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MondayHotDog posted:You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly snouts and entrails. There's not a lot of meat in these gym mats.
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Ainsley McTree posted:Ooh, he quote reads good! Excuse me, my microwave quotes are ready!
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Nov 25, 2014 01:23
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We put a horse head in his bed, and he gave it a bad review!
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Nov 25, 2014 02:18
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TMMadman posted:Mr. Normal, are you quite sure you know how to take care of a Pony goons need the most attention. There you go.
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Nov 25, 2014 02:40
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jscolon2.0 posted:We put a horse head in his bed, and he gave it a bad review! I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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Nov 25, 2014 02:40
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IMJack posted:I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. Bring me your finest food stuffed with your 2nd finest food!
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Nov 25, 2014 03:17
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IMJack posted:I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
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Nov 25, 2014 03:17
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Cry Havoc posted:Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat? You've clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.
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Nov 25, 2014 03:19
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You've clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles. Don't mess with me! I've got Jimmies!
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Nov 25, 2014 03:32
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Cry Havoc posted:Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat? We were sitting in IMJack's car eating packets of mustard. You happy?
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Nov 25, 2014 03:37
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You've clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles. Doughnuts? I said no ethnic foods!
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Nov 25, 2014 03:44
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You smell like dead bunnies!
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Nov 25, 2014 03:46
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You've clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles. I'll just take a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
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Nov 25, 2014 03:47
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Everything Counts posted:Doughnuts? I said no ethnic foods!  I told you to shave those sideburns!
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Nov 25, 2014 03:54
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Everything Counts posted:Doughnuts? I said no ethnic foods! Don't have a cow, man.
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Nov 25, 2014 04:10
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Don't have a cow, man. Yes, let's none of us "have a cow".
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Nov 25, 2014 04:12
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Jerusalem posted:
I still like him better than MondayHotDog.
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Nov 25, 2014 04:14
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MondayHotDog posted:Yes, let's none of us "have a cow". Hindu! There are 700 million of us.
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Nov 25, 2014 04:16
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Mister Kingdom posted:You smell like dead bunnies! Dead Esquilax! 
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Nov 25, 2014 04:17
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Do over Ham posted:Hindu! There are 700 million of us. Aw, that's super.
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Nov 25, 2014 04:17
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MondayHotDog posted:Yes, let's none of us "have a cow". Don't kid yourself, MondayHotDog. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Don't have a cow, man. You haven't said that phrase in years, let Jerusalem have it.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Don't have a cow, man. IMJack posted:You haven't said that phrase in years, let Jerusalem have it. Is cat now.
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Nov 25, 2014 04:50
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Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?
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Nov 25, 2014 05:33
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Tonight the city weeps as for the first time ever a hockey arena becomes the scene of violence, following a concert by Do over Ham.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:51
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Perry Normal posted:Tonight the city weeps as for the first time ever a hockey arena becomes the scene of violence, following a concert by Do over Ham. Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's ``The Magic Flute''. So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is `yes'.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:56
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Do over Ham posted:Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's ``The Magic Flute''. So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is `yes'. Do Over Ham, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
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Nov 25, 2014 06:12
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TMMadman posted:Do Over Ham, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside? Mmm, yes I would, TMMadman.
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Nov 25, 2014 06:14
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TMMadman posted:Do Over Ham, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside? Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
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Nov 25, 2014 06:25
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Cry Havoc posted:Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat? Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!
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Nov 25, 2014 06:38
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Everything Counts posted:Oh boy! Buffalo testicles! Balzac.
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Nov 25, 2014 06:47
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TMMadman posted:Do Over Ham, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside? Mmmmm, free goo....
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Nov 25, 2014 06:49
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Do over Ham posted:Balzac. 
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Do over Ham posted:Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's ``The Magic Flute''. So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is `yes'. Let us celebrate our new arrangement by the adding of chocolate to milk.
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Skeesix posted:Let us celebrate our new arrangement by the adding of chocolate to malk. Ow! My bones are so brittle!
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Nov 25, 2014 08:04
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IMJack posted:I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. Principal IMJack and jscolon were in the closet making babies, and I saw a baby, and the baby looked at me.
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Nov 25, 2014 14:45
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PT6A posted:Principal IMJack and jscolon were in the closet making babies, and I saw a baby, and the baby looked at me. What kind of man wears Armor hot dogs?
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Applewhite posted:What kind of man wears Armor hot dogs? I feel like Chicken Tonight! Like Chicken Tonight!
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Applewhite posted:What kind of man wears Armor hot dogs? I'll do whatever you say! Just get that death wiener away from me!
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Applewhite posted:What kind of man wears Armor hot dogs? That's it, he knows the whole hot dog song. Go ahead, sleep with him.
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