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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
I forgive him :unsmith:

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Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
oh my god jbl, you can't

i can't keep laughing more

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

I'm with Show on this.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I forgive you, Big Show



E: oh no, the evil voice!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Beef Waifu posted:

"You guys maybe owe me a mulligan."

this is the loving best

Ok, Show, just this once, don't do it again though bro

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

"Big Apologetic" Paul Wight

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
You fish merchant, you!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I want my entire roster battle royal drat it all.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I love this.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Carver Crisis posted:

Come out and AA him Cena

That's just stupid John Cena couldn't POSSIBLY AA Big show.

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
Here it is.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the big ACTOR

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Delsaber posted:

The Jerk Store called, and...

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
I love when Big Show cuts these kind of promos.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

no no no Depression comes after Bargaining, not Anger

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

you hsve angered....THE GIANT

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
MAH LIFE

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Add a poll to this thread so we can find out whether we collectively would've punched Jhon Cena.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
IT'S A SHOOT BROTHER

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Smoking Crow posted:

"Big Apologetic" Paul Wight

he's now big angry

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BIG SHOW HAS
<clap clap clap>
LEGITIMATE GRIEVANCES!

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
big show hears voices RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
Big Show is illegitimate!

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
He's a giant, these all sound like whispers to him.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Big Show always cuts these great promos and then the following three months is a bad feud, but it's a fun and awesome promo and idgaf

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
look at this mark getting worked up into a shoot

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

in the end he's still the big show and i'm reasonably sure he's going to lose his next feud

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

NutritiousSnack posted:

He's a giant, these all sound like whispers to him.

But the Big Show has Big Ears.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Striking Yak posted:

John Cena not helping any of his team really makes Big Show's actions more valid. If John had come to the rescue and said "don't worry guys, I'll still have a job I won't let your families starve", maybe Big Show wouldn't have punched him.

john cena is a bad person with good pr

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
no that summons cena

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

oatgan posted:

in the end he's still the big show and i'm reasonably sure he's going to lose his next feud

he's too big to perform any wrestling moves upon

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
who gets the big show feud, who is the lucky boy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Send out John Cena, the man who had nothing to lose!

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Ah man, there's reports of shot's being fired outside the police station in Ferguson.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


yay rowan

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

loving lmao

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

who it gon be

oh

uh ok

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose

Dias posted:

no that summons cena

apparently not

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Davis Sheepman

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