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I'd do it and do it with all the dignity my driver deserves
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:19 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:42 |
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Whoever we're trusting to put the OP together for next on-season thread, we can also trust to run an RNG to assign drivers. That way at least there's someone at the head of it.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:19 |
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Phwoaar look at that expression of pure determination, thats the face of the 2015 wdc. Here are the engineers explaining how bad and fail Fernando Alonso is and that he was definitely a fraud. Unlike Sebastian Vettel who owns.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:21 |
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NtotheTC posted:What I think we should do is a lottery system where we all enter, and get randomly assigned a 2015 driver and we end up having to write next seasons Worst Thread driver intro for that driver, and if you are anything other than complimentary you get toxx-banned. HJB posted:Internet monkey bottoms are delicious in fairness. Same question to you - does this mean you want to get a driver to write a description for? e: simplefish posted:Whoever we're trusting to put the OP together for next on-season thread, we can also trust to run an RNG to assign drivers. That way at least there's someone at the head of it. I don't know what an 'RNG' is, but here's the list of goons so far who want to write driver bios: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18BeDKUTb0dRKDdVdtUo349RIq1so7ancp1kE9WpHpRU/edit?usp=sharing
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:23 |
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Put me down for driver intro writing. I'll cross fingers for Ricky yardo
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:25 |
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krushgroove posted:Same question to you - does this mean you want to get a driver to write a description for? Yeah I'll give it a bash. Jon Von Anchovi posted:Put me down for driver intro writing. I'll cross fingers for Ricky yardo Godspeed.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:28 |
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I'm down for a driver bio too, sounds like fun to me!
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:39 |
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AgentJotun posted:Didn't he recently predict that Alonso would make an announcement regarding Mclaren at like Monza or something? He did and I also believe he posted a rant about a day or so before how all other F1 journalists are bottom feeding scum of the earth and only he can be trusted because he vets his sources and has a relationship of trust with them so he'd never get false info.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:42 |
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Yep I am down. Maldonardo wouldn't be so bad... Perez now thats a challenge.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:51 |
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the Google doc is updated with the names of all the goons how want to do driver bios so far!
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:55 |
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Mattiaci was essentially a good, effective guy but F1 hosed him. Shame. I get the impression he was a competent manager whose only weakness was being no respecter of reputation. http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/116930 Sulman fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Nov 25, 2014 |
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krushgroove posted:I don't know what an 'RNG' is, but here's the list of goons so far who want to write driver bios: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18BeDKUTb0dRKDdVdtUo349RIq1so7ancp1kE9WpHpRU/edit?usp=sharing Please add me to this, the worst list
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:17 |
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That sounds like a terrible very bad idea resulting in a trainwreck. I am in.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:19 |
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I'll write an intro for someone. I can't wait to see Vettel in a terribly slow Ferrari, without Horner there to hold his hand and defend him when he acts like a spoiled brat. Kimi won't let him get away with poo poo, Iceman will run him off the circuit.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:25 |
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krushgroove posted:I don't know what an 'RNG' is, but here's the list of goons so far who want to write driver bios: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18BeDKUTb0dRKDdVdtUo349RIq1so7ancp1kE9WpHpRU/edit?usp=sharing Add me up, and if there's too many for the drivers we can do the teams separately as well.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:28 |
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pik_d posted:Add me up, and if there's too many for the drivers we can do the teams separately as well. Cool. Added that in and a few 'guidelines' or whatver. I have no intention of doing the actual OP but am happy to help organize the bio entries and do the random draws (which will be truly random).
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:32 |
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I'd be up to write something too. I like the idea of adding team descriptions in to the mix as well. Maybe expand to tracks if there's a load of people?
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:33 |
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krushgroove posted:Cool. Added that in and a few 'guidelines' or whatver. I have no intention of doing the actual OP but am happy to help organize the bio entries and do the random draws (which will be truly random). Don't worry, we'll make Tsaedje do the OP like usual
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:33 |
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CratSock posted:I'll write an intro for someone. Kimi may struggle against Vettel's secret weapon, known to insiders as 'work ethic'.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:33 |
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I'm up for doing an intro too, it can't be any worse than the rest of this thread.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:36 |
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I feel sorry for whoever gets Vettel. Only way you could frame it positively is by pretending he's coming back from a sabbatical.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:36 |
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NtotheTC posted:What I think we should do is a lottery system where we all enter, and get randomly assigned a 2015 driver and we end up having to write next seasons Worst Thread driver intro for that driver, and if you are anything other than complimentary you get toxx-banned.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:40 |
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Confirmed drivers so far for next year: Ferrari Vettel Raikonnen Force India Perez Hulkenberg Lotus Grosjean Maldonado Mercedes Rosberg Hamilton Red Bull Ricciardo Kvyat Toro Rosso Verstappen ? Williams Massa Bottas Sauber ????? (5) drivers under contract, legal shenanigans to follow.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:51 |
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Riso, as far as I'm aware, I've got a 3 year contract with Sauber. Update your records?
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 17:01 |
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I'll go in on the driver intro
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 17:21 |
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Falken posted:Riso, as far as I'm aware, I've got a 3 year contract with Sauber. Update your records? Please submit proof of your superlicense and Sauber contract first.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 17:24 |
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George Zimmer posted:I'll go in on the driver intro This puts us at 19 goons and only 18 drivers at the moment (that's counting McLaren), so at some point we'll have to figure out how to split up the team bios and the driver bios.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 17:42 |
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Sulman posted:Kimi may struggle against Vettel's secret weapon, known to insiders as 'work ethic'. Natural champions like the Iceman look upon feeble attempts to "train" and "practice" and "be fit" with cold Nordic scorn.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 17:43 |
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krushgroove posted:This puts us at 19 goons and only 18 drivers at the moment (that's counting McLaren), so at some point we'll have to figure out how to split up the team bios and the driver bios. If you throwing Team Bio's into the mix add my name to the list, just so I can hope I get Ferrari and then write a truthful and positive team bio.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 17:58 |
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CratSock posted:Natural champions like the Iceman look upon feeble attempts to "train" and "practice" and "be fit" with cold Nordic scorn. you can't train pure talent. Sign me up for driver bio's too. I'll be an alternate or whatever since it looks like we're already over. Fingers crossed for Big Pastor though!
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 18:02 |
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We should do write ups on Team Principals too so I can pen a love letter to Claire Williams.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 18:13 |
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gret posted:We should do write ups on Team Principals too so I can pen a love letter to Claire Williams. And don't forget everyone's favorite supervillain, Bernard Ecclestone.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 18:18 |
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ukle posted:If you throwing Team Bio's into the mix add my name to the list, just so I can hope I get Ferrari and then write a truthful and positive team bio. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=oxymoron
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 18:18 |
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gret posted:We should do Team Principals too so I can do Claire Williams.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 18:22 |
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krushgroove posted:This puts us at 19 goons and only 18 drivers at the moment (that's counting McLaren), so at some point we'll have to figure out how to split up the team bios and the driver bios. I'll do a team bio or a driver bio. Hell I'll do a track bio.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 18:25 |
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Actually, now that I think about it, how amazing would it be to see the 2015 Ferrari come up with some decent performance, but only by Kimi, with Super Seb trailing his teammate yet again, and further proving his eternal fraud status? I like that better.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 18:25 |
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Both of them are bad drivers.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 18:30 |
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I actually thought Vettel was talented, and it wasn't just the car. I mean, he was faster than Webber right? Then I realized that was never the case, and Webber is embarrassingly bad.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 18:32 |
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George Zimmer posted:I'll do a team bio or a driver bio. Hell I'll do a track bio. I would appreciate track bios, actually. Things like whether cars which are good at straight line speed/fast corners/mechanical grip/saving tyres will do best, and a bit about temperature/any effects of altitude/general weather to expect. Add in some history, any odd features like having the seemingly last remaining gravel trap in F1, funny pit exits, clockwise/anticlockwise, funny elevation, or turning Frenchmen into vegetables, and we're good to go. e: don't put me down for track bios, I don't know enough about them.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 18:40 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:42 |
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I'd do a track bio or a team one; you can give me a driver one if you really want but that's kind of easy mode, especially since the odds are against me having to find some way to say something nice about Max Chilton.
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