules glad i tuned into raw for the first time in a month

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM

Vintimus Prime posted:

Did Bryan just name the new stooges? J&J security? I love it

They named themselves that a while back, it's just the first time anyone's said it on air.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Chris James 2 posted:

30 minutes without a single wrestling move
What is this Smackdown? This is Monday Night Raaaaaaaaw

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

Keg posted:

I want more wrestling! Wait no I want less and more storylines! No wait, storylines are bad too, I don't know, I just want to win prizes for watching.

Yeah that was good and everybody with their stopwatches can tuck them back into their fat jeans now.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Writer Cath posted:

Daniel should address Brie.

Oh poo poo Bryan is going to give Brie a shot at the title isn't he.

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
That match is happening right now? Hurry, you're gonna get counted out! :ohdear:

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